Wednesday, August 26, 2015

Researcher Claims Bigfoot Left Him Flowers


On his way out of a recently investigated area, the Squatchmaster finds a bush that had recently been ripped from the ground, and placed right in his path. He points out the stack of firewood, or broken limbs, as a reference point. While he did find circles of stones, and stacks of wood, Squatchmaster claims he found no signs of human activity in the area, and is 70% sure the flowering bush was left there by a sasquatch for him to find.


10 comments:

  1. Why are you guys promoting a proven hoaxer? Jeff Patterson is a liar and an attention whore. He's a fraud.

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    1. They are desperate for material.

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    2. Hmmmmm, it's starting to be very puzzling why this stuff is getting pushed.

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  2. Bigfoot left me flowers. Who the f uck would believe this. Truth is that every scientist and story teller has been proved 100% wrong about the existence of bigfoot. It's time to let it go.

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    1. ^ ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! What a child. Start demonstrating how and where this has happened or your burden remains.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superiority_complex

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  3. I thought that he was on his death bed and quit squatching???

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