This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
Joe got smoked today!!!!!!
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DeleteI don't understand why Stevens name is off limits! :/
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DeleteHe used to post here, but was trolled relentlessly. Even after he stopped posting here people continued saying offensive things about him. Shawn is just trying to clean this site up a little. Good luck with that.
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Bagpuss gave a big yawn, and settled down to sleep. And of course when Bagpuss goes to sleep, all his friends go to sleep too. The mice were ornaments on the mouse-organ. Gabriel and Madeleine were just dolls. And Professor Yaffle was a carved wooden bookend in the shape of a woodpecker. Even Bagpuss himself once he was asleep was just an old, saggy cloth cat. Baggy, and a bit loose at the seams. But Emily loved him.
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DeleteOnce upon a time,
DeleteNot so long ago,
There was a little girl and her name was Emily.
And she had a shop.
There it is.
It was a rather unusual shop because it didn't sell anything.
You see, everything in that shop was a thing that somebody had once lost,
And Emily had found,
And brought home to Bagpuss.
Emily's cat Bagpuss.
The most important,
The most beautiful,
The most magical,
Saggy old cloth cat in the whole wide world.
Well now, one day Emily found a thing.
She brought it back to the shop,
And put it down in front of Bagpuss,
Who was in the shop window fast asleep as usual.
But then Emily said some magic words.
"Bagpuss, dear Bagpuss,
DeleteOld fat furry cat-puss, Wake up and look at this thing that I bring.
Wake up, be bright, Be golden and light, Bagpuss, O hear what I sing."
And Bagpuss was wide awake.
And when Bagpuss wakes up all his friends wake up too.
The mice on the mouse-organ woke up and stretched.
Madeleine, the rag doll.
Gabriel, the toad.
And last of all, Professor Yaffle, who was a very distinguished old woodpecker.
He climbed down off his bookend and went to see what it was Emily had brought.
Hey everyone, I used to visit this blog a couple of years ago (when there were actually some intelligent people posting). I went back and read some of my old comments and, quite frankly, I am ashamed and embarrassed by some of my awful and juvenile attempts at humor. For the most part, my jokes were stupid and made no sense and only served to expose myself as a babbling boob. In particular, I would like to apologize to some of the old commentators such as Tzieth, Bigfoot Broski, Sasquination, Leon,and good old Big Jim (although it appears that they all stopped posting here long ago). Anyway, I have returned and I will begin posting again -- hopefully, I can somehow make up for my past shortcomings. Thank you for reading.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, when I preciously posted on this blog, I was known by the moniker "Coconut Head."
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