Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Uno!
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DeleteThere goes the neighborhood !
DeleteHi Shawn !
DeleteHowdy Joe! Keep the good fight! Uno!
Deleteand tham hawgs gits U ifn you donts gits tham 1st
DeleteDr. Sykes leaves message:
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^ the only message he`ll ever need to leave i`m afraid to say but these lost souls need to fill a large gap
Delete"I don't think this finishes the Bigfoot myth at all. What it does do is show is that there is a way for Bigfoot enthusiasts to go back out into the forests and get the real thing."
Delete"The fact that none of these samples turned out to be [Bigfoot] doesn’t mean the next one won’t,” said Bryan Sykes, the Oxford researcher who led the study, according to the Associated Press."
Closure desperation's one hell of a drug.