Watch The Most Amazing Sasquatch Video Breakdown
Phil Poling of ParaBreakdown fame takes a look at the recently released video titled "Most Amazing Sasquatch". Does he find it "Amazing" as well?
Questions of the day: Something's not right about Patty, why are the soles of her feet white?
Kittalia A. sent us the following questions about Patty, the Bigfoot in the Patterson-Gimlin film. They are all very good questions that we we wish we knew the answers to. We're no "Henry May" and it's times like this that we wish we had his number. Since we don't have Henry around whenever we need him, here are some easy questions for all you Patterson-Gimlin believers to try and answer:
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ReplyDeleteViva mexico! Ole!
DeleteMexican Bigfoot replaces the American Bigfoot in significance.
DeleteThink Bigfoot, think Mexico!
Think Mexico, think Bigfoot!
is it SAFE !!!!!!!
DeleteIs Mexico safe, you ask? How many times has finding Bigfoot searched for a Mexican Bigfoot?
Delete¿Dónde puede encontrar el más grande bigfoot?
DeleteMucho tiempo!
DeleteTeam Homo's Rule!
Deletetham mexicun bigfoots gots tham AKs and such shure do
Delete11:21, Mexico is very safe!
DeleteEspecially if you do not like
Your head!
Mexican Bigfoot are more docile than American Bigfoot.
DeleteLoren Coleman and John Green have spoken on this.
11:43 that is very true mexican bigfoot are more docile, but then again.
DeleteMexican bigfoot are far more
Intelligent.
TEAM HOMOS!
Deletesi el jefe Obama mucho gracias
Deletetham thar typickull mexicuns keeps ajumpin tham borders wes knowin it fer yeers
Delete"Mexican Bigfoot are more docile than American Bigfoot.
DeleteLoren Coleman and John Green have spoken on this."
You're gay. Your momma spoke on this while I was shaving her back.
NOoooooo me mom is DEAD : (
Delete^
DeleteIs her mummified carcass still sitting in her rocking chair ?
^ Hi, Norma bates.
DeleteSI EL JEFE DE LA FRONTERA ABIERTA DE OBAMA
ReplyDeletecrap its not SAFE.....
DeleteEl Bigfoot México es el mejor.
DeleteU got it -
DeleteObama Welcoming Violent Gang MS13 To American Streets ... Rather than protecting American citizens from dangerous criminals, including the notoriously brutal MS-13
MS-13 aren't violent. Where are you getting this nonsense?
Deleteyes Nancy Pelosi say they all come here to work and are just like moses and jesus.
Deleteso no worries : )
Alright then.
Deleteits all part of the NEW NORM
Deletethey say its for your SAFETY
si el jefe Obana mucho gracias fronteras abiertas
Deletelike press 1 for spanish, 2 for english
Deletethe New Norm .....
Thats good. It saves time pressing 1 for Spanish.
DeleteSi pulse 1 muy agradable
DeleteNot in so cal. Its press 1 for espanol,press2 for vietnamese,press3 for Cantonese, press4 for mandarin, press5 for Engrish!
DeleteENGRISH! WHAT THA???
Best evidence ever! Case closed.
ReplyDeletebatsquatch or I AM A FOOL
DeleteI knew it was real.
ReplyDeleteTHAT SON OF A BITCH TOOK OUT BUCK!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteripped his arm off and beat the life out of him with it
DeleteJEFF said AIMS is comin back for the Grassman with there secret weapon BUCK to trap that Grassman
Deletelook out season #3, hold on to your hat it going to be a rough ride
I've had Rictor, he's a shit shag
ReplyDeleteWild Bill fixin tham abin a marine ans such
DeleteTrapper's coming back for season 3 and so is Wild Bill & Jeff.
ReplyDeleteWHERE'S HUCKLEBERRY ?!!
Huckleberry @ TRAPPER 6 -
DeleteBUCK - DOWN cawz he be by hisself sos that thar GRASSMAN took BUCK OUT
Got WILD BILL iam goin put a world of hurt on old Mr. Grassman
Buck got revenge on Grassman by hershey squirtin #2 in his corn mash..
Deletebattle of the Side by Side - TRAPPER and AIMS team pinned down by a army of the Grassmen! Trapper took 1 for the team took a hit in the head. But Trapper stayed in the fight. Willy fired his shotgun to break the siege of the battle of the side by side, Trapper called for a tatical retreat and was completed in good order!
ReplyDeleteDAILY PSA:
ReplyDeleteALL THE CLASSY PEOPLE HAVE LEFT THIS PLACE
Phil, your breakdowns are great. Especially the Cutino thermal a while back. Have you had a chance to look at some of Thinker Thunkers analyses, analysises, uhhh, analysizerings? I would really like to see what you have to say about his provocative work.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Vince