Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Watch: Werewolf in Brazil Breakdown


Parabreakdown is on top of things as usual. Check out this breakdown of the recent video reportedly showing a werewolf like creature in Brazil:

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  1. First!

    So let me reassume what I believe what Bigfoot is:

    Unknown primate DNA (Ohio): check
    100% modern human DNA (Russia): check
    Gigantic human skeletons found only in 19th century covered by Smithsonian: check
    No more giant skeletons found in modern scientific era: check
    Bipedal creature (pgf): check
    Quadrupedal creature (leaping yeti): check
    Super intelligent creature able to elude men: check
    Dumb creature able to be uncovered by Patterson: check
    Ape-like midtarsial break: check
    Human-like midtarsial break-free foot: check
    Elongated skulls (perĂ¹): check
    Religious creature (burying of deads): check
    Infrared detecting senses: check
    Ape-like vocalizations: check
    Human-like language: check
    Attraction to menstruating women: check
    Fear of humans: check
    Attacking and kidnapping people: check
    Carnivorous: check
    Vegan for choice: check

    Seems to me that the puzzle fits to perfection

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    1. Joes mouth full of caulk: check
      Bloke in a suit: check
      Joe pwnd daily: check
      Joe got monkey: negatory

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    3. The muppet trolls worse that Joe.

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    5. ^^Joes overprotective little mancrush muppet.

      How cute.

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    7. Comment retracted with respect for the admins.

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    8. ^^Following Joe around in obsessed fashion is pretty creepy, agreed.

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    9. ^ being another man's white knight....

      Creepier

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    10. ^obsessed with other posters is what's creepy.

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    11. ^ trying to justify being a creepy person

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    12. ^ defense mechanism for being a creepy person

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    13. You're the one following other posters around talking about their private parts and mouths. Obessed and creepy ^

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    14. ^ you're addressing someone else. I'm just pointing out how creepy you seem.

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    15. I could care less what you think :) You're following Joe around talking about his private parts constantly. Creepy and obsessed ^

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    16. ^ you'll be here sun up and sun down being another man's white knight. creeping it up.

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    17. I'M Telling Y'all that Anon4:01 is none other than the Infamous "GIRLY BOY"

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    18. I'll be here forever, get used to it. obsessed troll :)

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    19. ^ correction. you'll dance as long as we make you dance. uncle creepy.

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    20. ^ wrong. I'm obsessed with you.

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    21. ^ MMC or Kent Obsessed with Joe obsessors

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    22. Hmmmmmmmm. Ernie deletes his comments just like a certain other poster.........i wonder who that is......

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    23. 3:24's rectum packed with inserted male genitalia: check

      3:24 in a straitjacket: check

      3:24's rectum ravaged daily: check

      3:24 has any evidence contrary to PGF: negatory

      3:24 #freaktard approved: affirmative

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    24. Haha look, Ernie is Ernie. I deleted my posts because of the admin.

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    25. ^ MMC or Kent Obsessed with Joe obsessors

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    26. Anytime parabreakdown does a video, I do not watch because I can't stand to hear this guy blab so he can hear himself blab w/o even realizing some of the things he says is completely ignorant. He is as bad as Bo Bo used to be about claiming everything is a bigfoot except he refuses to say anything is remotely capable of being anything other than a hoax.

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  2. iam sayin i got some silver AK rounds fer tham werewolf critters

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    1. I agree. Mikey can be such a redundant comady of error. (Dipshit)..

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  3. cryptids all abouts for sure

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    1. thats why Mikhail Kalashnikov made the AK47 to take care of all your cryptids needs.

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  4. mapinguaris looks like bigfoots

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  5. As much as I'm not sure about this video, the parabreakdown guys are a joke. Just a bunch of hacks thinking they can break it down.

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    1. i could'nt agree more. his condesending approach is that of a lazy armchair know it all. why they keep promoting this hack is beyond me.plus it sounds like hes talking with a mouth full of pizza rolls

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    2. ^^ MMC or Kent Obsessed with Joe obsessors

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    3. They promote him b/c him and Shawn are partners on his utube channel. The guy who does all of it is fat ol Phil Poling. HIm, Mulders world, freduian slip are all a group of guys working together that Shawn promotes in exchange for some of the utube hit money.

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  6. What a bunch of Crap! "Desperation Video"! These videos are getting so bad, a 2 year old could do better!

    Out of hundreds of Big foot type videos shown over the past 10 years, only 2-3 may have some merit, and I'm being generous!

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  7. Sometimes bigfoots looking like werewolves, mapinguaris, and bears so you thinking you seeing something other than a bigfoot.

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  8. werewolves all abouts fer shure, need to get some silver bullets

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  9. Roger acquired an old Gemora suit through Buck Maffei, a mutual friend through Rog's Corriganville connections. BobH wore the suit with a modified headpiece but the footage was no good. Bobs frame was too large for the suit.

    As a second measure Roger wore the suit himself. He modified it with padding to fit his diminuitive frame and became Patty for a day. When Gimlin says there were only two men there that day hes correct. BobG and Patterson were in Bluff Creek to hoax the tracks Oct 27.

    What Honest BobG fails to mention is that he filmed Roger doing the Patty walk at an earlier date.

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    1. Yakima Washington in Big Al's private office.

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    2. I thought Big Al was from South Park.

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    3. Youre thinking of Big Gay Al.

      Im talkin bout Big Bucks Al. Rogers brother in law.

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    4. Roger's brother in law, Big Al from Yakima.

      Dude is stinkin rich.

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    5. Why does he live in Yakima then? Place is a shithole.

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    6. ^ does this guy ever go to bed/work? Creepy

      And I'm obsessed and scrambling, and creepy.

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    7. ^ "And I'm obsessed and scrambling, and creepy."

      Pretty much

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    8. I've already said I am baby. Wanna trade?

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    9. ^^ MMC or Kent Obsessed with Joe obsessors

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    10. You sure are confused, 3:31. Keep trying to rewrite history, just make it up as you go along.

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  10. Even werewolves don't stop and rest on their knees like the guy in this video--animals even half humans never would do that--as it makes them vulnerable--Fake--Next--

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  11. oh man, just as I was starting to believe in werewolves

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    1. believe werewolves are real, folks been knowin it for yeers

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