This criticism about FBFB's examination of Dyer's Bigfoot dummy is spot on!

We haven't been to Facebook Find Bigfoot's Facebook page in while so decided check out what people were saying after the Rick Dyer confession. Let's just say the fans there are out for blood and blames FBFB for being "in" on the hoax. Check out what Jennifer G. wrote in the comments:

FBFB: I will quote a few excerpts from your Feb 20 statement and offer my own comments on each. I sincerely hope you will assemble the FBFB braintrust and respond.

“We now have full footage of the specimen and 7 admins have made the trip to Las Vegas to view “Hank” in detail as our agreement stated.”

So … there were SEVEN of you braniacs who studied the shabby teddy-bear in “detail”? Wow. That’s a whole new category of stupid. I would not have thought it possible for seven people of the most miniscule intelligence to ever make each other’s acquaintance. The laws of probability have surely been violated!

“We were shown the medical scans to the two Medical Doctor’s associated with FBFB…” (sic)

And neither was able to recognize that it was nothing more than a 20-second hack-Photoshop job? Seriously??? PLEASE do not let these two ‘medical doctors’ near anyone in need of actual medical care. Both have obviously suffered catastrophic loss of cognitive function since earning their medical degrees.

“The specimen has moles, blemishes, hair patterns, open sores, veins just below the skin, fingerprints, injuries to the hands, fingers and toes, and what looks like scars on the forehead from likely impact with branches and trees.”

The specimen also has purple crafting glue smeared on its ‘wrist’ … and a crumbling clay nose with no actual nostrils … and a moveable hair-line … and is wearing a camel-fur coat … and, sorry to repeat myself, you FBFB guys define a whole new category of stupid.

“… all FBFB admins agree that it would be nearly impossible for Rick Dyer to create or purchase such a fake specimen that so closely matches what is predicted in our book.”

This is either some sort of nuclear-powered confirmation bias or more evidence that y’all are indeed a whole new category of stupid.

“The medical scans and our close inspections of Hank show ALL of these ancient features of homo.”

So … in the “close inspections”, which were conducted by SEVEN of you FBFB geniuses, you never noticed the purple glue? Or the nostrils-to-nowhere? Or … hell, you mean you never noticed what any 10-year old could recognize from a distance of 20-feet? Wow! I mean, WOW.

As I posted before, there are only two options for you fellas. You are either the most remarkably stupid collection of adult humans ever known, OR you are slimeball co-hoaxers. Which is it?