A bleaching treatment has been strongly suggested for Bend Over's dingleberry covered butt cheeks, but for whatever reason, Bend Over steadfastly refuses it!
Let's not comment on this thread. It's only a real giant primate. Let's wait until MK Davis retreads Patterson's hoax and then we'll go 100 comments deep.
Energy vampires work by making you think of them. Therefore their goal is to steal your attention. So choose carefully where you decide to put your attention.
It may be time for a blackout- for something different here.
Exciting news everyone! An official from the prestigious Guinness Book of World records will be visiting my trailer park home today to determine whether my butt cheeks are covered with a world record number of dingleberries! I will keep you posted on the latest developments!
Do you JREF footers think Alaskabushpilot's rotten teeth happened because he pretended to be a professional fighter who fought 2 weight classes above his weight ? ....And do you numbskulls take up for him like he's your husband because you're afraid to be kicked out of the pretend skeptic herd ?
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
Bigfoot is real folks.
ReplyDeleteTrolls aren't even winning by a yard, it's a clear kick in the nuts.
DeleteBend Over has a "yard" that he would like for you to visit -- his dingleberry covered butt cheeks!
DeleteWhat is O'bammy's daughters doing in that yard setting?
DeleteBigfoot will be proven. Wait till Les Sykes and Bryan Rogan's next show.
ReplyDeleteThat's crazy. What are those, chimps?
ReplyDeleteThose are gorillas. Chimps don't have tails.
DeleteUmmm. Yes, they do. Gibbons are considered chimps and last time I checked they had tails.
DeleteThats not a tail, its an ass extension.
Deletealso...BenD Dover also has a weenie comparable in size of that of a fully grown mountain Gorilla.
DeleteNo! Eets a gorrira.
ReplyDeleteWhy don't you stupid fucks learn how to spell? Did the "gorrira" actually "brock" the glass?
ReplyDeleteYou're not smart enough to circumvent bleached text.
DeleteWhy don't you stupid f_cks learn how to spell? Did the "gorrira" actually "brock" the glass?
Delete^You figured it out! Now if your post only merited re-posting...
DeleteA bleaching treatment has been strongly suggested for Bend Over's dingleberry covered butt cheeks, but for whatever reason, Bend Over steadfastly refuses it!
Delete'gorrira' 'brock' hilarious...i dawanta sumboooooody to a fuka me in de ass preace
DeleteLet's not comment on this thread. It's only a real giant primate. Let's wait until MK Davis retreads Patterson's hoax and then we'll go 100 comments deep.
ReplyDeletePlease be careful -- Bend Over's dingleberry covered butt cheeks become extremely aroused whenever the word "deep" is mentioned.
DeleteEnergy vampires work by making you think of them. Therefore their goal is to steal your attention. So choose carefully where you decide to put your attention.
DeleteIt may be time for a blackout- for something different here.
Exciting news everyone! An official from the prestigious Guinness Book of World records will be visiting my trailer park home today to determine whether my butt cheeks are covered with a world record number of dingleberries! I will keep you posted on the latest developments!
ReplyDeleteha haaa BenD Dover butt cheeks
DeleteLittle Winston Campbell in anon mode.
Deleteha haaa BenD Dover butt cheeks
DeleteDo you JREF footers think Alaskabushpilot's rotten teeth happened because he pretended to be a professional fighter who fought 2 weight classes above his weight ?
Delete....And do you numbskulls take up for him like he's your husband because you're afraid to be kicked out of the pretend skeptic herd ?
"brock" really ?
ReplyDeleteLazy
frigtening
DeleteMy favorite movie is Brockback Mountain.
DeleteHe meant it like Brock Lesner. The gorilla really "brock" the glass. It's an expression.
DeleteWell - and then there's the header
Deletefrigtening - should be...frightening ?
you don't say, did you read 10:29?
DeleteGood spot 11:49. That's the 2nd misspelling.
DeleteI love the trolling bend over is getting, just sayin'
ReplyDeleteBrock Lesner vs the gorilla !
ReplyDeleteSpelling v Shaun
Delete^Shaun vs Shawn
DeleteBigfoot v Joe
DeleteJoerg vs. Bend Over's dingleberry covered butt cheeks.
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DeleteWild Bill vs Godzilla
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Deletecommon sense vs The Bible
DeleteBigfoot vs Mankind
Deletein a steel cage match no less
It's a fox...
ReplyDeleteNo...wait a sec'. A deer or maybe a gorilla.
Perhaps a lemur. An orangatang or oranatan or maybe orangutan. Is it carrying something in it's left hand? A dandelion I think.
^^^^Sahn are you completely powerless to stop the nonsense above? Why can't you ban the troll's IP?
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