Is Bigfoot Using Jedi Mind Tricks?


In a recent video posted by Planet Sasquatch, a member of their recent campout relates an unusual event that happened to them. Was it a bigfoot pulling an old Jedi mind trick, or was it a strange apparition? They try to figure it out and make sense of it, but it's pretty strange.


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  1. nephilim ------ Ha ha ha ha ha.

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    1. TRUMP to save US all in 2016 : )

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    2. Billionaire JACKASS runs for president in 2016. The NEW NORM.

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    3. Hillary wannabe da new president .....
      JOE going take her DOWN ...

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  2. GRAYs in control , Bigfoots collecting DNA for the GRAYs

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    1. ^^ volunteered for anal probe

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    2. ...lols..I always thought camping was gay...guys sleeping together in tents, bigfoots probing your butt...gay...Glad I'm a city boy...

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  3. Yes thats it,thats why nobody has ever gotten a clear pic or vid...either that or there is no monkeyman but thats just crazy talk.

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    1. humbolt skull fits perfectly within the profile of The omatoidal sasquatch named "BROCK LESNER", to make matters worse the Lovelock skull morphalogy and dimensional analysis is completely within modern
      mongoloidal parameters,,,
      extra nuchal crest bone at base of skull is EXTREMELY COMMON PLACE ,within indians that wear basket harness around thier forehead ,,??
      saggital crest?? Occipatal bun??
      NOPE!!

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    2. Careful now, Iktomi Joe F. is going to set you straight by copy and paste text "evidence".

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    3. 4:33...Well that's odd... According to Andy White PhD, the skull from Humboltd is prehistoric, with an occipital bun he couldn't find a comparison for any known modern human.

      But what does he know, right? The anon at 2:53 that didn't know humans are primates surely knows more than him, right?

      Ha ha ha ha ha!!

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    4. 2:53... If I thought you had the capacity to fathom, I would.

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    5. I think you should be addressing Dr. B S about that, as I referenced it to him.

      There you go again, mixing up the anons. Helpful hint, don't assume they are all the same- you look less stupid that way.

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    6. 3:14,3:15.----Strange that you reference the PHD that destroys your argument??
      may I suggest you take a reading comprehension course and a Pill??
      HAA HAAA HAAA ,LOL!
      SO EASY (YAWN)!!
      Dr B Sykes :-))

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    7. 2:13...
      http://www.isu.edu/rhi/pdf/Munns-%20Meldrum%20Final%20draft.pdf
      ... That's odd, plenty of clear pictures in that link? Tell me something, do you keep praying this way in a hope that one day all this Sasquatch stuff that gives you the willies goes away? Maintaining that something isn't in existence, once it's pointed out to you every day of your life... That's not crazy talk, that's a crazy life.

      3:21... That addresses you too pumpkin, now shut up and sit down.

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    8. Dr Bullsh*t... Andy's entire premise stems from the misunderstanding that Sasquatch is a giant magic monkey... Not a prehistoric human. It's flawed from he very beginning. Making assumptions on something that you don't find remotely credible in the first place; not very good science.

      Also, did you notice how he merely speculates as to the nuchal crest being in living existence today? Does he find an example, and not somehow end up not support my premise that it's prehistoric? Does this help the argument, in any way what so ever?

      Ha ha ha ha ha!! You make this stuff easy.

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    9. I didn't realize it was proven that Sassy isn't an ape or it even exists.

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    10. My god your sub human IQ is becoming legendary.3:35!! ,,, come back when you can debate with us adults and when you grow a pair!!

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    11. 3:39... What's been proven is the physical sign for an unclassified bipedal primate that's twice the size of normal human primates, to can theorise what it is from there.

      Dr BS... I do believe you just got your argument shoved down your throat, please don't embarrass yourself suggesting other people can't debate.

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    12. hint 3:35 humbolt skull superimposed over the profile of B Lesner!!!!!
      Duh dum de dum !!! , now its getting Sad you truly are special needs!

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    13. Yes... I wonder if Brock has the nuchal crest alluded to that can't be found in any known modern example? Pro-tip... Lesner has facial muscle tissue and all... Not a very clever comparison.

      : )

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    14. weak !! you must try Harder!! ^

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    15. I'm the one waiting on you to counter properly and I'm weak?

      Ha!!

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    16. counter "what"? , been there done that?
      your turn!
      Dr B Sykes

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    17. Read the thread Einstein, you're struggling more than usual today.

