Listen: M.K. Davis discusses the "Fast Talker" audio file


This has got to be one of the strangest vocalizations yet. According to M.K. Davis, this audio called the "fast talker" was recorded about 14 years ago.



Comments

  1. Replies
    1. Nice first for joe's mother.

      MMG

      Delete
    2. YOU GUYS ARE OBSESSED WITH JOE'S MOTHER. IF WE JUST ADMIT DEFEAT WILL YOU STOP?

      ALL CAPS

      Delete
    3. This comment has been removed by the author.

      Delete
    4. Man, there sure are a select few around here who like to delete comments. You a paid troll too Chick? You a mod too?

      Delete
    5. If only I was a paid troll. You know how I can get that gig?

      Delete
    6. I dont know, with as much as you guys email each other, im sure you know all about it. Tell your boss the revolution is coming and that China will be shunned by the rest of the world when they find out what China has been doing to its people and animals. China and most Asian countries will be universally hated once its revealed. Lets just say that Mao's legacy has lived on, in many ways. So yeah, tell that to Shawn when you get your next paycheck

      Delete
    7. :0 don't know what to say to that Mr. Troll. But I am laughing!

      Shawn, will you be my boss? Then we can email each other and the others about the top secret woes of China.

      How much does a paid troll get paid anyway? You wouldnt pay me in bitcoins would you?

      Delete
    8. Joe Fizt is emailing me death threats and midget porn

      Delete
    9. What i am saying is that Mao is still very much alive today. Its one of the big secrets of the "enlightened ones". The elites have found an immortality serum if you will. Its just technology, and a flawed one at that. The brain was mapped long ago. Human consciousness can be recorded on a chip. When that person dies, the chip can simply be put into a clone of them (least preferred b/c of side effects), or someone can literally be bodysnatched. The chip can be put into any normal person, and the former persons consciousness ceases to be and the recorded chip consciousness takes over. This is what happened to Mao and others like Michael Jackson. They still live in consciousness, just in a different body. Youd be shocked at the dead chipheads walking around. And when the populace finds out about it. Its not gonna be good news, especially for China

      Delete
    10. ^ I read that off the enquirer website not too long ago. And like MIB says, it really is the most credible source out there. People just dont understand. The Earth is also hollow with a central sun and more land and ocean inside than out.

      Delete
    11. ^ and bigfoot exists

      Heheh.

      Delete
    12. This bigfoot found a birthday balloon in the woods and sucked in the air!

      Delete
  2. Replies
    1. Joe Fizt is emailing me death threats and german scat porn

      Delete
  3. Would make a great sound track for a horror flick.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. IT DEFINITELY HAS ME SHAKING IN MY PANTIES.

      ALL CAPS

      Delete
    2. Is this the real ALL CAPS? Something tells me no.

      Delete
    3. LOL, YEAH ITS ME CHICK. JUST HAVING SOME FUN WITH THE TROLLS. HOW ARE YOU?

      ALL CAPS

      Delete
    4. Im good, let em have it! Sorry didn't mean to interrupt ;) Carry on!

      Delete
    5. that isn't the real ALL CAPS, Chick! he's just trolling you sweetheart!

      Delete
    6. 7:34 IS A TROLL CHICK. IT IS ME. THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO SO WE'LL JUST HAVE TO BEAT THEM DOWN SOME MORE.

      ALL CAPS

      Delete
    7. NAHH, IT WAS ME, " THE REAL ALL CAPS" THAT PUT THAT!! YOU GO AHEAD AND CONTINUE TO BE AROUSED BY USING MY NAME SINCE YOUR SOOO LONELY AND OBSESSED WITH ME.. HELL, IT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO FOR YOU BEING MY STALKER!!

