sing-a-longs and also price lists and catalogs of things you need to buy to be a proper researcher along with instructions on how to take the perfect picture ( blurry mode)
On the first night, they bring in a kidnapped JREF paid scoftic from the nearest NSA subcontractor sweat shop. They gag him and firmly tie his wiggling body to a tree, leaving his arms and legs free. Next, they tie an additional rope to each appendage, including to his head. At the other end of each rope, they tie a Bigfoot gift bag. Each free gift bag contains bacon, liver, pancakes, nutbars, donuts, apples, a large comb and deodorant.
Then, after dark, as each Bigfoot spots a gift bag, they grab it and run with it to the nearest treeline. The sound of heavy thumping footsteps is quickly joined by the a blood curt-ling scream that is worse than you can possibly imagine. By morning, the coyotes have come in to clean up the mess, and the world is a better place.
Now that is just the first nights activities. The second night is even worse.
That is NOT an image of anything that is in ANY way discernible...there is NO purpose in putting stuff such as this out for consumption as "bigfoot" or "Yowie" evidence..the whole scene is made a laughing stock because of junk like this..keep this stuff hidden away.
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
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ReplyDeleteDamn it you're a quick one onu
DeleteThank you bandini, I try... and game on!!
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BET
DeleteJREF would like to know: why no unambiguous photos of bigfoot?
ReplyDeletedon't know but there's a lot of pics of DCs nads fer the jref to admire.......
DeleteWhat kind of meltdown would make grown man photograph his own genitelia and post these pictures on a website visited by minors.
DeleteA cautionary tale for all skeptics and ladder climbing JREF minions alike.
MMG
fake MMG is getting good
DeleteFolks KNOW the real deal.
DeleteSo what exactly happens at the "workshops" of the Bigfoot Weekend?
ReplyDeletefat chicks
Deletesing-a-longs and also price lists and catalogs of things you need to buy to be a proper researcher along with instructions on how to take the perfect picture ( blurry mode)
Deleteand yes fat chicks some with teeth even
DeleteOn the first night, they bring in a kidnapped JREF paid scoftic from the nearest NSA subcontractor sweat shop. They gag him and firmly tie his wiggling body to a tree, leaving his arms and legs free. Next, they tie an additional rope to each appendage, including to his head. At the other end of each rope, they tie a Bigfoot gift bag. Each free gift bag contains bacon, liver, pancakes, nutbars, donuts, apples, a large comb and deodorant.
DeleteThen, after dark, as each Bigfoot spots a gift bag, they grab it and run with it to the nearest treeline. The sound of heavy thumping footsteps is quickly joined by the a blood curt-ling scream that is worse than you can possibly imagine. By morning, the coyotes have come in to clean up the mess, and the world is a better place.
Now that is just the first nights activities. The second night is even worse.
DWA^
DeleteNo DWA woulda spelled curdling correctly
Deleteguys in leather patch vests ,beards and occasionally,sandals
DeleteI can get paid to make fun of footers?
DeleteHow does one get this job?
I was mildly interested until it was mentioned that some of the fat chicks have teeth. Teeth on a big girl is a deal breaker for me. Sorry.
DeleteSometimes my buddy let's me use his pecker as a toothpick.
ReplyDeleteD Campbell.
I could get you yo azz paid for dat.....just call your neighborhood pimp!!
DeleteBut is he bottom bitch material
DeleteI'm game there fella.I need to buy some film for my nad pictures. Indeed.Sweet nad pictures. Indeed.
DeleteD Campbell.
way giant ape people in the bush
ReplyDeleteits 100'd ,its perfect conditions for 8ft bipedal apes
what I find curious is how in a continent with 3 hills and 20 trees where do they fide??
^ caves
DeleteThat is NOT an image of anything that is in ANY way discernible...there is NO purpose in putting stuff such as this out for consumption as "bigfoot" or "Yowie" evidence..the whole scene is made a laughing stock because of junk like this..keep this stuff hidden away.
ReplyDeletetell us how you really feel
DeleteIt's obvious that's a Thylacine riding an ichthyosteed.
ReplyDeleteis a guy fixing up his camera to the right height - ya morons
ReplyDeleteIt's Bigfoot primping to get ready to post a video blog-ya Moron
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