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    18. "extra nuchal crest bone at base of skull is EXTREMELY COMMON PLACE"
      Really? You know something Andy White doesn't, because he doesn't seem to think so? Or at least... He can't source something that apparently, "so common place".

      "within indians that wear basket harness around thier forehead"
      Absolute lies and an example of how low you have to stoop to support our arguments. Funny stuff.

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    19. I find it Fun to see you Squirm and attempt to convince anybody of anything.as you are the self professed "KingTroll" and the biggest hypocrite that comments on this blog !
      not to mention you're intellectual honesty is absolutely nonexistant to the point of you(whatever yur name is) being totaly irrelevant!
      so easy ! its ok come back when you can Debate WITH THE GROWN UP'S
      CHUMP! ,HAAA HAAA HAAA LOL
      :-)) Dr B Sykes

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    20. So you don't have anything as an intelligent some back? You admit that you made things up about basket harnesses and didn't even read Andy's blog post that suppers my ideas?

      Game, set AND match. See you around "top debater".

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    21. Yes, game ,set And Match 1:19!!
      "YOU LOSE"!!

      Dr B (top debater)Sykes!
      so easy! Lol.

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  4. So iktomi... does bigfoot have jedi mind powers?

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    1. 3:27 ,, Lol, this is whut yu do !
      Just think the most asinine argument ! and challenge the low IQ one with a insult ,HAAA HAA HAA..iktomi(king troll)joe, my ASS!
      have Fun,, heck its whut she's here for CAN YA DIGGIT???

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    2. I feel that we cannot rule out the possibility of these creatures maybe using a highly evolved ability of infra-sound, to which may be used in some way to distract people to their presence or even unconsciously channel oblivious people into various avenues of the wilderness, either to encourage them away from their family & social groups, or even in extreme cases, to use them as more easily attainable prey... which would concur with many eye witnesses' feelings that the creatures stalking them are giving off the impression of an apex predator in practice.

      A pine cone-shaped, pea-sized gland made of calcium carbonate within the brain, deep behind the root of the nose and floating in cerebrospinal fluid. It is often referred to as the "human antenna" or "third eye." The gland has many known purposes and some rather vague ones. It produces melatonin, the hormone that allows you to sleep, and it is stimulated by darkness. The gland is our master clock that regulates our circadian rhythms. The gland is our internal compass, our keeper of seasonal shifts and time. It is believed, as well, that a bit of magnetite within the gland gives us our internal compass and could be incited to move about during a blast of infra-sound (sound below our human audible hearing, but felt viscerally by our bodies), and stimulate that gland. The gland also has the capability of releasing hallucinogenic type chemicals. It regulates serotonin which helps us to regulate mood and it also promotes chemicals that allow us dream and go into paralysis so we don't act out those dreams. It helps us to shift hormones for the different phases of dream sleep.

      A man with exceptionally long vocal chords and what could it possibly be able to do if he directed the use of infrasound? Stop you in your tracks? Confuse you or make you get lost? Make you forget the entire encounter? Make you see something other than what is there? Make you drowsy or weak, even paralyzed? Make you smell, see and hear things that aren't there? Give you dream-like images? Make you fall asleep? Make you physically uncomfortable? Give you deja vu? Stimulate visions to show you something? Send you visual and auditory messages in your mind? Make you choose one path over another, and perhaps even more we haven't considered?

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    3. Please check out some Sharon Day, she's hot and seriously, seriously clever with this stuff.

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    4. Sharon day =Big Doris ,yes she's very Hot!

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    5. Ah yes, Sharon Day. She of ghost hunting theory and Chlorophyll in the blood of Bigfoot theory- she is looney but she sure thinks outside of the box. Right Joe?

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    6. I think that thinking outside of the box is as important as you can get in modern thinking... I know how you intellectual throw backs don't like anything that wonders from what your pea brains are willing to let yourselves imagine.

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    7. Thinking outside the box is fine when brainstorming...announcing those types of things as a theory just show lack of thinking things out,

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    8. Well how about you "think things out" and come up with a rebuttal to such obviously flawed ideas, eh? I don't think you'd find much in the way of Sharon merely trying to stimulate discussion with the chorophyll stuff. I for one enjoy reading her stuff and think she's got ten times the intellect than the average poster around here.

      "Imagination is more important than knowledge."
      - Albert Einstein

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    9. all hail Joketomi
      King of copy paste !

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    10. Don't forget Sharon Day ,the Queen of Hottness!
      Oh yes!

