The Southern Oregon Habituation Area (SOHA) - "My name is Matt"
Editor’s Note: Dr. Matthew A. Johnson is one of the most credible people in the Bigfoot world. In July 1, 2000, Dr. Johnson had a "Class A" Bigfoot encounter with his family while hiking near the Oregon Caves. After his life changing sighting, he went to the public and described one of the most intense encounters ever. You can join him on Facebook at Team Squatchin USA."My name is Matt" (April 23, 2014)
PLEASE listen to this while wearing your HEADPHONES.
PLEASE DO NOT listen to this with your Cell Phone speaker or your crappy Computer speakers.
Enjoy!!!
Dr Matthew A Johnson ("Dr J")
Owner of the Team Squatchin USA Facebook Group
and TeamSquatchinUSA.Com
Uno!
ReplyDeleteSound cloud? How about a brown cloud ?
DeleteDUDE... like USMC dont play .... like Wild Bill
DeleteMountain Monsters (AIMS) on the huntin for the West Virginia Webster Werewolf , they need to take some silver bullets when they go deep in the bush
DeleteSILVER BULLETS the way to go when going after WEREWOLFS
Deletei pity the werewolf that tangles with old dog Marine Wild Bill with his bowie knife cutting and slicing that critter up! : )
DeleteIt's all about the inherent credibility of the witnesses. Let me give you an example. When they interviewed "Fish" who happened to be a fisherman, you simply knew he was the honest sort. Then they moved on to the serious witness "Possum" who was delineated an "outdoorsman". How much more veracity can you get? Now. That distinct "yahoo" sound which separated those hillbilly Bigfoots from the other types was noted when the group was surrounded by a whole clan of them. Once again for Trapper it became personal. And once again he was forced to resort to random profanity. Ultimately I think we can all agree they were not prepared to face a " whole damn family of yahoos". The yahoo scream itself sounded like a frat boy at a keg party who was able to squeeze one last draft out of the pump. I hope this Wolf creature doesn't harm the fellas. I can see the artist rendering now. No doubt he will be small. Probably no bigger than 7-8 feet and around 800 pounds. I'm sure Willy and Bill will get the trap constructed soundly and I'm wishing them god luck.
DeleteWe can only stand back and root for for these brave heroes Mike!
DeleteMMG
hillbillies - traps, guns, technology, huntin @ night no worries Trapper onit!
DeleteI have to agree with MMG. We can only wish them the best. Buck is after all, a husky ninja !
Deletedsm word on the street is our own mmg is none other than mike patterson
Deleteno offense mmg just joking^
DeleteBOY, BOY, BOY.. DR JOHNSON IS A NUT!!! SMH
ReplyDeleteALL CAPS
Morning ALL CAPS!! ;)
DeleteALL CAPS FTW!!!
Deletei got no caps - iam capless : (
Deletesounds like a personal problem
Deleteu talkin to me! no caps : (
DeleteHELLO, CHICK!!
DeleteALL CAPS
Kate Upton wishes she had boobs like him. They're breathtaking!
ReplyDeleteKate is hot. As long as she doesn't drain Justin V. Before the games she will be fine
DeleteHey joe!!!!! TTl dr meldrum and mr standing r backing each other up on everything they r talking about on the bf north show so there is going to be some huge evidence coming out in the future here I can't wait to see the outcome to this project , it should really seal the deal I can't dr meldrum lying about all this putting his rep , job etc on the line!???? What your thoughts???? Ttl
ReplyDeleteUtter BS.
Deleteyes this ttl troll is something
DeleteYou must consider that Ttl and I have had trouble collaborating. My Atari joystick got caught in my box modem and the cord tripped me causing me to drop my 2001 model Ttl cellular device. Nevertheless Ttl and I are like Corey Hart, we wear our sunglasses at night and we will never surrender!
DeleteHAHAHA!
DeleteI put headphones on and all I heard was uncontrollable farting.
ReplyDeleteLay off the bean dip
DeleteWasn't bean dip.It was cornbeef and cabbage.
DeleteMy name is CRAP you mean!
