If they paint that phucker black he's gonna look like Nigger Shrek! You want shut down them riots in Baltimore run that MF'er through there, them niggers would scatter quicker n' you can say Yea' Buddy!
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
Turdly looking more like it
ReplyDelete^ it must have been fashioned after your mug
Delete^ is that what you saw this morning and realised you`d slept with that ?
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ReplyDeleteThe Roger Patterson and Mark Anders videos are real.
Like Joe Welsh says "Got monkey suit?"
http://bigfootevidence.blogspot.co.uk/2015/05/watch-this-reporter-whooping-and-tree.html?m=0
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DeletePatterson/Anders are real.
Photoshopping video frame by frame at 30fps would take years. You're inaccurate.
Neither has been been disproved. Got monkey suit?
. . . and now this special report from the FAILCLOWN PROJECT:
ReplyDeleteBARNES: Jeff there are actually people arriving and we have nothing to give them - what are we going to do?
MELDRUM: Who are you?
BARNES: Quit kidding around - we are in trouble.
MELDRUM: "We"? I had nothing to do with this.
BARNES: But . . . but . . . you are our Scientific Advisor.
MELDRUM: I'm afraid your mistaken sir. I only associate myself with well funded scientific endeavors and eh - (ahem) your check bounced yesterday.
BARNES: Jeff please - just a little more time!
MELDRUM: Please leave my office NOW . . . (picks up phone) SECURITY!
Realistic make-up job.
ReplyDeleteEven the Bigfoot from British Columbia have bad teeth !
Clive is an expert on the subject of bad teeth based upon personal experience.
Delete...Aren't you the guy we have burp to get our b@lls back?
DeleteI met 9:15 one night lying in a pool of white fluid.
DeleteWe've been friends ever since.
Pappy Smear
I don't like 9:15, one time I burped him...I burped him real harrd.
DeleteStill didn't get my b@lls back GD it !
Haw Haw Haw !
Delete^ chirrup chirrup chirp chirp
DeleteSon of a bitch they found Bo-Bo's 8th grade class picture. well i'll be damned.
ReplyDeleteIf they paint that phucker black he's gonna look like Nigger Shrek! You want shut down them riots in Baltimore run that MF'er through there, them niggers would scatter quicker n' you can say Yea' Buddy!
ReplyDeleteOk then N-i-g-g-e-r!
ReplyDeleteAncient Motherfuckin' N-i-g-g-e-r-s! That's what they are....
ReplyDeleteAncient Motherfuckin' N-i-g-g-e-r-s!
just tilt your head you can read it
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