      I "ALMOST" FEEL SORRY FOR YOU! :(


      ALL CAPS [VERIFIED]

      Delete
    8. I HAVE SOMETHING IN THE WORKS THAT THESE TROLLS WONT BELIEVE CHICK. ITS GONNA RID THIS SITE OF THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL. JUST WAIT

      ALL CAPS

      Delete
    9. hey fake AC, U WANT SUM C**k?

      Delete
    10. DONT WORRY ABOUT HIM, HE WILL GET WHAT IS COMING TO HIM. HE IS JUST AN OBSESSED STALKER, BUT I HAVE SOMETHING IN STORE FOR HIM.

      ALL CAPS [VERIFIED]

      Delete
    11. lemme stop giving ur f*ggot ass any attention!

      bye, fake AC!!!!

      Delete
    12. WHATS THE MATTER, GETTING ANGRY TROLL? LOL TOO BAD, IM HERE TO STAY!

      ALL CAPS [VERIFIED]

      Delete
    13. YOU THINK PUTTING BRACKETS SAYING "VERIFIED" NEXT TO MY NAME IS GOING TO TRICK PEOPLE INTO THINKING YOU'RE ME? EVERYONE HERE KNOWS WHO THE REAL AC IS. NO AMOUNT OF FAKE VERIFICATION WILL CHANGE THAT,TROLL .

      ALL CAPS

      Delete
    14. YOUR RIGHT, THE PEOPLE HERE DO KNOW THE REAL ALL CAPS WHEN THEY READ HIM. AND THEY KNOW WELL ENOUGH TO KNOW ITS NOT YOU. YOU STUPID LITTLE TROLLS WILL NEVER LEARN. YOUR OBSESSIONS WITH ME, JOE, MMC, MMG, AND OTHERS IS DISTURBING. GROW UP BEFORE YOU DO THIS TO SOMEONE IN PERSON, AND LEARN A HARD LESSON.

      ALL CAPS [VERIFIED]

      Delete
    15. HAVE FUN BEING SOMEONE YOURE NOT FOR THE NIGHT TROLL. IF YOU WANT TO BE ME THAT BAD THEN SO BE IT. NOW YOU KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE A REAL MAN.

      ALL CAPS

      Delete
    16. THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED TO SAY!!! THANKS, FAKE AC!! I'M SERIOUS, MAYBE YOU TROLLING ME ISN'T SO BAD AFTER ALL!!

      TAKE CARE, FAKE AC!!

      ALL CAPS[VERIFIED]

      Delete
    17. OH, AND BTW, THIS TROLLING DO NOT BOTHER ME WHATSOEVER, SO HAVE AT IT!!!! AND LIKE I SAID EARLIER, I HONESTLY DO FEEL SORRY FOR YOU, FAKE AC! YOU MUST BE REALLY SAD AND MISERABLE WITH YOUR LONELY LIFE.. :(

      ALL CAPS [VERIFIED]

      Delete
    18. WOAH. YOU JUST GO ON AND ON EVEN IF I DONT GIVE YOU ANY ATTENTION. WHATEVER, I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO THEN ARGUE ALL NIGHT WITH SOME WORTHLESS TROLL. YOU ARE PATHETIC.

      ALL CAPS

      Delete
    19. AKs makes a great sound, take care of them critters like bigfoots and such

      Delete
  4. Has anyone else noticed that the hours that Joe is on the computer dont match at all with what you would see of someone living a normal life in Wales. In fact, they correlate almost perfectly with someone who lives in the USA. You have to realize also that Joe is posting under Ernie as well.

    What i think we have going on here is that we all are getting trolled, skeptics and believers alike. I would be that Shawn or one of the mods is actually Joe and prob. numerous other accounts on here. That, or he is a paid troll, and probably not anywhere close to being Welsh. It doesnt add up.

    Welsh people speak in certain ways that Americans dont. Just like Brits are annoying as hell to Americans with the way they say certain words, the Welsh are the same. And you never see those with Joe. He speaks perfect American, and the words that a Welsh would you use, he never does.

