This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
#looneytoons approved
ReplyDeleteStupider, than stupid! This is the kind of stuff, that makes "Footers", well, look stupid.
DeleteDan "The psycho-puss" Cambel
DeleteDan "I'm just scared" Cambel
DeleteDan "i have little mouse balls" Cambel.
ReplyDeleteHey Ref, I'm just verrifying that we got the rule about "no groan grabs" removed right? Cause I been wanting to toudh Bigfoot genitals for some time now and i don't want to get disqualified for "excess grabbing" durring the fight. I even posted a pic of my nuts in hopes that oneday a gay bigfoot we see me in the woods and know "Thats little mouse balls Dan".
DeleteDan said he hopes he gets "Pounded out" durring the fight.
ReplyDeleteYou wrestled, right DAN?
Oh damn, fights off. Bigfoot just found out who Dan is. Says he won't wrestle him for two reasons.
ReplyDelete1. He dose't wrestle perverts.
2. He won't step in the ring with a person with a mental condition. Has to do with waivers and lawsuits.
Oh fooey, and I wanted to touch um um, wrestle bigfoot so bad!
ReplyDeleteSince he won't wrestle me, I challenge Robert Lindsay!
No can do, He is already on the card
DeleteRictor "Squatch Chasser" Rolo vs. Robert "the sissy" Lindsay!
Well than I challenge Micheal Merchant.
ReplyDeleteSorry,
DeleteMicheal "the whiner" Merchant vs. Bill "monsterman" Brock. 20 to 1 on Brock.
Than I want POLING!!!
ReplyDeleteDude, He's out of your weight class and he is on too.
DeletePhil "The Conceeded One" Polling vs. Tim " I
quit" Fasano in a NAKED CAGE match!
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Delete^^^ Ha ha ha ha ha
DeleteLol!
DeleteThank you Chick, you asswipe!
DeleteYour welcome b@tchy pants! Haha!
Delete***Hey Chick, just tell AnonymousSaturday, February 28, 2015 at 11:55:00 AM PST that his Mom will wash his mouth out with soap "again" if he continues to use such foul language and he still (AnonymousSaturday, February 28, 2015 at 11:55:00 AM PST) wonders wonders wonders why the kids/classmates at his grammar school keep calling him bubbles,I'm thinking maybe he is just to young to understand............
DeleteHahaha! BUBBLES!!!!! That's good��
DeleteChick
Also on the card is
ReplyDeleteJeff "Gatekeeper" Meldrum vs. " The head doctor" out of Nor CAL
But I'll see if I can get you a match Dan, maybe
Mike "Snikersbar" Green
or "Alligator Leg" Brown.
Hey I no Dan, you've lost every fight you've had and you need a win. Lets set up a match with you and Ranae "not a Bigfoot" Holland! CAn you beat a girl Dan?
I don't think so, She's too tougH.
DeleteIknow, I know ------ I want "the Fisheyed Fool", I can beat his scrawny little ass!
Done!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteYour ref for the night will be Shawn Evidence, Odd though, he only agreed to do it if we let him wear Leopeard Skin leotards and refered to him King of tardlandia!
The Best thing of all, we just signed Iktomi as technical Comentator and Also the one and only Mike "Bigfoot Buster" Brookerson as the color commentator. Even if the matches suck, The annoncing will be spectacular.
thinker ( occams razor ) thunker
Deletevs
common sense
Two physicist now say "the universe always was!
DeleteConsider the HUMAN CONDITION!
How about Joe vs lktomi? I have always wanted to see someone beat the crap out of themselves.
DeleteIktomi is Anoncing, But I'll see if Joe "posterboy" Fitzgerald is available.
DeleteHe's smashed a lot of trolls already this year, I think he's on a Pub crawl before returning to training and asswhooping idiots.
^ Joe (fitzgerald)
DeleteEnjoy. Later Buster.
ReplyDeleteAlso Mike, Tell louis, He missed the wake and bake. It does help the creative side, off too the garden.
DeleteOh i didn't miss it. But due to my level of awareness it's been downgraded to just a "bake".
DeleteAnd I would tell him but I don't think he's back yet. I kept checking the door cause I thought he was knocking, but it was just the melting ice falling on my patio ....
DeleteAw ha ha ha ha ha^^^
DeleteY'all are extra entertaining today! I picked the wrong day to sleep in ; ) All that bbq brisket made me extra sleepy.
ReplyDeleteI wrote a whole break down and regional BBQ, it didn't post ----------------awwwww
DeleteBut in short, Texas wins because they have the best beef, and Q'ers from all over mixing styles from allover. Gauranteed, you will find a great BBQ joint in Texas in Three tries, anywhere in the state. Hoped you liked the wrestling bit.
A pig is a pig unless you really specialize there diet.
