Bigfoot Campfire Story: The Hairy Man Cave
From Rev. Jeff:
"This story was told to me by Pete the Caver. Now Pete spent as much of he free time spelunking (that's cave exploring for us regular folk) in the mountains in the Great Smokey Mountain National Park. It seems on one event something unexpected caught his attention"
Peace!
ReplyDeleteLiverpool was utterly throttled by Man City.
DeleteBest team for the first half. We'll have Lallana and Balotelli on the pitch next time.
DeleteLove ya Joe! I want to play show tunes by making lip farts between your adorable butt cheeks!
DeleteWell I'm not quite sure what to say to that. Harry Enfield is funny as heck too.
DeleteKisses Joe!
Deletenor me, but I agree this was one of his better ones
Deletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgfB6M1CRr4
I love a good story. Too bad this isn't one. Next up please..
ReplyDeleteJeffrey Kelley for president. David Batdorf for v.p. TS87.
ReplyDeletequit reading comics - they ain`t real
DeleteI never put anything in my hairy man cave. Exit only.
ReplyDeleteI have a tattoo across my butt cheeses that say "EXIT
DeleteONLY,NO ENTRY".
As long as you don't have an 'N' on your left arse cheek and a 'W' on your other you'll be fine.
DeleteWow - I WAS a hardcore skeptic but this story has me completely convinced that Bigfoot is real! I mean - how can you doubt Pete the Caver? This story makes so much sense and is utterly feasible! To think I doubted all these years . . . .
ReplyDeleteIf Pete gets within 50 yards of my cave I'll punch him in the pie hole.
DeleteSmart move. I heard he has spelunked many a cave and they have never been quite the same. You don't want him tunneling in yours.
DeleteYou think them quakes in Napa Valley are a coincidence? Not me, Pal. Too much excavating and not enough back fill.
DeleteOut of the mountains comes Caver Pete...with puke on his whiskers and shet on his feet.
ReplyDeleteStrike the touthless savage foreign type to the dirt.
DeleteClive tried that in 1940. It was a mess.
DeleteDespite looking for bigfoot in the most godforsaken of hellholes I ain't found anything resembling a hairy man yet. I therefore conclude bigfoot doesn't exist. Sorry.
ReplyDeleteMMG
Fair play bro. Welcome to reality.
DeleteAt least 5 ppl on the bff think the pgf is real and then Joe makes 6. Must be the real deal huh?
ReplyDeleteGot monkey suit?
DeleteGot specimen?
Deletenah,but I see some dripping out of your mouth you old swallower you........
Delete4:07... Got reason to not acknowledge 150 years worth of archaeological studies?
DeleteHoaxer rule number 1 and 2 always get rid if the evidence. Always.
ReplyDeleteNow a days, lying through your meth stained teeth is all the credibility you need. Think about it. This blog keeps presenting these a-holes as the cream of the crop but between them they couldn't come up with a monkey fucking a football, let alone a picture of an unknown, 8 ft' primate raiding the dumpster at 7-11. And yet they cling...
Delete✊Rick you so funny ✊!
Deletei did a search of hoaxes and it directed me here. imagine that. woulda thunk bigfoot is synonymous with the word hoax. just amazing.
ReplyDeleteI have been Spelunking in DMakers butt. If you know what I mean. And I like it.Sometimes he returns the favor.
ReplyDeleteDanny Campbells.
You two are made for each other!
DeleteFunny you should say that. That's what our mommys said.It was meant to be DMaker. Spelunking. Indeed.Sweeet man o man spelunking. Indeed.
DeleteD Campbell.
Where do all you fudge packers live? New York City!!!
ReplyDeleteGreat story Rev. Jeff love these campfire stories. Keep up the good work.
^ otherwise known as the "pushing shite uphill without a wheelbarrow" boys
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