You'll Never Guess What Was Left For Bigfoot In This Gift Basket

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If you thought peanut butter, you were partially correct. He did of course leave peanut butter, further proof bigfoot loves the stuff. But the thing that surprised us the most was....

A HAIR BRUSH!

Is that not genius? Why hasn't anyone else thought of this? I mean think about how hairy bigfoot is, and they're out there in the wild. Their hair has to have all kinds of knots and tangles in it. Now they can look their best when taking blurry photos.


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  1. AnonymousTuesday, July 28, 2015 at 4:02:00 PM PDT

    A pile of crap?

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  2. AnonymousTuesday, July 28, 2015 at 4:12:00 PM PDT

    Makes you wonder how many BF are actually gay..?? Something to ponder about as you watch the video.

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  3. Blueberry JonesTuesday, July 28, 2015 at 4:46:00 PM PDT

    A brush ? Maybe they will appear less blurry ...

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  4. AnonymousTuesday, July 28, 2015 at 5:50:00 PM PDT

    talk about make believe

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  5. AnonymousTuesday, July 28, 2015 at 9:07:00 PM PDT

    some raccoon will surely love your brush
    sucker !

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  6. AnonymousWednesday, July 29, 2015 at 4:42:00 AM PDT

    What about some beer and condoms?

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  7. AnonymousWednesday, July 29, 2015 at 8:25:00 AM PDT

    They like big combs. Brushes are for women.

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