This Bigfoot Cut-out Actually Belongs To One of Our Fans :-)
This is hilarious. An entire story was made from this sighting of a cut-out. The story from www.thegearpage.net, goes like this:
LAGRANGE, Ohio– An intensive-care nurse snapped a picture of what she believes could be a “Sasquatch” creature in northeastern Ohio.
The photograph, released on internet forum The Gear Page by a musician named Gurtz who claims to be the cousin of the eyewitness, was reportedly taken at 2:30 p.m. on Jan. 11, 2015.
“She works nights in ICU,” Gurtz said. “She’s really freaked out about it,” he added, “she says could have only been a Sasquatch.”
The nurse’s husband and children, says the musician, were also startled by the alleged creature. He also claims that he is trying to get family members to collect some possible physical evidence such as footprints, but that, “of course, no one wants to go back” to the area.
We hate to spoil the fun. The cut-out actually belongs Bigfoot Evidence fan, Sonya H. who claims someone took a photograph of her cut out she placed in her front yard:
The picture taken in LaGrange Ohio was a cut out in my front yard in Oberlin. I live on East Hamilton. Just so you know. - Sonya H.
no first today
ReplyDeletewhether you'd like to admit it or not, you were first, numbskull.
DeleteNice first al.
DeleteNever mind the jealous losers unkind words.
Ununo.
Bay Area Guy says Buchanan is interesting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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DeleteI retained an old Gorilla suit, from my grandfather who worked in the Movies. we stuffed it, put it up along a fairy busy road partly hidden just like a real big foot,. and it's 2 years later and no one has made any Big foot sightings.
DeleteWhens the next finding bigfoot? Was there one this week?
DeleteThat just shows how little people notice when they drive along listening to the radio 7:25 xx
DeleteRobert Lindsay says that he often tucks his pinky up under his sleeves to keep people guessing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteWILD BILL sayin old Mr Yahoo out on a walkabout!
DeleteDS,i just looked at your photos on youtube,they're brilliant,i noticed they use a wishbone shape a lot i would love to know what it means.Some of those twisted branches show just how strong they are xx
ReplyDeleteThey're unusually devoted to a certain type of salad dressing?
DeleteRobert Lindsay says that he knows of people who are males, who look like females, but he isnt one of them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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DeleteI got curious and went and had a look at dr squatch's video. I guess I must have a clan of squatch living in my backyard because I see stuff like that every time I go for a walk in the woods.
DeleteWOW! Twisted and fallen branches! Well that does it - you have convinced me. I am now a BELIEVER! My eyes were shut but now they have been opened and I see BIGFOOT! Praise be.
DeleteWelcome to the fold brother!! Have you taken the sacraments (rubbing a casting of Patty's foot all over your body while watching the Patterson film and chanting "its real!! Its real!!)?
DeleteHi Eva.
ReplyDeleteHello BigfootStudent :) xx
DeleteEva, Can you tell me how to find DS's YouTube Video(s)? Thanks.
DeleteRobert Lindsay says that he gets hit on by males, females, and male/females on a daily basis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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DeleteHello BigfootStudent,sorry i'm late coming back. xx
Deletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NFO93MO5ic
He posted a link last night, didn't work on my phone, but copied it and did a Google search, brought me right there
DeleteOh good,what do you think? xx
DeleteRobert Lindsay says that he once visited a bar called "Tranny me once, tranny me twice"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteJust running the numbers...
ReplyDeleteZero bigfoots found to date
Yep. Don't even have to take your mittens and socks off to count the number of verified sightings.
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discover or perceive by chance or unexpectedly.
"Lindsey looked up to find Niall watching her"
synonyms: discover, become aware, realize, observe, notice, note, perceive, learn, detect
discover after a deliberate search.
discover or perceive by chance or unexpectedly.
"Lindsey looked up to find Niall watching her"
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"I can't find my keys"
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I think you'll find that every time some one reports an encounter with a Sasquatch, it falls well within the definition of it being found. If you've seen a dog in your back yard and found trace evidence of it and filmed it, then you merely haven't caught it yet... Very basic stuff.
Plenty found;
http://youtu.be/cR2cREt95sU
http://youtu.be/luue2Mv_VNM
http://youtu.be/lOxuRIfFs0w
http://youtu.be/l96zvON3Rk8
http://youtu.be/xI8gcikwUEQ
http://youtu.be/BfuWuhEa3yI
http://youtu.be/ZlMQ9b2lnE4
http://youtu.be/h4QcYdT6keQ
... None caught.
If I report an encounter with a unicorn does that mean it's been found? There are hoof prints all over my uncles pasture. Therefore, they exist. That seems to be the type of evidence you rely on.
DeleteIt's not a very well thought out response... Nobody is seeing unicorns, and the evidence I list is different enough from known primates to have it's own inform morphological traits.
DeleteI'm not exactly talking to Einstein here though... He understood Occam's Razor.
Joe. I never take an opposing view from you. But as I take inventory of my Camelback in the woods I'm down to the following: 2 hot Coors Lights. CD of Marshall Tucker Band's greatest hits. One free week of dating on Farmer's Only Website and one half eaten granola bar. Now on to our point of disagreement. I have a new Ozark friend named Ricky who said he ate "the wrong chocolate bar" at a California Bake sale and he's "purdy dam sho" he saw unicorns intermittently throughout that day and the next.
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DeleteWhat's the news Mike? Any more updates?? That last stuff seemed pretty scary man!!
Robert Lindsay says that priests wont listen to his confessions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteYes. I sent you a trackway through an old Tomato Gardeb. (I think it was Tomatos, I better do more research tonight on that ) as well as a sighting report. These are simple folk Joe. They just want to hunt and fish and grow stuff on government land and go to prison occasionally in peace and I don't blame them. On my last morning here I'm going to say goodbye in a respectful manner by running naked across the entire Cane Creek watershed. There are no secrets amongst the hill folks and waft happens on the creek stays on the creek.
