Full Body Neanderthal Comparison [Bigfoot Illustrated]

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How huge are neanderthals compared to a human being? Dred Funn gives us the details.




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  1. AnonymousFriday, May 15, 2015 at 1:54:00 AM PDT

    Don`t the depictions need to be a little more rotund in Joe`s case ?

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  2. AnonymousFriday, May 15, 2015 at 5:00:00 AM PDT

    Look at that 'thal phallus. Looks like Joektomi has some fresh jerkoff material for a little bit. He was just complaining the other day how boring it was always jerking off to Dick Dover all the time. Go ahead and get that hand (or the misses as you call it) lotioned up Joektomi, looks like you two are about to get BUSY. And when your finished you might as well leave your panties down and get ready for Daniel Campbell to bend you over again, just like the little bitch you are.

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    1. AnonymousFriday, May 15, 2015 at 5:18:00 AM PDT

      ^^^ angry AND jeleous

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    2. VegasthedogFriday, May 15, 2015 at 5:33:00 AM PDT

      The fact that you look at that picture and think of Joe jerking off tells me everything I need to know about you.

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    3. AnonymousFriday, May 15, 2015 at 6:02:00 AM PDT

      Yes, the Maggot is one sick puppy.

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    4. AnonymousFriday, May 15, 2015 at 6:29:00 AM PDT

      ^^ & ^
      You are a pair of anus vendors .. your own grubby "holes" sold for a blurry image of a creature that isn`t real.

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    5. AnonymousFriday, May 15, 2015 at 6:46:00 AM PDT

      Dude forgot to take the condom off

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    6. AnonymousFriday, May 15, 2015 at 7:04:00 AM PDT

      ^^^^. Funny

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    7. AnonymousFriday, May 15, 2015 at 10:26:00 AM PDT

      You're one to talk vegass the hog every post you make has Joe's name in it.and mmc the maggot comments wow the intellect it takes to think of such a crushing put down,you must have a doctorate in asshology...idiots

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    8. AnonymousFriday, May 15, 2015 at 3:36:00 PM PDT

      Troll Killer = Wuss , just sayin.

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  3. AnonymousFriday, May 15, 2015 at 8:32:00 AM PDT

    ...Why is Jesus wearing a chastity belt while standing next to a naked caveman?...I should know, but its been awhile since I was getting smacked in the head with a ruler by Sister Kathryn in her religion class...lol...

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    1. AnonymousFriday, May 15, 2015 at 11:32:00 AM PDT

      ^ did Jesus have a foreskin ?

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    2. AnonymousFriday, May 15, 2015 at 12:53:00 PM PDT

      ...I'll email Sister Kathryn...she was an expert on Jesus and inflicting pain...

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  4. AnonymousFriday, May 15, 2015 at 10:22:00 AM PDT

    why didn't they use a white middle aged American to portray modern humans
    A lard assed, swinging man boobed dude would have been ore realistic than Mr universe contestants.

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    1. AnonymousFriday, May 15, 2015 at 11:26:00 AM PDT

      Apparently out in the field there`s a realistic lard-arse smell

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  5. AnonymousFriday, May 15, 2015 at 1:49:00 PM PDT

    Is that rumpled foreskin?

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  6. AnonymousFriday, June 11, 2021 at 1:26:00 PM PDT

    The neanderthal is going to have all the homo sapien women lusting after his hard long phallus seeing him buck ass naked like that. He'll sure be busy giving them a ride on the wild side. Unga Bunga!

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