This was a recording of my neighbor who woke up the entire neighborhood when in the middle of the night he got up to use the bathroom and while half asleep mistakenly used 40 grit sandpaper instead of toilet paper. Absolutely true story.
You know whats funnier? I have a buddy who was running a construction sites and one of the migrant laborer used a piece of pink insulation to wipe his ass. They had to call him an ambulance about an hour later!
OH yeah, well when I was a kid we were camping and my uncle went into the bushes to fill a jar and accidentally wiped his ass with an angry porcupine. His starfish became a sea urchin in one swipe.
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
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ReplyDeleteBigfoot screams and Bigfoot movies seem to be very 'in" right now. Neither of course have any basis in fact.
ReplyDeleteMove along cement head! You're not wanted here!
Deleteas if you are hag uno
DeleteYes , it seems to be scream week on bigfoot evidence.
DeleteIts very odd
This was a recording of my neighbor who woke up the entire neighborhood when in the middle of the night he got up to use the bathroom and while half asleep mistakenly used 40 grit sandpaper instead of toilet paper. Absolutely true story.
ReplyDeleteYou know whats funnier? I have a buddy who was running a construction sites and one of the migrant laborer used a piece of pink insulation to wipe his ass. They had to call him an ambulance about an hour later!
DeleteOH yeah, well when I was a kid we were camping and my uncle went into the bushes to fill a jar and accidentally wiped his ass with an angry porcupine. His starfish became a sea urchin in one swipe.
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Pink fiberglass insulation? Ouch.
DeleteThese screams are what happens when too many chili dogs are consumed on the weekend.
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