Possible Bigfoot Bone Found on Reality TV Series Utopia!
Hex takes a sniff of a huge femur bone Chris found outside the fence of Utopia. Utopia is a new reality series that puts a group of people together on a piece of land, and allows them to work together to create their own society. The event lasts an entire year, and the participants had to start things out with virtually nothing. Now it seems they might have a bigfoot neighbor.
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ReplyDeleteJREF is now known as the international skeptics forum.
ReplyDeleteDifferent name, same pwnage of the footers.
this is a problem. ISFring skeptards just sounds lame. what's a rage-filled, bottom-hurting, obese, obsessive lunatic to do?
DeleteResident butthurt footer how nice of you to join us. How's the tar pit working out for you?
DeleteI sense confusion and loss of identity.
DeleteI'm sure that spending your valuable spare time demeaning others on the internet may somehow give you a false sense of worth.
MMG
Oh I don't know, 3:14, "Impotent Screeching F---wits" rolls right off the tongue, and is admirable in its accuracy.
DeleteWhether from the JREF or the ISF, they'll still be here daily having their flabby rectums ravaged, and having the smouldering remains handed to them.
The question is, do they or will they find another illusionist to lead their masses of deluded around by their noses?
These people by nature or inability are incapable of independent thought; they require telling, and leading. Let's see who takes the job.
Save that crap for the political forums, where you stole it word for word.
DeleteI'm glad they make you so angry. I'm goinf to send them a sawbuck just for that.
In Honor of Martin Gardner's 100th birthday
Delete10/14/2014
By James Randi
What follows is a short essay I wrote for a local newspaper in New Jersey, in the early 60s. It therefore contains anachronisms, and deals with matters as they were at That remarkable man, the subject I wrote about, would have been 100 years of age on October 21, 2014 if I wouldn't have put my super duper " Official Golden Vibrating Butt Plug of Skepticism" up his Ta ter hole set on High Voltage. Woe is me, The Queen of the Former Jrefers.
You morons will believe anything.
ReplyDeleteThere is a very fine line. 8 foot yard ape? Sure.
Delete9 footer? Why not? 10 footer? You're out of your mind.
This is kind of awesome:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7zSeJsSLSs
Munns and Gimlin are looking at a 3-D creation of Munns' that shows Patterson and Patty moving through the scene at Bluff Creek. They appear to be in somebody's converted garage or something, and Meldrum pops in as well. It's like a neighborhood watch meeting at M.K. Davis's.
The little figures are kind of cool...in an 80's Nintendo sort of way, and at one point (3:02) there's a priceless comment that one of us might have made (Munns appears unamused).
It's very educational to watch Munns tell Gimlin what happened that day, kind of like he's the bank robber mastermind going through everyone's role in the big heist, and Gimlin is up.
Stick with it and you'll get Munns' theory as to why there were no tracks leading up to Patty's famous stroll (mmm, never thought about that, says Bob, who is still quick enough to offer that the October sun was about to set—it was already 12:30 p.m., donchaknow, so there wouldn't have been any time to look for prior prints, even if I had considered it before this moment.).
You'd think Munns wouldn't bring that up—that they only looked at prints from the point she appeared on film...hmmmm.
But he has a simple answer...
8 minutes?! just tell us...pleasepleasepleaseplease
DeleteBut it's just a guy in a suit right?
DeleteNothing for the skeptically minded to lose sleep over right?
No way would you catch these guys on a Bigfoot site spamming the place with crazy theories right?
MMG
No. it's a highly intelligent primate that has learned to avoid humans by walking slowly away directly in their line of sight.
DeleteDuh.
more pearls of wisdom from our favorite footer MMG short for more man gravy
Deletecheesus thats a nasty pic, i'm unable to eat my meal now. no telling how long it will be before eat anymor baby back ribs.
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Delete^ U should be ashamed of your self, thinking 3:50 was clever comment,,mr poop in
Deletethe jar guy,, AKA!! CHICK!
Yuck discusting!!
right turn clive.
DeleteThere really is a Poop In a Jar Guy. He is very mysterious and elusive. But he ain't me.
DeleteMaybe they should stick their noses in a little closer. I'm not a scientist so I'm not sure if that's the way you collect DNA. Looks okay though...
ReplyDeleteI got the Ebola and dmaker told me the only cure was if I licked his " Official Jref Butt Plug" clean.I told him to put a ring on my stubbie and make me his wife and then we'll talk.Well, anyways, I'm cured. Sweet Science. Indeed, sweet Science! I'm actually happy and in love with this man.KISSES dmaker!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteD Campbell.
But me and Randy California are doing it doggie style D Campbells.
DeleteDmaker The Sharkhead.
DATS JUST ME NADS ON A BONE!
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Wouldn't be a cow. Never that.
ReplyDeleteEverything is bigfoot.
DeleteSteering wheel adjusted up on your car? Bigfoot.
Garden gate found open in the morning? Bigfoot
Large dirt clod on side of the road? Bigfoot
Startled birds? Bigfoot.
Thunderstorm? Global Faggng Warming!!!!
Everything is bigfoot.
DeleteSteering wheel adjusted up on your car? Bigfoot.
Garden gate found open in the morning? Bigfoot
Large dirt clod on side of the road? Bigfoot
Startled birds? Bigfoot.
Thunderstorm? Global Climating!!!
^your momma found passed out ass up in the front yard?Bigfoot.
DeleteRock gets thrown-bigfoot
DeleteTree falls down-bigfoot
idiot mouths off-MMG
Global climaxing? How do you do that?
DeleteYous rub the lil man in da boat until it smokes!!!
Deleteso what was the crazy thing that happened the night before the bone was found?
ReplyDeleteBoner !
ReplyDeleteWe cannot be shocked. We have the dirtiest crew on the web here 24/7.
DeleteYea, I aint the only one around here with anger management issues!! anybody doing A18 mo flash"
DeleteIn state prison can attest to
That! An yes,,were Filthy dirty
U WEAK PUNKS!!
^^^ chickenfoot. nobody cares, go away!
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Sweaty Yeti keeps posting gifs trying to debunk Bob H when he's actually providing some pretty good comparisons that show Bob H. more than likely was Patty.
ReplyDeleteBob H Neals and Bobs pretty darn good.
DeleteMorris The Suit Maker.
Hey kid, go tell your mother your on the computer whining like a little girl!
DeleteWhat, You just run back and forth stirring up trouble? There is somthing wrong with you I think.
The blood of Jesus.
The blood of Jesus.
The Blood of Jesus against all evil.