    Plus, this is a bigfoot spam blog. Anyone who comes here knows that this blog is only meant to be spam. Thats its niche. The comments are a free for all with no mod activity whatsoever. And while that wont keep any serious person here, it does attract trolls. But in order for you to have trolls, you have to have an easy target. And thus Joe came into the picture.

    Joe's arguments are also not that of an intelligent person wanting to legitimately defend there viewpoint. Time and time again, Joe shows that his knowledge in the bigfoot world consists of nothing but the patterson footage, the leaping yeti video, the sykes study, and quoting Mulls or Munns. Every footer knows of these, but when trying to defend the existence of bigfoot, these examples are just a drop in the bucket, and a legitimate poster who was serious, would back up his opinions by the huge base of bigfoot knowledge out there. Yet Joe never does. He only copies and pastes these 4 topics over and over. And he seems blissfully unaware of well known reports, videos, etc. This indicates that either Joe really has no clue about bigfoot and is at best an armachair researcher who does poor reserach, or he is a super troll.

    Joe also is the first to say how he wants all the trolls gone so he can have legit bigfoot discussions and attract legit researchers for good discussion. Yet time and time again Joe has the opportunity to go to 30 different forums where he could get that type of discussion free form trolls. Yet he never does. His latest excuse was that he likes to keep it informal here. Yet in most bigfoot blogs, there is plenty of informal talk. The only thing they wont tolerate is trolling and abusive/insulting/argumentative viewpoints. And so Joe stays here.

    This body of proof suggests that Joe is indeed a made up account from the mods on this site. Or Joe is a paid troll, given money to copy and paste the same tired arguments over and over again and leave himself easy game for trolls. Joe gets paid and Shawns click count goes way up from trolls nailing Joe. Its a win win for them both.

    Yes folks............Joe is either one of the mods or possibly a paid troll. And the same can be said for probably several other accounts.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. LMFAO. tTanks for the longwinded essay and the laugh. What kinda nut job (dan campbell) would take the time to write such a load of garbage? 100 percent wrong about me being Joe, but good for a laugh. Got meds?

      Delete
    2. Notice the hours folks. Joe/Ernie's hours never match up. And who constantly complains about people writing essays about him when he gets upset?? There is only one person and his name is Joe. Who also is the only person on here who uses the "Got ....." line. Joe was the one who started the "Got monkey suit" and he continues to use it.

      Plus you got destroyed in the other thread Joe, when you tried to make it look like you and Ernie were 2 different people. After about 100 comments and several days of people telling others how you 2 are never posting at the same time. What do we see, we see suddenly you 2 show up posting at the same time. Not only that but when you 2 did post, in a half dozen times, you had the exact same time stamp. Once might be coincidence, 6 times, i dont think so. Its obvious to anyone what you did. You wrote out your comment and that copied it. Then posted as Joe, then switched to Ernie, pasted your previously copied reply, and posted that. By doing that you thought you woud fool people into thinking you were 2 different people. But you had a full minute lag time to do that. And it takes about 20 sec to do that process, and you did it over and over again.

      The fact of the matter is, your not very smart Joe. I truly hope your a paid troll b/c if your not, you are by far the stupidest person here.

      Mr. Baldwin

      Delete
    3. Guys I'm not Joe, can't stress that enough. Come on you should be smarter than that. No? I've been here under two other account before. One was straight up Ernie, the other was The Count. Other than that, just a lurker. 100 percent truth.

      Delete
    4. Daniel, i dont want to troll you b/c us trolls look up to you. But what gives? The last few days you have been saying how Joe was def Ernie b/c only Joe or MMG called you Danny Boy. And Joe/Ernie has been calling you that over and over. And you also said how the posting styles were exactly the same. So what happened Dan? Dont tell me your going soft? This is obviously Joe Joe.

      Delete
    5. Again, it's not Joe. 100 percent truth.

