Bigfoot Must Really Love This Stuff!

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I don't know how this got started, or who the first person was that did it, but for some reason everyone thinks bigfoot loves peanut butter! It seems like every time someone leaves food out for bigfoot, they leave a jar of peanut butter. To me this seems a bit ridiculous. I mean how can you just assume bigfoot would want peanut butter without a glass of milk? I mean come on, that stuff really gets stuck to the roof of your mouth and all in your teeth! Bigfoot needs something to wash it down with. And how come never any jelly to go with it?


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  1. AnonymousMonday, July 27, 2015 at 4:04:00 PM PDT

    turds

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  2. AnonymousMonday, July 27, 2015 at 4:41:00 PM PDT

    uuuuhhh, they have been catching animals with peanut butter for years.

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  3. AnonymousMonday, July 27, 2015 at 6:45:00 PM PDT

    You have to be scientific, and that means not telling Henry May where you are leaving peanut butter out.

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  4. AnonymousTuesday, July 28, 2015 at 8:43:00 AM PDT

    Ryan is an expert in fuctardery!

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