I can't wait to see Bobcat Goldthwait's Willow Creek. First Coast News out of Jacksonville, Florida posted this exclusive clip of the found footage horror. Check it out:
First...whatever. How've ya'll been? I've been busy refereeing the Derek/Sara battle. He gets me press but she brings me water. Then Derek made this, which I though was very rood:
There once was a marine name Wild Bill, he carried a knife for a thrill, one day on a hut he found the Cherokee Death Cat and dispatched that critter with a yell “ oorah" : )
Would of been cool to see the bigfoot running across the creek in the background. I really don't think that fat stuttering 1980's had-been is going to knock this picture out of the park anyway!
It's probably the best bigfoot movie ever produced to be honest. Think about it, what bigfoot movie isn't super low budget B-rated goofy horror comedy?
Bobcat does real good work. This isn't an oscar worthy production but it's an independent film.
Buck on point to clear the path. Ol' WILD BILL don't need no rifle he is a lethal weapon by himself any ol' death cat tries to corner WILD BILL gonna get a slit throat. WILD BILL gonna git himself a new rug brother OORAH!
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
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Clip is not showing up on iPhone Shawn
Deletegoing after bigfoots with no gun!
Deletethats a good way to get into David Paulides book
He's not that picky, really.
DeleteMMC!
DeleteChick
back in the day folks takin guns with tham in tham woods all the times
DeleteHey Chicky Baby
DeleteWhere's the hot botties
MMC
Internet down at home so I'm on my phone. Great first btw! :)
Deletecell phone - they can track you on your cell phone
DeleteNuh uh, nope.
DeleteChick
They can come and get me
DeleteBut if they do I sure could use a 25oz Busch regular
Thank you
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Deletestay thirsty my friends
Lol! Good one MMC. I've got a gun, bow and arrow, and a tomahawk. I'm a good aim with all. And I have 5 dogs all trained to attack the tater.
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DUDE - not the TATER .........
DeleteYour my kind of chick, Chick
DeleteA man needs to mind his manners around a lady like you
If not it's tater time
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DeleteCan't we all just get along?!!
DeleteFirst...whatever. How've ya'll been? I've been busy refereeing the Derek/Sara battle. He gets me press but she brings me water. Then Derek made this, which I though was very rood:
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^ I need to brush up on my gibberish. I have know idea what the hell that comment means.
Deletehe asayin tham bigfoots agits U in tham thar hills
DeleteIf you are the real floor bigfoot, you will hit us with some sweet haikus. I am with Dan. I could read those haikus all day!
DeleteChick
That's an elephant with a monkey riding its back
DeleteThere once was a marine name Wild Bill, he carried a knife for a thrill, one day on a hut he found the Cherokee Death Cat and dispatched that critter with a yell “ oorah" : )
DeleteWould of been cool to see the bigfoot running across the creek in the background. I really don't think that fat stuttering 1980's had-been is going to knock this picture out of the park anyway!
DeleteHey! My comment disappeared!
DeleteWatch out y'all. Someone's up in here stealing away comments
Chick.
^ that be the NSA is fer U safety fer shure
DeleteLol! Yep, bet that's it :)
DeleteChick
NSA tracks everything - HELL there tracking me while iam telling U there tracking U -
Deletegot to GO!
Chick, you remember
DeleteBack then, when they'd call ME the
Biggest "standing" hoax?
An FB haiku! Yea!
DeleteYes floor bigfoot I do
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GW
Delete#looneytoons approved
ReplyDeletemethheads sighting of bigfoots are higher now than ever
DeleteShut up
Deletelike same with marijuana users around here calling 911 telling police bigfoots in their back yard, sighting HIGHER now that its leagle in this state
DeleteCOPs around say bigfoots are real
DeleteThese people think there's an ape in the woods!!! Hahahaha!!
ReplyDeletehybrids man / ape so more than a APE
DeleteThat was a waste of time!! Guy pretending to be filmed doing an intro to his pretend documentary? Lame!
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, that Princess Leia Bigfoot medallion in the "on sale for $45" ad is cool!
Looks like a real yawner.
ReplyDeleteIt's probably the best bigfoot movie ever produced to be honest. Think about it, what bigfoot movie isn't super low budget B-rated goofy horror comedy?
DeleteBobcat does real good work. This isn't an oscar worthy production but it's an independent film.
Maybe so...but this was a complete waste of time.
DeleteMaybe you should stick to Avatar and Finding Nemo then
DeleteYou`re just a sucker for anything to do with bigfoot...I bet you even have a silly toy bigfoot on your shelf...you prick.
Deleteturtleman going ahuntin fer that thar critter BIGfoot on June 8th - tutleman findin da proof fer shure
ReplyDeleteBRING IT!
that I will watch..this I won't!!
Deleteturtle man going to wrestle a bigfoot : )
Deletehope he got a big trap made for that critter
^ if turtle man needs a trap, none better trap builders than WILD BILL and Willy of the Mountain Monsters AIMS team
Deletewill Trapper WILD BILL and the AMIS team open fire on that thar Cherokee Death Cat -
ReplyDeletelike when they put down that Bear Beast
Buck on point to clear the path. Ol' WILD BILL don't need no rifle he is a lethal weapon by himself any ol' death cat tries to corner WILD BILL gonna get a slit throat. WILD BILL gonna git himself a new rug brother OORAH!
Deleteold marine WILD BILL goin takes his bowie knife out and start a cutting and slicing old Mr. Death Cat fer shure
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have fun!
I think this is the most random string of comments I've ever seen here at BE.
ReplyDeletesometimes reptilian humanoids looking like bigfoots so you thinking I see a bigfoot but its a reptilian humanoid
ReplyDeleteGRAYs have bases and been taking DNA for years making hybrids and cloning
ReplyDeletetham methheads keeps atakin me chickens and me hawgs
ReplyDeletesome folk sayin it be tham melonheads adoin it