Watch: Help Bring Megafoot to Life!

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At the time of this posting there is just 11 days left to help bring Megafoot to life. Megafoot is a live action sci-fi film about turning a bigfoot into the ultimate fighting machine. It would be a historic loss if this film never made it to dvd players and Netflix. Check it out:

"The concept – based on an original idea and story by Justin Martell (Producer of Troma's "Return to Nuke 'Em High: Volumes 1 & 2") and with a screenplay by Rolfe Kanefsky (award-winning screenwriter/director of “There’s Nothing Out There,” “The Hazing” and “Nightmare Man"), who is also attached to direct - was to create the ultimate warrior using enhanced chemical and engineering technology. When it was declared that the end product would be used exclusively in conjunction with the U.S. military, Colonel Hankle and his team immediately took control. A research facility in the backwoods of the American Mid-West was built, and a top-notch group of scientists was dispatched – along with some healthy, willing volunteers – to commence the operation. Alas, the human subjects proved to be incompatible with the procedure. All seemed lost… and then we made the most incredible discovery.
A new type of creature. GIGANTANTHROPUS CRYPTICUS, more commonly known as a Sasquatch, or Bigfoot. We thought it was a mere myth, a projection of Man’s fantastical imagination, but we were wrong. They exist.
Just the confirmation that these beasts inhabit this world would alone shake the foundation of Science across the globe. But we could not pass up this amazing opportunity: fate, it seemed, was smiling upon us. Our endeavors would not be wasted. These hairy mammals proved to be a far more accurate match to our program than mere humans. By combining a unique combination of Nature and Cybernetics, we will produce the most dangerous being on the planet. The quest to create the ultimate warrior shall continue. Project: MEGAFOOT."


To learn more about this cinematic masterpiece, and how you can help, click here.

Comments

  1. AnonymousWednesday, March 26, 2014 at 4:14:00 PM PDT

    Megafoot ...he's as real as any other bigfoot

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  2. AnonymousWednesday, March 26, 2014 at 4:28:00 PM PDT

    I just contacted my Congressman to DEMAND more funding for this vital project.

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  3. AnonymousWednesday, March 26, 2014 at 4:30:00 PM PDT

    Megafoot is quite impressive!! "Bigger than big!" Lol. Now Dyer should have gone that route. Hank is a lightweight.

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  4. AnonymousWednesday, March 26, 2014 at 4:37:00 PM PDT

    Wouldn't the Sci-Fi channel normally be all over this?

    Low budget doesn't have to mean bad but I've never made it past the first 10 minutes of any Sci-Fi channel self produced flick.

    MMG

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, March 26, 2014 at 4:50:00 PM PDT

      1/10 if real mmg
      10/10 if fake mmg

      Delete
    2. AnonymousWednesday, March 26, 2014 at 4:57:00 PM PDT

      A bit of diversity did no one any harm right?

      Can't always be troll/hoaxer bashing.

      MMG

      Delete
    3. AnonymousWednesday, March 26, 2014 at 5:01:00 PM PDT

      Much like an atheist who is no different to a theist but goes one god further, a skeptic is much like MMG but the skeptic goes 1 hoax further.

      Delete
    4. AnonymousWednesday, March 26, 2014 at 5:05:00 PM PDT

      Deep.

      Ga Ga. But deep Ga Ga.

      Thanks for more mindbending BS. We don't get enough of that round here....

      MMG

      Delete
  5. AnonymousWednesday, March 26, 2014 at 4:57:00 PM PDT

    If you were a bigfoot researcher and after years of looking you finally managed to capture one out in the open on film would you:

    a) return to the location time and time again looking to get further evidence of the creature now that you know exactly where one is and that it can be caught out in the open

    Or

    b) never return to the area again, not even once.


    This question is fundamental in understanding the source of the bigfoot subculture we see today.

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, March 26, 2014 at 5:02:00 PM PDT

      Nothing 'fundamental' here.

      Just another wise ass who cannot accept quality sasquatch footage when he she's it.

      You cling to the circumstantial.

      We'll focus on the actual subject.

      MMG

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    2. AnonymousWednesday, March 26, 2014 at 5:04:00 PM PDT

      Obliterated as per^

      Ok let's focus on the subject, oh wait no I cant stop laughing at how bad the suit looks and that people think there is a real species that looks like that. Cant stop laughing cant concentrate this is unfair!!

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    3. AnonymousWednesday, March 26, 2014 at 5:16:00 PM PDT

      Whilst you are in a fun mood...

      Google 'Packham BBC Ginger Twig Limbed Bigfoot Suit Nightmare'

      You may laugh so much you'll give yourself a double hernia...

      MMG

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  6. AnonymousWednesday, March 26, 2014 at 5:10:00 PM PDT

    Megafoot looks like a cross between Sasquatch and Eddie (of Iron Maiden fame)

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    1. AnonymousThursday, March 27, 2014 at 12:44:00 AM PDT

      Good One!! Took the same thought process out of my mind! Iron Maiden's Somewhere in Time album cover Eddie morphed with a Squatch.

      Delete
  7. AnonymousWednesday, March 26, 2014 at 5:17:00 PM PDT

    MEGADOUCHE!
    ....................../´¯/)
    ....................,/¯../
    .................../..../
    ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
    ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
    ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
    .........\.................'...../
    ..........''...\.......... _.·´
    ............\..............(
    ..............\.............\...

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  8. AnonymousWednesday, March 26, 2014 at 5:20:00 PM PDT

    That top picture is sooo fake! How did they take it? Through a gun scope or something? Totally fake and not a bigfoot!
    Next!

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  9. FOX [certifiable]Wednesday, March 26, 2014 at 5:23:00 PM PDT

    EET NUT LUUK LIKS BEEGFUUT......V A G I N A STEEL GUD FREENDS , EET GUD GUD

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, March 26, 2014 at 5:45:00 PM PDT

      Translation please! Are you saying the Megasquatch does not have your approval, your woman did it with multiple friends and left you but you are ok with life?

      Delete

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