This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
Praise the fossilized poop stains. Praise the butt diaper gospel
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DeleteRACES!! Lol.
And thoust must suck my butt diapers, exclaimed the patty butt diaper prophet Joe. The heffer from the cornfields and the beast with mixed genitalia obeyed, and furiously began licking butt diapers.
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DeleteHay you gutless troll's, I'M BIG JON!!!
ReplyDeleteI am the greatest Superfriend hero of
The Troll War, I KICKED ALL YOU'RE
Troll ASSES,, AND THAT AIN'T ALL!
I have seen 2 squatch once, an 1 squatch twice!!!!!!!!
DeleteHOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU PUNK TROLL'S FEEL?????
I am so sick & tired of being alone!
DeletePlease, someone, anyone, help me find a good man! :'(
MMC
""""""I WILL BE YOUR MAN""""
DeleteJust believe "ME".
As I Am BIG JON!!!
The head super friend& great hero of the troll war.!!
I bet you didn't know I have seen bigfoot!!!!!!! : )
And yes there is no troll that I big jon cannot out smart!!!!
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Praise the butt diaper faith Big Jon, praise it. If you are truly Big Jon then you surely have taken the diaper oath, correct?
DeleteIndeed, i did with utmost relish I might add! Mmmm,
DeleteYOU WILL, ANON 11:50PM?!
DeleteMy heart is just melting right now!
MMC
Shoot i always figured that big jonn was kinda wacky.
DeleteMy panties are soakin' wet, sticky and smell like fish!
DeleteMMC
^ silence fiend.
DeleteSorry my sweet mmc as i was adressing the redneck just below you@12:23
DeleteNo need to apologize dear!
DeleteNo offense taken!
MMC
Yes joe f gets here he can conduct the ceramony.
DeleteAnd then glory will prevail
I love everything!!! Big jon
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Scarred for life.
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