In this episode of Animal Planet's Squatch and Learn, they pose the question "Where does bigfoot sleep?" See if you can guess the answer that matches what one of the Finding Bigfoot team members believes.
My guess is that "bigfoot" sleeps in a normal bed...his activity suit (hairy and large size) is hung up in the wardrobe ready for the next "sighting" tomorrow...the suit has had some remarkably successful outings.
In addition to these being a blatant promotion for the show, this is the dumbest and most idiotic thing ever. Come to think of it - it does fit in quite nicely with the show.
Matt is blowing hot air out of his butt hole on this one. Bigfoot is not going to take the chance of sleeping where he could be caught by a human with a gun. Only in habituation scenarios does this take place. Since the Bigfoot are paranormal, they sleep in another dimension. And then they sleep wherever they want to and however they want to. Since they are shapeshifters, they can sleep as an orb in another dimension, in the ground. No human could kill him there.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
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ReplyDeleteYou revolting man.
Deleteagreed
DeleteI don't know where a bigfoot sleeps but if I were one i'd check under the bed to make sure Fasano isn't hiding underneath
ReplyDeleteMy guess is that "bigfoot" sleeps in a normal bed...his activity suit (hairy and large size) is hung up in the wardrobe ready for the next "sighting" tomorrow...the suit has had some remarkably successful outings.
Deletetemper-pedic is mine
DeleteIn addition to these being a blatant promotion for the show, this is the dumbest and most idiotic thing ever. Come to think of it - it does fit in quite nicely with the show.
ReplyDeleteMatt is blowing hot air out of his butt hole on this one. Bigfoot is not going to take the chance of sleeping where he could be caught by a human with a gun. Only in habituation scenarios does this take place. Since the Bigfoot are paranormal, they sleep in another dimension. And then they sleep wherever they want to and however they want to. Since they are shapeshifters, they can sleep as an orb in another dimension, in the ground. No human could kill him there.
ReplyDeleteBigfoot sleeps well in the imagination of believers everywhere.
ReplyDeleteFinding Bigfoot! It's the show where they do everything except the name of the show!
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