How The Turtleman Shot at Bigfoot and Got His DNA
The Turtleman is a badass. If you missed last Sunday's episode, here's Turtleman talking about how he shot at Bigfoot. He was just a young man at the time, but he stood his ground and shot the beast in the knee cap. He also has the DNA to prove it and according to the labs, it's been tested and the results say it's an unknown primate.
Uno!
ReplyDeleteNot buying what he's sellin'.
ReplyDeleteI believe him.
DeleteSo a 9 year old boy kept some hair samples for 40 years and two unidentified laboratories got 'unidentified primate' results from the DNA tests .... riiiiight ....
DeleteThere's absolutely no way that the samples wouldn't have been contaminated and degraded during those 40 years. Even if the story is in any way true the 'unidentified primate' result is easily dismissable as degraded human contamination.
Sure if the labs were any good the world would know. More BS
DeleteHe's lying.
ReplyDeletepoo hair
ReplyDeleteYou ain't imprezain nobody lol
DeleteWooooot
DeleteHey Harry!
DeleteMike H.
Big D what's up sir how's it goin
DeleteDoing great.
DeletePulling for the wifes brother to get his second Wally.
Check it out Bubba.
It's on ESPN2.
Hope all is well with you and yours.
Mike H.
Ditto sir
DeleteHave a great weekend Harry.
DeleteMike H.
subaru impreza joke... nice
DeleteJust anotherrrrrrrrrr story/encounter, words words words,with out any darn proof......
ReplyDeleteI like turtles.
ReplyDeleteHas anyone noticed that Turtleman is batsh!t crazy?
ReplyDeleteHas anyone noticed that JREF footer Alaskabushpilot is batshit crazy ?
DeleteFirst!!!
ReplyDeleteThe brother in law is sitting at the 6th spot in prostock.
ReplyDeleteHe has a helluva good chance.
Hopefully he'll get his second Wally.
Mike H.
What's a Wally?
DeleteBut a Wee-lad, an ill placed shot and still alive to tell about it. Nope, not taking that check to the bank to cash.
ReplyDeleteI know the turtle man and for along time after this happened he was slow to talk about it. But finally he came out of his shell. Think about it. He was really sticking his neck out on this one. We came within a hare of never haring about this at all. When he finally told me he looked in my eyes and adjusted his tortiseshell glasses and told me he shot the thing.
ReplyDeleteI was going to chime in, but I think you about covered the possibilities, AJ.
DeleteBigfoot don't even exist.
ReplyDeleteYour hairy back mother exists. I had to shave it though.
DeleteWith your yellow buck teeth!
Deletethat made a lot of sense ya jackass
DeleteMaybe there is an open spot on the mountain monsters team for turtle pants
ReplyDeleteI hear Arthur Fonzerelli is going to jump Turtle man indian-wrestling a Bigfoot next week !!!
DeleteHaha! Dont forget to post up a video for us sounds epic.
DeleteHey Chick, watched a video last night of the tornados that went through your area. Glad you are OK. We had a tornado go through our neighborhood when I was a kid and it scared me half to death. I still get a little anxious when they test the civil defense sirens.
DeleteHey thanks Commander Z, we are glad too lol! If you had a tornado you must live in the south also. Did you have enough warning to get inside?
DeleteOur subdivision was on the news because we got it so bad. Our street got it probably a little worse on top of that. A friend or ours was driving home when it hit and when they pulled into the driveway, her car started lifting up and moving. Plus side- I got to use the chainsaw!! Needless to say we are still in the midst of clean up.
Who want to jack this dick!?
ReplyDeletedesperate ^
DeleteI'm sorry, but I have a hard time thinking of someone named Turtleman as a bad-ass. More like someone who is really slow with really dry skin.
ReplyDeleteThat poor inbred bastard....it's sad really.
ReplyDeleteHes not a man to bull shit ,i believe him.
ReplyDeleteHes not a man to bull shit i believe him.
ReplyDeleteThese bloody giant ape men are every where watch out .