ReplyDeletetallywacker
ReplyDeleteword of the day^
DeleteYes indeed! tallywacker tallywacker tallywacker tallywacker
DeleteVery satisfying
Tallywacker hatertole! Yes, very satisfying!
DeleteI keep my poop in a jar.
ReplyDeletenext to a tree to mark where U have been - for your safety
Delete^^Mr. President?
Delete;-)
DeleteMr. President! Trollandia salutes you!
DeleteLONG LIVE MUCKLEGRUNT!!!
DeleteLONG LIVE POOP IN A JAR GUY!!!
LONG LIVE ANONY!!!
LONG LIVE BIGFOOT EVIDENCE!!!
ALL HAIL TROLLANDIA!!!
look for poop U will find bigfoots
DeleteLONG LIVE Ttl's Cellular Device!
DeleteMikey now you're killing me. Lol.
DeleteDoes Joe believe him or is Joe just humoring Ttl?
Mike H.
ttl is a damn good troll...email stuff and phone are great
Deletettl bragging^
DeleteBigdad. Ttl cannot help the constraints placed on him by using yesterday's technology today. You see he recently sent me a CD Rom with instructions on how to operate the cellular device. He also sent a separate disk drive to allow me to watch it. Because I couldn't operate it I went to Onsat 1 on my full size 80s sattelite dish to see if there was onscreen video directions but was distracted by an old Garth Brooks song, Garth, whose a footer himself sang like this: "There's a fire burning bright, at our house tonight, slow music playin, and soft candelite....and on her lips I keep tastin....the warm red wine......she's here In my arms.....but it's all in my mind...cause the snow is piled highhhhhhh, on the highway tonight, I'm a ship lost at seaaaaa, on this ocean of white, 18 wheels anchored, somewhere out of Dover, I wish I could hold her.....instead of huggin this old cold shoulder.
DeleteFirst Dr. Matt nutcase Johnson, IS NOT the most credible person in the Big foot World!. He is the most INCOMPETENT Big foot person r in the Big foot world!
ReplyDeleteAbout his SOUNDS, I hear the same sounds every time I take a dump! And. . . My wife, does not need head phones to hear them! She closes that wing of the house, after I'm done!
^John Jones has come out of his coma.
DeleteIdiot! Shameless fool! pathetic Troll!
DeleteJohn W. jones died on 3/12/2014!
Why are you so obsessed with him? Sick!
^John W. Jones.
Delete^^So we won't be hearing from John W. Jones ever again?
DeleteI think this calls for a moment of silence. OK, the moment is over.
DeleteFU all! He was a good friend POS'S!
DeleteWhere the hall are all he doughnuts? Every time I get here the empty box is just sitting there. Come on people.
ReplyDeleteHey, blame Fasano--he always cleans out the box.
DeletePhil Polings gut didn't make its self.
ReplyDeletevery true and rev jeff is no sloutch in the obese world himself
DeleteDR J is now the funniest person in the BF world, he and that sasquatch Ontario guy should have a bad vocalization competition. really its such CRAP!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHow does he know bigfoot is calling his name,maybe bigfoot is called Matt as well,he did ask what his name was and Atlas?was bigfoot calling the dog or asking for a map? we never know their intentions xx
DeleteSpeak for yourself.
DeleteMy intentions are always honorable thankyou xx
Delete...and the wind, cries, Matthew.
DeleteJimi Hendrix
“Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time.”
ReplyDelete― Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore
Good day to you sir!
Please tell me what SMH stands for? Apparently I am old and out of touch... Those are my initials and every time I read it I get freaked out lol!
ReplyDeleteNever mind, looked it up.
DeleteI could not find what to click in order to listen to recordings.
ReplyDeleteConsider you're self blessed.
Deletedream team for sure BOBO + BUCK and why not WILD BILL for good measure
ReplyDeleteIts Matt Moneymaker of course the biggest Matt in bigfooting!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMatt be the KING of the bigfoots researches
DeleteMon Matteymaker knows where them bigfoots is fur shur.
