Bigfoot Knocks Lid Off Smoker and Steals Hamburgers
While Robert Dodson is set up for a night of bigfooting, he hears a loud crash. Upon further investigation he finds that the lid to his smoker has been knocked off the base, and his hamburgers are missing from the grill.
Stealing turdburgers
ReplyDeleteWHER IS THAT LOOSER TROLL SISSY AT???
DeleteAC COLLINS
After framing 3 houses, and the contractor My crew did the work for
Deleteaint nowhere to found , I figure its
better to give TROLL SISSY a beatdown
Instead of Putting the contractors
TEETH ON THE ENDANGERED spieces
List!!
what would you FOPS do?
ps. sorry i asked!
AC collins : (
By The Way ! you are ALL a bunch
Deleteof LIMPWRISTED FOPS!
ESPICALLY ,TROLL WHIMP!
AC collins
Kick Stuart right in the box
DeleteTwice
That will make him to go to his "dark place". Always good for a few laughs.
DeleteWait- is that a box?
DeleteYes, the darker Stuart gets the more I laugh too
DeleteLol bunch of pussies, yup weak queer
Deletepussies all of ya Haa haaa haa
** your the queer Stewart
Deletestuart what the fock is stuart??
Deletehave you fools gone Crazy?
AC collins
I aint queer you little punk!
DeleteACcollins
I don't think two kicks will be sufficient.
DeleteDoes Stewart keep burgers in his box?
Delete. . . and of course Bigfoot has to be responsible.
ReplyDeleteThe Roger Patterson and Mark Anders videos are real.
Like Joe Welsh says "Got monkey suit?"
Shhhh! It was me I just love bbq burgers in the dark of night.
ReplyDeleteAlready put my special Jack sauce all over them. Your girlfriends got your favorite cheese
DeleteSicko
Delete^^ what, don't like cheese?
Delete; (
Delete7;51 You mean Dicko !
Delete. . . and now this special report from the FAILCLOWN PROJECT:
ReplyDeleteBROOKRESON: Researcher Brookreson reporting for duty sir - eh, where's the blimp?
(crickets)
BROOKRESON: Where's all the other guys?
(crickets)
BROOKRESON: Where's the high grade thermals you promised us?
(crickets)
BROOKRESON: It's been a long trip and I'm starved - what's for lunch?
BARNES: Well, we have a few leftover Zagnut bars . . . .
I don't think that's terribly far from the truth.
DeleteThanx 7:50 I needed that Gafaw!
DeleteHe never reported past Arkansas. But I truly enjoyed that ......sir......
DeleteIt looks like all the people who heavily participated in the failed project are now trying to deny involvement in the colossal debacle.
Delete7:50: Keep it up. I like it. I know he would too. I can't be certain, but.....if I know M he's likely still near the Spring River: "pullin all nighters, chasin his desires, watch his eyes light up like lighters..............as he gets a little higher.....sippin on fire".
DeleteNot the guy you referenced. He lampooned it on FB all week from his compound in the Ozarks. Then on to the Buffalo and Spring River watershed. He's also been pretty harsh on their websites. I think he truly loves the shameful spectacle. And the fact that he was shrewd enough not to show. Thanks to DriverOperator for tipping him on the debacle.
DeleteAnd shame be cast upon those who sent those other unfortunate gents afoot with no support, those kids and adults alike were out real money and time and if for no other reason, when M gets outta the woods, ten will get ya twenty he rips The Faultese Falcon to bits.....
DeleteHey Shawn, you want a good post, ask your boy MKB to write a little article for you on the project referenced above, why he outta be getting out of the woods right about..........now. And Barnes, he told me to tell you that, " you didn't get to wreck my Friday, ya never got to change my mind, you never got to steal my freedom.....all you did was waste my time....."
DeleteSo I take it the Falcon project is in a bit of a mess then?
DeleteDid good old Meldrum however get his fee up front, that is all we need to know?
CUZ!!!!!!! I'll shoot you an email now!!!
DeleteAs long as Doc got paid I'm ok with that part. But M said this am before coffee that he didn't "need the FP, The Alan Parson's Project or Project Runway for that matter, he'd just do it all himself". Cuz I haven't seek you since God talked to Moses. Send me an email, I'll have Sharon Jean plug in this here computer as soon as she gets her teeth in. She can't whistle up the dogs for breakfast.
DeleteYou forgot to mention that you also live in the projects!
DeleteMaybe it was The Hamburgler.
ReplyDeleteThere is evidence to support the existence of a bipedal hominid living in fast food restaurants. Occam's Razor!
Mayor McCheese posted that he was back on the search again - now it all makes sense.
Delete8:52... You're learning.
DeleteJoe, you've taught me everything I know about cut and paste. Thank you. Now I need to find some one who can teach me to think. Any suggestions?
DeleteWell don't expect me to keep tutoring you, I gave up on trying to get you to think for yourself a long time.
Delete... Ago.
DeleteRaccoons routinely get into containers for food, but yeah, this must have been the work of an 8 foot, half ton, unphotographable primate.
ReplyDeleteCouldn't be a coon or other critter now could it?
ReplyDeleteNeed a body