International Cryptozoology Museum Is Looking For Some Volunteers

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The International Cryptozoology Museum is looking for a few good men (or women). That's right, they are seeking volunteers. At least according to their craigslist ad.

The International Cryptozoology Museum in downtown Portland is looking for volunteers to help out with day to day activities. Jobs could include but are not limited to, tour guide, museum maintenance, gift shop associate, exhibit organizer and mover. We ask that you have weekend availability and are over the age of 18. To learn more about the ICM please visit cryptozoologymuseum.com. If this is something thing that interests you please reply through Craigslist and we will supply an application to be filled out. Visit http://cryptozoologymuseum.com/?page_id=358 for more info Please email us with any questions. Bigfoot, the Yeti and the Loch Ness Monster awaits!
To view the original ad, click here.


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  1. AnonymousMonday, April 27, 2015 at 2:31:00 PM PDT

    no more stupidfriends

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    1. UnknownMonday, April 27, 2015 at 2:49:00 PM PDT

      No more playin with your sister and brother you inbred freak

      Delete
    2. AnonymousMonday, April 27, 2015 at 2:57:00 PM PDT

      Hows the dildo collection going harry?

      Delete
    3. AnonymousMonday, April 27, 2015 at 3:00:00 PM PDT

      ^ he has a large collection of plastic strap ons and battery operated vibrators .. i believe they`re custom made and modelled on the plastic superfriends

      Delete
    4. AnonymousMonday, April 27, 2015 at 3:32:00 PM PDT

      harry likes getting the shaft

      Delete
    5. AnonymousMonday, April 27, 2015 at 3:38:00 PM PDT

      Harry B. Long time no see buddy.

      This place is all about the blue plastic bags.....

      We sure get them.

      MMG

      Delete
    6. AnonymousMonday, April 27, 2015 at 3:45:00 PM PDT

      you didn't know...mmg those blue bags are sasquatch condoms

      Delete
    7. AnonymousMonday, April 27, 2015 at 5:10:00 PM PDT

      The Maggot ^^^^ is a sick bltch

      Delete
    8. AnonymousMonday, April 27, 2015 at 5:27:00 PM PDT

      the maggot has no dick for his to be modeled after

      Delete
    9. AnonymousMonday, April 27, 2015 at 5:52:00 PM PDT

      we could always use your mom's funnyman..^^^^

      Delete
    10. AnonymousMonday, April 27, 2015 at 5:55:00 PM PDT

      Hey dumbass ^^^^ learn how to communicate!!

      Delete
    11. skunkey monkeyMonday, April 27, 2015 at 6:56:00 PM PDT

      Harry B and MMG! Does it get it better than that ? Now alls we need is Fozzy ! Headbangers
      <B-)-'
      hey Travis ! and co.

      Delete
  2. AnonymousMonday, April 27, 2015 at 3:10:00 PM PDT

    Is DS a real person? That shouldn't be hard to figure out.

    I think he is. Hes not getting much youtube traffic. Although he is uploading new Youtube videos very frequently.

    However, his stuff is so bizarre that its comical. He's that crazy but was able to get a chiropractic degree and practice?

    Someone suggested it was a made up YT account.

    Can you prove that?

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    1. AnonymousMonday, April 27, 2015 at 3:38:00 PM PDT

      It's probably something that came from the deranged mind of that crazy fruitcake Joerg Iktomi.

      Delete
    2. AnonymousMonday, April 27, 2015 at 3:50:00 PM PDT

      He has his own blog/website. He's from Pennsylvania and name happens to be Joe.

      He's not making a penny offf Youtube. I don't think he's a made up character. What would be the point.

      I think hes a real guy.

      Delete
    3. AnonymousMonday, April 27, 2015 at 3:53:00 PM PDT

      What on earth is the point of anything Joerg does or writes here?

      Delete
    4. AnonymousMonday, April 27, 2015 at 3:59:00 PM PDT

      3:53 nothing, but Im talking about the guy who posts here as DS(Dr. Squatch) and is the guy behind the "blue bag theory". His name is Joe but he's from Penn. USA, not "Joe Fitz".

      Delete
    5. AnonymousMonday, April 27, 2015 at 4:00:00 PM PDT

      3:53 nothing, but Im talking about the guy who posts here as DS(Dr. Squatch) and is the guy behind the "blue bag theory". His name is Joe but he's from Penn. USA, not "Joe Fizz".

      Delete
    6. AnonymousMonday, April 27, 2015 at 4:57:00 PM PDT

      DS is just a troll, probably played by Joe. No sane person spouts the kind of crap DS does. A troll, however, would.

      Delete
    7. AnonymousMonday, April 27, 2015 at 5:10:00 PM PDT

      No, DS is a real guy. Go to bigfootandbeyond dot com

      That is him. DS stands for Doctor Squatch. He is a chiropractor.

      Delete
  3. AnonymousMonday, April 27, 2015 at 3:34:00 PM PDT

    no bigfoot yet? you're gotta be shittin' me !

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  4. AnonymousMonday, April 27, 2015 at 5:54:00 PM PDT

    Gads your responses are redundant trolls. Cut and pastes of the same questions,replies and remarks.
    You insult others intelligence when it is obvious that you have run out of witty reparte and are having to dig through the article comments previously posted to cut and paste. Good grief, and here I was thinking that we would have some interesting conversations, alas it is not so. We need a higher breed of troll here.

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    1. AnonymousMonday, April 27, 2015 at 5:57:00 PM PDT

      I agree, these trolls are very dim.

      Delete
    2. AnonymousMonday, April 27, 2015 at 6:09:00 PM PDT

      The only things these trolls are trolling for is DS's butt cheeks and Joe's dick!! After all these are Randi's boys!!

      Delete
    3. AnonymousMonday, April 27, 2015 at 7:06:00 PM PDT

      ^ joe doesn`t have a dick of his own ..he only has one to suck

      Delete
  5. AnonymousTuesday, April 28, 2015 at 9:07:00 AM PDT

    The museum is also looking for substance, too. Or meaning. Or money.

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    1. haintsTuesday, April 28, 2015 at 4:48:00 PM PDT

      Unpaid labor with all profits going to Loren's Roth IRA account. Sweet!

      Delete

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