Deletefer shure he do Matt abein traxs bigfeets fer yeers
DeleteKeystone pipeline again -
ReplyDelete100 million reasons why the president has held up the decision.
Those reasons live in the bank account of hedge fund manager Tom Steyer who has pledged to spend $100 million helping Democrats avoid disaster in a 2014 midterm election where their Senate majority is in serious jeopardy. Steyer's No. 1 issue? Stopping the Keystone pipeline
tallywacker
Delete^^gerbilmeister
DeleteHilldog onit.............
DeleteJoe!! Did u watch the " north shore diaries" ???? TTL
Deletepoor UNION folk no JOBs for U and thanks for voting for the democrats
DeleteAmerica is now a socialistic country!
Deletetallywacker
DeleteJeb Bush to save U.S. all : )
DeleteWouldn't it be crazy...if this guy is telling the truth?! Wow...
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ReplyDeletetallywacker ^
DeleteI'll bet Dr. Johnson, has a giant cock. I mean this fucker's feet are like 16 inches long. That's probably a female squatch saying Matt....Matt.....Matt, come poke my stinky anus with that big white pole of yours.
ReplyDelete^Wow--did you break the censor-bot with that little diatribe? And if yes, can you tell me how to do it?
Delete's helped him get away with one and c--- is not illegal
Deletepoor poor UNION folk ................
ReplyDeleteNo poor, poor American folks too1 No jobs for the young white college educated, that voted for Dictator Obama in the last election!
DeleteBoy! Did they F themselves! LOL!
Hate to talk politics here, but the jobless rate is down to pre-recession levels. Now back to Bigfoot.
DeleteJeb Bush to save US all
DeleteAnon 12:23, Thats because all the unemployed, ran out of their unemployment benefits,,, THE SAD TRUTH IS 15-20% of americans are out of work!!!
DeleteThe ONLY reason the jobless is down, is because so many unemployed has drop out of the work force. Do not believe the liberals, or our lying president as if everything is rosy, it ain't Numb nuts!
DeleteMatt.....Matt......shhhhhh.....Maaaaaaaaaaatttt....
ReplyDeleteput on your owl suit and meet me by gifting bowls.....i'm stanky wet for you....and need your big, purple, throbbing darth vader helmet plunging in and out of my anus.
Watched too much porn ^
DeleteSasquatch ontario expressing his jealousy,,,
DeleteNo it's me.......Michelle......me and Oprah finished all the PB and J, and are ready for some Johnson banana!
ReplyDeleteMaaaaaaaaaaattt..pssssssssssssssttttttt.........
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...aaaaaaaa...aaaaa..tttt
put on your owl suit, and bring Phil Poling. I love that fat, little hairy guido. Tell him to bring his bucket of chicken, my finga's is already greasy...
^ ^
ReplyDeleteNow that's some funny shit right there!
One must admit, with a little hair added Michelle Obama does indeed look a little squatchy, and I'm not even racist like this inbred dumbass.
ReplyDeleteNo dice Dr. J. That is not a Bigfoot saying Matt because there is no MMMMM at the beginning of each croak. That most likely is a frog of some sort and it is simply croaking, just like the last time that you hallucinated the same thing.
ReplyDeleteA man's cough does not have an MMMMMM in front of it either. Therefore your second hallucination is not a Bigfoot saying Matt.
The bonus feature, IS PURE GARBAGE. There is no ATLAS there. ATLAS has two syllables. Your sound of unknown origin, has just one single noise, and I am not going to call it a syllable either. Because it is not speech. Next time, get Nelson to confirm before you go public because you are only embarrassing yourself. You ought to study yourself, as a psychologist and see what you come up with.
Btw, your imitations of Sasquatch Ontario's recordings, are not close enough to SO's recordings to convince me that his recordings are hoaxed. Matter of fact, I am fairly certain that his recordings are authentic. And that your interpretation of your recordings is in need of expert corroboration.
Dr. J, your recording setup is garbage. Garbage in equals garbage out. If you can't record mosquitoes buzzing the microphone, then your setup is no good. If you can't record your every breath with the microphone placed 40 feet from yourself, then your equipment is garbage.