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    11. Joe, when I apply Occam's Razor to the special powers hypothesis, it doesn't come out so well. Special powers requires more assumptions. The simplest explanation is that people are mistaken or being deceitful. Sometimes thinking out of the box is just a way to nurse one's bias.

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    12. Classic technique. Invoke the name of Einstein. Pretty sure Einstein would say that your evidence for bigfoot is severely lacking.

      But here's a good one: "A man should look for what is, and not for what he thinks should be." -A.E.

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    13. 7:58... You're probably correct there to be honest. It does require a leap. However...

      "These recordings later became the subject of a year-long University of Wyoming-based engineering study to determine their authenticity and to understand the nature of the vocalizations relative to those of humans and other primates. The results of that study were published by the University of British Columbia Press in 1980 in ?Manlike Monsters on Trial,? an anthology of professional papers presented at a 1978 UBC-sponsored symposium entitled Anthropology of the Unknown. The study concluded that the unusual vocalizations were primate in origin, and that at least one of the voices exceeded normal human ranges. Although the study did not rule out the possibility of human source, it established that the vocalizations were spontaneous at the time of recording and that there was no evidence of pre-recording or re-recording at altered tape speed."

      ... This suggested a scientific study that puts Sasquatch vocals both above AND below normal human primate capabilities. Infra-sound suddenly isn't unrealistic, and we ready know tigers and elephants use it well.

      8:17... No, Einstein would suggest one analyse the available data and make a scientific premise from there. In this case, the physical, the biological, the audio, the footage and the ten thousand years of cultural and contemporary anecdotes would be enough to align with your quote by him... Would it not, chump?

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  5. I don't know about Jedi mind powers, but I'm sure Iktomi Joe would say it's possible that they come from another dimension or their DNA was engineered by ancient aliens. Lol

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    1. You might want to apply some ointment to those burns Joe...Poor Joe.

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    2. Sorry to disappoint guys, but I've been posting "Ancient Aliens Debunked" links for quite some time now.

      Who's Joe?

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    3. (Sigh) That would be you Iktomi. Joe F i t z g e r a l d

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    4. Tell me... Did this Joe chap ever give you an epic meltdown at any point of your life for you to be this obsessed?

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    5. So I guess I was right about you believing that Bigfoot is from another dimension then. Just not alien engineered. LOL

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    6. It was funny that you used to harp that you used a real name, etc. and suddenly you became Iktomi. Realization of embarrassment?

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    7. 4:11... Quote me sweetheart, don't joke me. I've heard of people hearing voices but reading imaginary words is a sure sign of schitzophrenia for sure!

      4:13... Who's Joe? From what I can gather, the amount this guy gave you the most epic of meltdowns, he didn't need to be embarrassed of much! Ha ha ha!!

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    8. Genius, I never implied that you said it. I was making a joke in the original 3:30 post, and I think it was clear that it was another joke at 4:11 because you addressed the alien thing and not the dimensional aspect. It's not hard cupcake.

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    9. Yeah... I said quote me, don't joke me kid.

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    10. I knew you were going to fall back to the snippy saying. It's obvious by the second sentence you were referring to quoting you from a previous time (or you have add).

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    11. One must remember that 4:49,wasnt dealt a full deck at birth, so sarcasm is a foreign concept to her... LET'S BE KIND!!
      Dr B S

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  6. Joe, give us a prediction. What's the probability that Bigfoot will be proven in the next 5 years? What's your number?

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    1. Fact!! MKB WILL CHANGE THE WORLD ,!!!!! WITH HIS EARTH SHATTERING PROOF OF BIGFOOT'S
      LIVING ON HIS RANCH!! NEXT WEEK YA'LL!!!!

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    2. So, 7:40, should we put your's at 100% probability?

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    3. 7:40----FACT: MKB has only done this three years. FACT MKB brought out real researchers and most of them had experiences fairly quickly. FACT, this led to two books and a third one on the way. FACT: MKB doesn't profit and invites anyone who can come. FACT: MKB has likely been closer to live Subjects in numbers than just about anyone he knows. And FACT: MKB knows just about everybody and as a result has access to files and audio and drop box content a hamnegger like you will never even dream of let alone see. FACT: you are an anonymous critic on a Bigfoot comment section trolling me without any Provocation So why you go don't to your favorite sailors club and give a big old Howdy to your favorite boy.....cause I promise you this, it ain't me you need to be callin out whistle britches. Savvy?

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