This Is What The Lovelock Cave Looks Like From The Outside
Here it is, folks. The mysterious Lovelock cave. M.K.Davis and Don Monroe have just arrived and this is the first shot of the place. This is where the famous giant skulls were found. Take a good look at one of the skulls below:
Notice the sloped low forehead? We're not saying it could be Bigfoot, but recent revelations in the scientific community suggest a new species. Also check out the strong jaw, sloping face, high cheek bones, and large nasal cavity. The jaw bridges alone are about twice the size of an average human jaw bridge today. These features are very close to a Neanderthal's. The Paiute Indians of the Nevada state region have had a long standing tradition of exterminating a group of "red headed" Caucasian giants in Lovelock Cave.
M.K.Davis and Don Monroe arrive at Lovelock Cave.
We still firsting?
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DeleteSweeeeeet!
DeleteLooks as if someone needs to spend a few weeks at the Fasano school of paranormal cinematography.
ReplyDeleteNot everyone can afford their own taxi.
DeleteI do believe there's a squatch in that blurry ass cave
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DeleteCan we seal the cave once they are in there? It's our last best hope of getting rid of these two.
ReplyDeleteSo you want to murder people do you? What a sack of garbage you are.
DeleteIt's a joke, son. Having a bad morning? Do you take everything here seriously?
DeletePs. No, I do not want to murder anyone.
DeletePay no attention to anon 7:46. Things have been pretty grim around here lately. The glory days of Trollandia may be gone forever.
DeleteTalking about killing folks is a joke? Yah that aint funny son.
DeleteA Sasquatch put a mind meld love lock on Melbas cave.
ReplyDeleteSo you want to murder a Sasquatch in Melba's vagina? What a horrible person you are. :)
DeleteLet's try it this way--so you want to block the entrance to Melba's "cave" with a Sasquatch mind-meld? What a horrible person you are. :)
ReplyDeleteWait a second.... are you saying that's melbas cave in a cave costume? I am going to have to wait for parabreakdown to debunk this for me...
ReplyDeleteDidnt you see the zipper?
DeleteVelcro. And a snap.
DeleteNo I didn't see that.
DeleteBut if I look close I think I see another cave, possibly holding a baby cave...
I'e been these Caves before, and they smell like dead Fish!
ReplyDeleteanunnaki they been here for years
ReplyDeletea abandoned GRAY base
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