Youtuber Talkingcryptozoology posted these images of what he believes is a bigfoot he captured on video. What do you think? Blob Squatch or the Real Deal?
Ah, yes yes yes. Here at the BFE Mental Hospital, we have a number of skeptards to choose from.
For example, there is the resident rager fartface at 12:07, and his even more spectacularly dimwitted sidekick, flunkface at 12:32.
These patients were brought to our care due to incessant compulsive masturbatory activities practiced while viewing ISF posts.
You may greet them here daily. There is no admission charged for the privilege of viewing these unfortunates, as we believe that observing such patients in real time as they demonstrate the depths of their idiocies, provides a public service to humanity.
Penis extenders work through a very simple principle. They apply relatively low levels of tension – usually of between 1.2kg – 2.5kg – to the penile shaft.
In turn, this encourages two independent physiological processes to kick in, both of which stimulate permanent penile growth
This is vital to the enlargement process because by stretching the ligaments, a portion of the 4 – 6 inches of penile shaft that usually hides inside the body can be gradually pulled forward into view.
If you don’t believe how much of your penis is hidden inside your body, just have a poke behind your scrotum the next time you get an erection. You can easily feel how much of the penile shaft is hidden away there.
It’s impossible to ignore the clinical evidence supporting the effectiveness of penis extenders.
Over the last few years, reams of medical research has shown men achieving whopping penile length increases of around 30 percent with consistent use over 3 – 6 months.
What’s more, this isn’t skewed evidence presented by the penis extender manufacturers themselves in an attempt to legitimize their products.
Penis extenders have been clinically proven to work -- and work spectacularly well!
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
ReplyDeleteBigfoot Does not exist.
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DeleteDressmaker ?
Wellll NOOOw Stuart, what does momma say about dressmaker? What does momma say Stuart!?
Delete12:23 = poop, so........
DeleteMommy says I will become a dressmaker if I don't stop laying with dolls
DeleteLook what I can do
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Deletenice to see the blathering jomosexuals out and about having fun..enjoy your day ladies
DeleteAh, yes yes yes. Here at the BFE Mental Hospital, we have a number of skeptards to choose from.
DeleteFor example, there is the resident rager fartface at 12:07, and his even more spectacularly dimwitted sidekick, flunkface at 12:32.
These patients were brought to our care due to incessant compulsive masturbatory activities practiced while viewing ISF posts.
You may greet them here daily. There is no admission charged for the privilege of viewing these unfortunates, as we believe that observing such patients in real time as they demonstrate the depths of their idiocies, provides a public service to humanity.
Hahahaha!!!! I didn't realize how fortunate we are to view them. Can we watch them get shock treatments?
DeletePenis extenders work through a very simple principle. They apply relatively low levels of tension – usually of between 1.2kg – 2.5kg – to the penile shaft.
DeleteIn turn, this encourages two independent physiological processes to kick in, both of which stimulate permanent penile growth
This is vital to the enlargement process because by stretching the ligaments, a portion of the 4 – 6 inches of penile shaft that usually hides inside the body can be gradually pulled forward into view.
If you don’t believe how much of your penis is hidden inside your body, just have a poke behind your scrotum the next time you get an erection. You can easily feel how much of the penile shaft is hidden away there.
Did I ever tell the story of me shooting a turd out of my anus at 80 mph?Wrote a song about,want to hear it?
ReplyDeletePS dmaker caught it with his teeth.
D Campbells.
That Dressmaker has mad skills!
DeleteIt’s impossible to ignore the clinical evidence supporting the effectiveness of penis extenders.
DeleteOver the last few years, reams of medical research has shown men achieving whopping penile length increases of around 30 percent with consistent use over 3 – 6 months.
What’s more, this isn’t skewed evidence presented by the penis extender manufacturers themselves in an attempt to legitimize their products.
Penis extenders have been clinically proven to work -- and work spectacularly well!
Yes convinced. Fart.
DeleteAny of you Texas or Oklahoma people have a hard time in that storm last night?
ReplyDeleteHope chick is alright
DeleteChick wanted me to pass on to you that the bad storm & a small tornado close by put her in the closet for 45 min. and <3 <3 <3 for thinking of her.
DeleteIt looks to me like a guy in camo aiming a rifle...just sayin`.
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