Bigfoot Spotted In Arkansas Throwing Rocks At Campers

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The Searching For Bigfoot team is hot on the trail of bigfoot. They check in from the road with a recent report they just received from Arkansas, where a bigfoot was throwing rocks at campers. Check it out:


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  1. AnonymousWednesday, May 27, 2015 at 5:46:00 PM PDT

    Hot Turd Jambalaya

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, May 27, 2015 at 6:59:00 PM PDT

      ^
      William Parcher ?

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    2. AnonymousWednesday, May 27, 2015 at 7:17:00 PM PDT

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  2. AnonymousWednesday, May 27, 2015 at 6:00:00 PM PDT

    Jesus, you're fucking annoying.

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, May 27, 2015 at 6:02:00 PM PDT

      but he is very quick

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    2. AnonymousWednesday, May 27, 2015 at 6:26:00 PM PDT

      6:00pm, Don't hate on the Turd King, enjoy some good vibes...

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YwvitzQUrk

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