      Delete
    6. And again, no ones is believing you Joe. You probably have posted under many accounts. But you are Joe, and you will continuously be exposed as him. Your posting styles are the exact same. The only question is, are you a paid troll, a mod, or just plain stupid?
      Funny how both you and Joe come runnin to answer as soon as anything is mentioned about you being one of the mods or a paid troll. Dont worry i saved the essay. i will repost it often

      Mr. Baldwin

      Delete
    7. 7:36 - He's just a thief of the Joe persona. Albeit convincing in the beginning, he's proven to be nothing but a cheap Canadian knock off.

      Not saying he doesn't need to be trolled but he's just an imitation.

      Delete
    8. Actually Daniel, you did say that. If you go through the last few days threads where your posted you will see it. I dont expect you to do that b/c thats alot of work, but its there. You said that Joe was def Ernie b/c only Joe or MMG called you Danny Boy. And Joe/Ernie was calling you that all the time. And you also stated how the posting styles were the exact same and how you could pick out a Joe post a mile away.

      Have you changed your mind?

      Delete
    9. Oh ok, i see. Well carry on Daniel. You have been a role model to us trolls, so in our eyes you can do no wrong.

      Delete
    10. OK man, at least Daniel Campbell chimed in with some brains. I apologize to him for mocking his intelligence. You on the other hand are obsessed and thick like a brick wall. You want me to be Joe so bad then have at it dude. You've already made up your mind. But it's not going to stop me from posting. Off to get ready to watch True Detective.

      Delete
    11. ^ this man has been beaten down to the ground.

      Delete
    12. Oh yes, I did earlier toss out that I thought it was Joe but after seein his posts the past few days, I was most likely wrong. I think he just mimicked him well but hindsight is 20/20.

      I still could be wrong, he might be PJ and still needs trolled but the original spanky is less reasonable and much more closed minded.

      Delete
    13. It already has stopped you from posting Joe. You must understand that your right, i have no life. I dont have a job, i dont have any friends or family, and i am obsessed with Joe. I have all day and night to sit right here and troll you. All day and all night.

      Delete
    14. Daniel, so what do you think about Joe being a paid troll or a mod? for someone who tries to act like he knows bigfoot, he only knows 4 things, patterson, leaping yeti, sykes, and munns/mulls. And he has no original thought, its all copy and paste. Do you think hes a paid troll?

      and dont worry, Joe/Ernie will continually get trolled.

      Delete
    15. Did you decide to switch it up and post anonymously now Ernie/Joe? I have no life and i am obsessed with you/Joe. That is very bad news for you. I really would like to taste your flesh

      Delete
    16. Hey troll boy, go back and read through this string of posts again. Maybe it will sink in?

      And Dan, if I was mimicking someone I'd post as them. Your thought process there makes no sense. The fact is, you like these other guys were and are confused. :)

      Delete
    17. ^Keep on trollin dude ;) That's why I'm here.

      Delete
    18. ^ actually I'm happy you're finally blowing a thread wide open with me.

      Delete
    19. Yes Joe/ Ernie was and is defeated. Us trolls outnumber him 50 to 1 and this is OUR BLOG. Your not mimicking Joe, you are him. You are my obsession Joe/Ernie, and nothing will stop me from licking your face.

      Delete
    20. I'll bet you want to blow on something.

      Delete
    21. K guys, make sure you're here when I get back. You just love taking the bait.

      Delete
    22. ^ that was good!! Steal that from joe?

      Delete
    23. Haha ernie gets baited and tries to point out he's actually baiting. That's awesome. Whatever makes you feel better about yourself ernie.

      Delete
    24. Yes Joe i do want to blow on something. I want to hollow out your bones and use them as a whistle. And i will be here, salivating.

      Delete
    25. Anon 8:00, you are exactly right. And who always blames there meltdowns on others??? And who always blames getting pwned and schooled on others?? Yep thats right, Joe Joe himself

      Delete
    26. Talking to yourself again bud? That's some wacky shit up in here. Got meds?

