The Something Hairy In The Shadows team takes us to a new area that looks absolutely amazing. Before they leave they take time to leave some apples in a tree, in hopes bigfoot will find them.
Shareholders in the Bank of Bigfoot suffered further woes today as the value of share prices and stocks fell yet again to another new low of DiddleySquatch.
I'm a bigfoot fan who admits it's all fake. I'm not ridiculous enough to go out in the woods looking for it but I like bigfoot, as do all of us here, including the skeptics.
2:30... Unfortunately, I feel they are a hoax. And the perpetrator, Mark Anders, even gives us several clues. If you notice, in each photo the right arm is stuck in a reaching-out position. It only gives the illusion of movement because the figure has been slightly rotated in each subsequent photograph. No arm swing, and we never clearly see the other arm. The only other perspective we have is of the rear, and now the right arm is obscured. At first I thought maybe it was just a statue placed in the woods, which would have been costly to make and cumbersome to move. However, I’m pretty sure it’s all CGI (hence the “blur” to conceal the edges that would give it away). In one of his last videos, Anders shows in plain sight how he did it, with two computer generated models rotating on either side of the “photo”. Here it is: http://youtu.be/fLImU7H5yD8
One look at Anders’ YouTube channel trailer will show you that he is a master of CGI and Photoshop effects: http://youtu.be/f4uMAofsMBM
If you remember, Anders was also the source of the “Georgia Bigfoot” photo last year; http://youtu.be/6tAsLlxFnHQ
And in case you didn’t catch it, Anders’ footage of the “Amazon Bigfoot” is pretty hilarious as well: http://youtu.be/Yk59kXUudeM
Also, Anders choose Rogers County, OK as the site where these photos were supposedly taken. Were they taken by the same idiots who shot each other in recent news? And lastly, it appears the Oklahoma Bigfoot photos are old news, as Anders just uploaded some new remarkable pics of an Oregon Bigfoot, only now he’s added some good old-fashioned Photoshop lens flair effects: http://youtu.be/X3Bc_M5Oe8A
Guys hold onto your gals and Jref footers hold onto your blow up dolls because I am pleased and feel privileged to announce that a Bigfoot was shot yesterday in Oklahoma and the body is being examined as I speak. Expect major news coverage of this historic event in the next few days so buckle up folks, it's going to be a helluva' ride !
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
ReplyDeleteThe Roger Patterson and Mark Anders videos are real.
Photoshopping video frame by frame at 30fps would take years.
Neither has been been disproved. Got monkey suit?
Shareholders in the Bank of Bigfoot suffered further woes today as the value of share prices and stocks fell yet again to another new low of DiddleySquatch.
DeleteI'm a bigfoot fan who admits it's all fake. I'm not ridiculous enough to go out in the woods looking for it but I like bigfoot, as do all of us here, including the skeptics.
DeleteI believe there is credence in the reports and believe the probability is that bigfoot exists..but I`m damned if I`ll admit it.
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Delete3:10... Ha ha ha ha ha!!
Delete2:30... Unfortunately, I feel they are a hoax. And the perpetrator, Mark Anders, even gives us several clues. If you notice, in each photo the right arm is stuck in a reaching-out position. It only gives the illusion of movement because the figure has been slightly rotated in each subsequent photograph. No arm swing, and we never clearly see the other arm. The only other perspective we have is of the rear, and now the right arm is obscured.
At first I thought maybe it was just a statue placed in the woods, which would have been costly to make and cumbersome to move. However, I’m pretty sure it’s all CGI (hence the “blur” to conceal the edges that would give it away). In one of his last videos, Anders shows in plain sight how he did it, with two computer generated models rotating on either side of the “photo”. Here it is:
http://youtu.be/fLImU7H5yD8
One look at Anders’ YouTube channel trailer will show you that he is a master of CGI and Photoshop effects:
http://youtu.be/f4uMAofsMBM
If you remember, Anders was also the source of the “Georgia Bigfoot” photo last year;
http://youtu.be/6tAsLlxFnHQ
And in case you didn’t catch it, Anders’ footage of the “Amazon Bigfoot” is pretty hilarious as well:
http://youtu.be/Yk59kXUudeM
Also, Anders choose Rogers County, OK as the site where these photos were supposedly taken. Were they taken by the same idiots who shot each other in recent news? And lastly, it appears the Oklahoma Bigfoot photos are old news, as Anders just uploaded some new remarkable pics of an Oregon Bigfoot, only now he’s added some good old-fashioned Photoshop lens flair effects:
http://youtu.be/X3Bc_M5Oe8A
http://cryptomundo.com/bigfoot-report/commentary-on-the-mark-anders-sasquatch-photos/
The Roger Patterson/Mark Anders footage are real.
DeleteGot monkey SUIT?
In others words, where are the suits? Almost 50 years and no suit in either case.
One look at Anders’ YouTube channel trailer will show you that he is a master of CGI and Photoshop effects:
Deletehttp://youtu.be/f4uMAofsMBM
Your vomit totally, utterly, comprehensively blown out of the water. Now shut up and sit down...
Got m-m-m-m-m-m-m-monkey suit?
Guys hold onto your gals and Jref footers hold onto your blow up dolls because I am pleased and feel privileged to announce that a Bigfoot was shot yesterday in Oklahoma and the body is being examined as I speak. Expect major news coverage of this historic event in the next few days so buckle up folks, it's going to be a helluva' ride !
ReplyDeletehey...i`m trying to watch mom teaches daughter porn right now.
DeleteSomehow I have the feeling that I shouldn't hold my breath on that news.
DeleteIts getting a little old 3:21. My god you are taking a good joke and ruining it!
DeleteBigfoots are gladly taking gifts and no one can capture that on camera?
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