This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
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DeleteWHERE IS THAT LIER!!
DeleteBig dum dum JON???
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BIG anon JON. is teaching his "SCOUTS&STUPID FRIENDS,,, his hide the gerbil trick!!
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Bring me your tired, your hungry, and your used butt diapers........spoke Joe the minister of Patty. Place the butt diapers before me, he said, and then he began to sniff each one.
DeleteBig ol peckin going on around here.
ReplyDeleteColombo Coonbo where you been...down the street with a little black hen.
ReplyDeleteLOL.....he has been afraid to post under his Joe account for fear of butt diaper trolling. Praise the C O O N B O
DeleteTroll talking to himself. This is sad stuff folks.
DeleteEver notice the Top 5 photo's never include a big fat furry fucker with infrared vision? Or something that hauls his 800 lb pound frame up a tree to accomplish in a hour what he could do on the ground in 5 seconds? (I.E. Move 30 feet thataway..)
ReplyDeleteIf you want to see one of those, go find a picture of your mother
Delete10:21 got PWND !
DeleteAnd i beheld the butt diaper minister Joe replying to himself anonymously once again. But the diaper prophet didnt care, he had more important stains to lick.
DeleteOccam's Razor says fukk u Joe
ReplyDelete10:28 comes here and says the same thing everyday. He's just lashing out at his fellow footers because his own sighting wasn't bleeved.
Delete^says the person that posted that to begin with nobody believes you!!
DeleteI told everybody at school about my encounter and they just laughed at me ! I taught I taw a puddy cat !
Delete10;42 comes here and says the same thing everyday. He's just lashing out at his fellow footers because his own sighting wasn't bleeved.
DeleteSame guy again bwahahahaha hahaha!
Delete10:44 is boring too.
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10:48 comes here and says the same thing everyday. He's just lashing out at his fellow footers because his own sighting wasn't bleeved.
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Delete10:37 ,= BIG dull JON,
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And Joe spoke in a might voice, and commanded his disciples to fall to there knees and put on there hip waiders one leg at a time. He proclaimed that the waiders must be put on before the fur suit. Some new disciples questioned when they should put on the butt diaper. To this the minister of butt diapers just laughed. That was a secret to diaper etiquette he would not reveal.
DeleteI am pleased and feel privileged to announce the arrival of Clive Squashy, folks.
ReplyDeleteClive for President !
DeleteHUH!! And Big Jon as
Delete"FLUFFER!!!
Clive, buddy, where you been. Did i give you my new number? Just let me know and ill send it to you
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""Hi"" I'm BIG wanna beJON!!
DeleteI'm the chief Superfriend of the heroic troll wars!!!
Don't you Fools REMEMBER???
Ha haahaaahah,,
Do not be fooled, said the oracle Munns, Big Jon may appear to prefer the masculine human body, but in reality he prefers soggy butt diapers. And rumors have touched my ears that Big Jon actually has no Jon at all. This is because Big Jon and the diaper prophet Joe are one and the same. And my flock knows already that the prophet has no genitalis, only diaper stains.
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