Bigfoot P*rn Comes to Life - Woman Gives Birth To Bigfoot Baby
All babies are beautiful, even if they are sasquatch/human hybrids. A story recently surfaced of a woman having a love affair with bigfoot in the Rocky Mountains of Colorado.
"It was a really unique experience" explains the 29-year old woman. "You know, I’ve been single for quite some time, so when I met this nice, gentle, an cuddly male… it was hard to say “no”. It was an unforgettable night… I just really didn’t expect to get pregnant! Now I have little Stacy here with me, and she’s healthy. She’s a bit hairy, but look how cute she is! She’s just so adorable. I will certainly try to introduce her to her father, but I don’t wanna put to much hope in the fact that he could be as excited as I am."To read the entire article, click here.
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Joe's mother has anal warts.
DeletePoor Chick, thats what Steve gave her
ReplyDeleteHow's he gonna pay child support ?
ReplyDeleteAnother on the dole. Ugh.
It's a doll head on a toy monkey body
ReplyDeleteWRONG! That there is the real deal.
DeleteGot magic monkey doll? Produce the doll or it's real.
DeleteHahaha to fucking funny!
ReplyDeleteIt’s a doll: http://lunatoonyweeones.wordpress.com/2013/08/10/reborn-sasquatch-bigfoot-werewolf-yeti-snow-baby-mythical/ - See more at: http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/usa-woman-claims-daughter-is-half-sasquatch/#sthash.Z1D8d4NG.dpuf
ReplyDeleteGot 1 here – so in Vermont there’s Bennington Triangle, stories of strange happenings have been told and of strange disappearances, Indians in the area told settlers that this area was cursed and they did not enter or they may not come out! Now in the 20s through the 50s people were disappearing some just feet away from others, some experts said that they think it was cougar or a bear and that sounds reasonable, however they don’t explain a few discrepancies like no blood trail, or why the cougar would take items such as walking sticks, packs, or rifles, one hunter that disappeared the only item they found was a rifle shell.
ReplyDeleteQuestion posed what happened to these items? Surely a cougar or bear has no need for them!
And out of all the people that vanished only one body was found, her body was found near Somerset Reservoir, in an area that had been extensively searched seven months previously.
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DeleteLike the same in Oregon and N. California folks been vanishing … some are in a group are experience hunters/hikers one minute good to go and the next there gone! One hunter was out with a group, he knew the area, they went to their own site and when they regrouped he was not where he had setup, they looked everywhere and couldn’t find him. A search started found nothing! A year later a group of hunters found a body stuffed in a hollow tree it was the missing hunter .. A bear attack… why would a bear take the man’s backpack and rifle? Things that make you go hmmmmm………..
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ReplyDeleteFound a body a year later?--wouldn't be a body--would be bones.
Nope, this is just one of the examples of very dodgy things that have gone on.
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