Matt Moneymaker Says The Florida Skunk Ape Is a Statue

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Last week, The Huffington Post published a story about a Florida fisherman named John Rodriguez, who photographed a skunk ape bathing while he was fishing Dec. 26 on the Hillsborough River near northeast Tampa, Florida. We've sent Rodriguez for more details about the encounter, but have not received a response. According to witness, the skunk ape was a real animal:

"I fish for gar in the river and I bring my camera to take pictures of the birds and what not. I heard a squishing sound, looked over and saw this thing walking through the water and crouch down in the duck weed. It did not look like a guy in a suit -- it was definitely an animal. I took this picture and got out of there as fast as I could."

BFRO President Matt Moneymaker knows there are skunk apes in the area, but does not think the photographs taken by Rodriguez represents a real squatch. He's pretty sure it's was a statue he says:



Some of Moneymaker's followers agree. "Looks pretty lifeless with no spirit," one Twitter follower replied.


Comments

  1. AnonymousThursday, January 8, 2015 at 11:32:00 AM PST

    JOSH GATES Expedition Unknown tonight : )

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  2. AnonymousThursday, January 8, 2015 at 11:33:00 AM PST

    "Fake bigfoot" is a redundancy.

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    1. AnonymousThursday, January 8, 2015 at 12:12:00 PM PST

      Listen skeptard, bigfoot is real!

      That photo of a skunk ape in the swamp doesn't convince you?

      Delete
  3. UnknownThursday, January 8, 2015 at 11:45:00 AM PST

    That's a skunk ape or I'm a Fool!!

    Hahahah!! or

    Tru Dat!!

    or even better...

    There's something in the swamp!!

    or

    even the best

    Duh!!

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  4. AnonymousThursday, January 8, 2015 at 12:10:00 PM PST

    It's not a real skunk ape? What? No way?!

    You have to be a very dim bulb to fall for this hoax.

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    1. AnonymousThursday, January 8, 2015 at 12:16:00 PM PST

      Footery is full of dim bulbs.

      Delete
    2. AnonymousThursday, January 8, 2015 at 12:29:00 PM PST

      The main criteria for being a footer are:
      1) Overweight
      2) Baseball cap
      3) Flannel shirt

      Delete
    3. AnonymousThursday, January 8, 2015 at 2:11:00 PM PST

      also a nokia flip phone for photo's....and a " i brake for patty" bumper sticker on there 1983 chevette

      Delete
    4. AnonymousThursday, January 8, 2015 at 3:46:00 PM PST

      Oorah!

      MMG

      Delete
  5. AnonymousThursday, January 8, 2015 at 12:22:00 PM PST

    Last I knew Eve was convinced this was real. If you don't know her, shes the one that said shed be drinking beers on the bus while skeptards drooled on each other looking for the real thing. Because she "knows" they exist. So who is in the wrong here, Bigfoot expert Matt Moneymaker, or Bigfoot Expert Eve?

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  6. AnonymousThursday, January 8, 2015 at 12:25:00 PM PST

    I don't think Rodriguez thought about people being able to zoom in on his photo and reveal it to be the obvious fake that it is.

    Maybe Rodriguez was trying to get some positive attention. Instead, he unexpectedly came across as yet another bigfoot hoaxing jackass.

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    1. AnonymousThursday, January 8, 2015 at 12:56:00 PM PST

      Who zoomed in and proved it a fake?? I'm not saying it's real, but I haven't seen this proved fake? How would Moneymaker know a real BF from fake, 6 seasons of NOTHING!

      Delete
    2. AnonymousThursday, January 8, 2015 at 1:33:00 PM PST

      Whoever needs to zoom in to see it's a fake needs an intervention.

      Delete
    3. DoverThursday, January 8, 2015 at 2:22:00 PM PST

      Bigfoot has a more human looking nose (see Patty) not a gorilla nose. But the hoax had me at the while skunk stripe on the skunk ape. Did this dumb hoaxer think skunk ape was a hybrid between a skunk and a gorilla?

      What a dumbass!

      Delete
    4. AnonymousThursday, January 8, 2015 at 3:16:00 PM PST

      What do you mean 6 seasons of nothing? His name isn't Moneymaker for nothing. You go to work every day and he travels the world doing "squatch" calls, and probably makes way more $$ than you do.

      Delete
    5. AnonymousThursday, January 8, 2015 at 3:49:00 PM PST

      Plenty of BF reports suggest an ape like face with a hooded nose.

      Things are not as clear cut as some greenbacks may think.

      MMG

      Delete
  7. AnonymousThursday, January 8, 2015 at 12:43:00 PM PST

    You would look lifeless too, if you had to take a dump in a swamp like that poor fellow.

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    1. AnonymousThursday, January 8, 2015 at 1:28:00 PM PST

      LMFAO

      If a guy can't relate to the above comment he's if lifeless as the dummy. Funny stuff man

      MMC

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    2. DoverThursday, January 8, 2015 at 2:13:00 PM PST

      A funny part is the hoaxer originally termed it as a skunk ape taking a bath in a swamp. Do you see that water? I'd rather wash up in a mud puddle.

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    3. AnonymousThursday, January 8, 2015 at 3:53:00 PM PST

      If skunk apes took baths they wouldn't be called skunk apes.

      They'd be down at the local Tilted Kilt playing drop the dollar.

      MMG

      Delete
    4. AnonymousThursday, January 8, 2015 at 6:42:00 PM PST

      HOLD IT. HOLT IT RIGHT HEAR !!!!!


      I see a fart bubble.

      WHERES THE RED CIRCLE GUY ?? !!!

      Delete
    5. DoverThursday, January 8, 2015 at 8:14:00 PM PST

      No, that's how hippies in the 70's took baths, they farted in a mud puddle.

      Delete
  8. AnonymousThursday, January 8, 2015 at 1:36:00 PM PST

    I would like to take a minute out here and thank Matt the Monermaker for clearing this whole real vs fake BF debate.

    His superior knowledge and intellect is always appreciated

    MMC

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  9. AnonymousThursday, January 8, 2015 at 3:59:00 PM PST

    It's a real Bigfoot with two glass eyes.

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  10. AnonymousThursday, January 8, 2015 at 4:14:00 PM PST

    Unless you can recreate this skunk ape statue, this skunk ape is real.

    -Joe Fitzgerald

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  11. AnonymousThursday, January 8, 2015 at 6:45:00 PM PST

    MM likes the chronic

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  12. DaVinciThursday, January 8, 2015 at 6:52:00 PM PST

    Matt Moneymaker is also a statue so he should know. Michelangelo could have sculpted both out of marble with his eyes closed

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