DeleteBut typical beef, Texas has the superior flavor (barring something like Kobe) Odd though, Texas milk tastes like powdered milk compared to Mi or Cali, CANADA.
It's all in the Grass Man! Louis.
DeleteAll meat products from Iowa #1 all yellow corn fed and fat. Iowa Angus Steak takes the cake.
DeleteI'm going to agree with ya on the steak cuts. They are defenitely more marbled and more tender. But the BBQ is generally from the tough cuts and roasts, ---- low and slow. lot of the Texas beef have another year or too on the hoof and less fat. The meat accuires a different taste from all the dry grazzing.
DeleteYep, nothing like TX BBQ, and you do need a little grit to allow for the slow process. I think Kcities BBQ is a close second.
DeleteI think the wrestling should take place in a blow up pool full of bbq beef and sauce :)
DeleteI have wondered sometimes if these bbq places - I was thinking of Salt Lick in particular- use store bought pork or if they use wild pork as there are so many hogs around. I have never had wild pig and wonder if they are tastier than farmed. I am sure you hunters out there know.
And yes up there TK- the Texas meat is something special! It ruined me for the Costco cuts. And they were the best tasting before I knew better. It is just so much $$$$ to buy a 1/2 calf these days. The price has REALLY gone up here. And on top pf that the cost of processing tripled in 1 year here.
DeleteTK, if you like steak and haven't tried yet, Eye of round=medium, Iowa grain fed angus Steak. I'm telling you, melts in your mouth, no knives needed.
DeleteOmg TK- Haha! Sigh.
DeleteSounds sooooo good!
DeleteHere in Cali, we get these guys comming around in vans selling "Deals" on Iowa Steaks. The marbeling looks good but they have been frozen and the price sounds to good to be true, so I never bought them here. But I have ate them there traveling years back. em em good.
DeleteIowa deffinitely rocks the Steaks!!!!
Besides KC BBQ, they actually have very good stake too. Had a great steak in Chi town once, it probably came from Iowa.
Steak, ha ha ha my spelling.
DeleteNo TK don't buy the frozen, make one trip a year to Iowa and get 200 pounds fresh. It's worth it, and you'll enjoy the trip. You'll save 40% too.
Deletethank you people TK, anon's, Chick, for all that. you asswipes!
DeleteWOW! anon12:01 are you bored, stoned or just totally insane?
DeleteYea TK I've enjoyed some good steaks in Ill myself, they produce corn fed beef as well. I had a great steak in TN once. Good is good all over ya know.
DeleteI got this guy here in my town that cooks some of the best ribs I've ever had. But his wife makes all the sides that are only mediocre as well as what he does too the rest of his BBQ. But it is hard to find consistantly good beef and pork here in cali to supply his resteraunt. I caught him at the store one day buying a grocery cart full of ribs and he explained his troubles. He invited me to his new place. Awsome Ribs, average everything else, and his wife and kids run the place---- bad service. BBQ places here in Cali tend to be very expensive. So I do my own.
DeleteThe other thing with Texas is Mesquit---spelling?
There are people in Texas who use Hickory, Oak,, Pecan and it's all redilly available and easy to get --------- But, TEXAS HAS MESQUIT, and I love it!!!!!! I think it's hard for anybody to get it except maybe OK or Louisiana. The Mesquit charcoal is ok and I often use it as a base, and then some local wood. There is a lot of BBQ places here in Cali that use Red Oak. It sucks, to much ureaic acid"tree piss". The only way to cover the taste is to use a LOT of onion powder in your rub, and most of them don't know that trick. It is hard to find good BBQ in Cali. But if you want a TACO, IT'S ANOTHER STORY.
Taycos from Idaho,
DeleteComputer went down, Yea TK got a pretty good home style rest here that cook what you want how you want. BBQ is ok, but the Hot wings, and the steaks are unbelievable man. Great breakfast to, steak and eggs, and fixins, start your day right, ya know.
DeleteWe ate some great seafood when visiting Cali TK. Best wine in the world too. Fresh vegies and fruit was great.
DeleteYea anon11:17, but no bf in Iowa.
ReplyDeleteLadder Match: Melba "Mudflaps" Ketchum vs. Melissa "The Hoover" Hovey.
ReplyDeleteNah, CatwomanVS Ketchum, def Grudge match.
DeleteEvolutionist vs Bigfoot ------------- The MATCH of the Century.
ReplyDeleteHarder to get signed then Money vs Pacman.
Bigfoot will win!
"Bigfoot will win!"
ReplyDeleteI'll take that bet.
Science has a better organized lie and a huge, self indoctrinated propaganda machine, Bigfoot has the sheer mass and will win on shock factor alone--------- ha ha ha
DeleteThe problem is dude, you and I both know----------------------------------- the match won't go down tell--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- we get the FREAKIN body, ha ha ha.
I ment Lewis--------------------------------------------------------------- Mikes friend Louis.
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