This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
Bigfoot likes bacon! Bobo says so. Maybe he will join that church.
ReplyDeletego to bed little boy.
DeleteOkay - goodnight.
Delete^ OFFICIAL SUPERFRIEND RESPONSE.
^ Owlbert Einstein.
DeleteHi Clive - want to be my SUPERFRIEND?
DeleteMutual acquaintance will do for now.
DeleteHaw !
The superfriends are more interested in mutual masturbation.
DeleteGet off the floor when you talk to me !
DeleteHey Clive, sorry to ask you an actual on topic question, but what do you think is the best evidence for bi. . . . Oh forget it, the last thing people discuss here is the relevant subject.
DeleteAnswer:
DeleteA sighting.
I meant a confirmed piece of objective evi . . . Never mind, this might lead to a real exchange of ideas.
DeleteCareful! Your getting into dangerous territory.
DeleteAnswer:
DeleteExtinction.
No actual talking about bigfoot or "ideas" you two! Anything outside of McLife cannot be discussed.
Delete...lonely maggot.
Take care now! Anything outside of "Hi" and "First!" and positive affirmation of all things Bigfoot will not be tolerated.
DeleteSorry we hurt your feelings "Closet Friend". Anything outside of "doesn't exist" will not be tolerated.
Delete8 inches, can you handle that Clive??? Ive got it in my hand and its getting haaaaawwwwwddddd!!!!!!
DeleteFFS!
You're all alone Maggot. Except for the demons in your head
DeleteI'm shitting little pickle-turds that look exactly like Trollanda Guy.
ReplyDeleteFunniest thing I read all day.
DeleteI used to have intercourse with my pet goat in high school, who I named "mancow".
DeleteDid you ever lick a bug zapper?
DeleteThe Nepalese quake is such a tragedy. 4,0000 dead!
ReplyDeleteAt the current exchange rate, that's like 6.72 Americans being killed. Such a tragedy!
^^^^ The Maggot
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