DeleteSorry for the typos Joe. It's cold and I'm having a staring contest with a cow. I've affectionately named her "old Lucky Number 13". Have a great week.
DeleteRobert Lindsay says that you actually should aim into the wind when nature calls. He finds it quite refreshing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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DeleteMike... It was a beautiful track way. Was hoping you had anymore to send over? You certainly sound like you're having a great time man.
Robert Lindsay says that he likes to exercise his cheek muscles regularly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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DeleteDear old Uncle Bob. That's why we love him. I am Joe. These folks have accepted me as one of their own. They don't ask why I wear David Bowie full glam makeup and costumes under my camo bibs or chide me for setting up my dating profile on Farmers Only dot com as "Rancher Mike" walking amongst his cattle in full JR Ewing regalia. They understand this is serious research. It's high science, I'm working with mercury. (And Venus)
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DeleteJoe one final humble request. I would really like to take a big fat sack of these Tomatos back to the San Antonio Rodeo and Stock show so I can eat them during the musical acts. I've given quite a bit to the community. Would you see if everyone will pitch in 5 bucks apiece towards "Rancher Mike's Fresh Tomato Fund". Thanks Joe. It means a lot. M
DeleteHa ha!! A quick whip-round should do it... Ha ha ha ha!!!
DeleteHey Mike and Joe. Mike, I very-well may have contributed to that bake sale. And if you ever make it to California, I have all the "Cali Tomatoes" you want. I have them that taste like blueberries, tangerines, cherries, peppermint-cheese, lemons, juicy fruit gum, chocolate, vanilla, and many other dank rotten fruit smells. Yes Tomatoes from my bake yard are amazing. You need to come hit the Sierras Mike, and of coarse you are always invited too Joe!
DeleteOh ya, and pineapple. Baked pineapple, can't forget the Baked Pineapple tomatoes--------------------- simply f'n amazing!
DeleteHa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I really think you're right. Like Lewis and Clark and The Captain and Tenelle I am blazing a new trail from the Ozark Mountains to the High Sierras while listening to the Oak Ridge Boys. Hey. They actually have gun proponent radio spots that run full time on Hillbilly Militia radio.....Music for the Paranoid. Please leave a light on for me TBP. I have recently been diagnosed with "Chicken Blindness". A rare condition caused by grease and grain alcohol on my contact lenses. I will be there shortly.
DeleteI have a mission for you, twat. Go visit your local library and ask were the books related to sasquatch are located. When you get there, look at the books to the left and right. And then above and below. That where the unicorn books are. And Nessie books too. And every other stupid thing asshats like you insist are real but can't provide proof of. You have your own little section. And I do mean little.
DeleteRobert Lindsay says that when peeling potatoes, always massage the spuds before you remove them. It makes it much easier!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteAnd Mike B breaks the record for the largest number of bigfoot encounters clocked up by a single individual in one year. Way to go Brookreson. Just wonder what these other researchers are doing so wrong?
Delete1:09... Myth and legend are wonderful things, people aren't seeing unicorns though; it's not a very clever thing to say, don't get angry, consider it advice on better future arguements.
DeleteWhen myth and legend however, are at the focus of whole cultures, which account for many, many tribes across geographical divide, that manifest into modern anecdotes with physical and biological sign, then again... You have an issue with comparing it to something that nobody reports. At least people report Nessie. Maybe when you hit that library in future, drop into the Cryptozoological section as opposed to mythological... Again, it might help.
PS. Mike's better than most, with better affiliation than most; that's the difference son.
What is so hilarious? A story has been made-up about every photo of someone in a monkey suit, blobsquatch, cut-out, or Photoshopped Bigfoot.
ReplyDeleteso says the guy who licks taints ^
DeleteBeing dishonest is mandatory in the bigfoot world. It's their lifeblood. Without it, they'd die.
DeleteBeing a troll in the Bigfoot world requires you to visit a Bigfoot website daily, pretend to be a skeptic, but hope evidence has been found. Pathetic.
DeleteWho's pretending, asshole? I'm the real deal.
DeleteDon't mind Haints, he's got as much creativity & intelligence as the average, pitiful attention seeker around here... One can only assume how desperate his attempts to acquire any interaction in in the real world must be.
DeleteGot monkey suit?
I'm not sure someone whose life seems to orbit around a bigfoot blog should be talking smack about the "real world". Sort of a glass house thing.
DeletePro tip... Buy a smart phone; the world is then your oyster... You may even develop healthy interactions, you never know.
Delete6:27, that's ironic what you just said.Funny that you're here 24/7,
DeleteRobert Lindsay says that his uncle, known as tar baby, believes in spanking children when they act out of line!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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DeleteJoe!!!
ReplyDeleteYou still da man!
(Bring it on trolls and haters!)
Hope you are well my friend!!
DeleteRobert Lindsay says that playing with earth worms is something he really enjoys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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DeleteJoe, For some reason my "Reply" button is not working today. I am indeed well, and I hope you are, as well.
ReplyDeleteThat happens with me sometimes buddy... Refresh the page a couple of times and it comes ok in the end.
DeleteGlad to hear it and I'm good sir!!
Robert Lindsay says that dressing dogs up in human clothing is adorable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Deletespelt backwards thats DNA, freaky stuff when you mention dogs, human clothing and Lindsay in the same sentence.
DeleteRobert Lindsay says, whats up with this gay fab anyways? Girlfriend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteNO SIR old WILD BILL got no time fer tham women folk NO SIR no time
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