Two beautiful women, free beef jerky, a big fake bigfoot to pose with for pictures, and a camera crew, what could possibly go wrong? Some of these people's reactions are priceless. Check it out:
No its the marks bigfoot left across your back on his way down the hall to your hairy, ugly, fat moms bedroom. He says she stinks worse than a summer fermented taterh 0le. He can hardly stand it.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
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BIGFOOT STOMPED THAT TROLL OUT! BUH BYE!
nope that's a bored basement dwellers map to the fridge,looking to score a hot pocket.....my god you footers are sheep to the alter of ignorance...
DeleteNo its the marks bigfoot left across your back on his way down the hall to your hairy, ugly, fat moms bedroom. He says she stinks worse than a summer fermented taterh 0le. He can hardly stand it.
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AND TROLLS CAN SUCK IT. TWICE.
Now you've done it !!! ,"KING TROLL"
DeleteIktomijoe. Will now cut&paste you to death!!
GO SIT IN THE CORNER ╦╣
Delete1 sentance .. not bad!
DeleteAnd sit on your hands this time.
DeleteThere's probably heaps of retards on this site that would believe it.
ReplyDeleteoh boy there's an understatement ^^
DeleteItkomi the dopey terd would take blurry pics and then do a breakdown about his encounter. Everyone who believes in imaginary apes is a retard!!!!!!!!'
ReplyDelete9:35 you're intellectual honesty is refreshing !!!! compaired to Iktomijoe.. Carry on!
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