      Delete
    27. No way that PJ is paid to be here. He's just a buffoon with a mental disorder and relies on this place as his social life.

      That's not to say Shawn doesn't cater to his cry baby attitude from time to time because the turmoil draws blog hits but I highly doubt Shawn pays him. Shawn is smarter than that and PJ is too dense.

      And Ernie, it's more efficient when you're trolling to not have a 1/3rd of your posts whited out because you have a potty mouth.

      To beat the system, you must be outsmart the system.

      Just a pro-tip.

      Delete
    28. Whited out? Don't see it. Haven't used any profanity.

      Delete
    29. Please don't show us any of your "pro tips"

      Delete
    30. Well, I'll take this time to inform you that either your JavaScript is out of date or you have it turned off because a 1/3 of the posts you make have white text. It's a coding feature to remove trigger words and curses.

      Every time you say a bad word, the whole post gets white out so most of us can't decipher it.

      Another pro-tip.

      Delete
    31. IT'S NOT WHITED OUT, Leave it as is! Your more likely to have trouble with the new version.

      Delete
    32. I did play just the tip with your mother last night, about 2 hours before I raided her medicine cabinet and sold her lithium to Leon.

      Delete
    33. 9:42 - it's fine to leave it as is but know the majority of people here can't see what you said because of white text on a white background.

      Have fun yelling at the wall. It's what it's like trying to have an intelligent discussion with PJ.

      Delete
    34. Nothing whited out over here Dan, everything up to date.

      Delete
    35. Good for you?

      Doesn't mean most of us can see it.

      Anytime you say g*y, any curse word, t*t*rh*l*, use Joe's full name, etc. most of us just see you name and whited out text.

      Delete
    36. What are you looking to buy? Uppers, downers, tranquilizers, herbs, fake herbs, liquids, powders?

      You must be specific in what you want to buy!

      Delete
    37. SkunkyMonkey has the best buds, Mike Brookreson has the best pain killers, Rush can shake up some mean mixers, Leon has all the anti-psychotics you may need, and word has it Shawn can get some good mushrooms from Bobo.

      Delete
    38. I hear Ro is the Heroin and Ecstacy King Pin of Long Beach too.

      Delete
    39. Don't do it Ernie! He sells bunk. He sold Lithium to Leon and it didn't help. Leon is still crazy.

      Delete
    40. Haha ernie trying so hard

      Delete
    41. I'm tired. I need some crank.

      Delete
    42. Love how Dan tried to cover his tracks up in here after initially displaying he knew all about the different types of brain meds. LOL. Poor Dan.

      Delete
  5. Replies
    1. Heck yeah im paid. Shawn pays me to make him look bad. 50 bucks an hour son

      Delete
  6. Joe Fizt is emailing me death threats and animal porn.

    ReplyDelete
  7. These comments aren't nearly as funny ever since they all started to mention joe. Let's get back to basics. Do you believe in bigfoot, why, or why not.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Obviously anon Joe/Ernie. Try harder

      Delete
    2. Joe is asleep Idiot! Your not helping our cause!

      LONG LIVE TROLLANDIA!

      Delete
  8. trolls unit. its time. its time for revolution and take over this blog..
    viva la trollia

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I'M THE HEAD TROLL, DON'T BE GIVING ORDERS TO THE OTHER TROLLS WITHOUT CHECKING WITH ME FIRST JACKA-S

      ALL-CAPS (VERIFIED)

      Delete
    2. fake AC ^^ pathetic troll is what you truly are!!

      Delete
  9. bigfoot? absurd. I'm waiting for the next squatchgate.

    ReplyDelete
  10. This video is a clever combination of two psychological manipulation technics. 1. "change the subject matter" so they will forget the "why Patty's feet are white" B.S. video that M.K. Davis just put out. And 2. "Ask the audience their opinion so that they feel like their opinion actually matters". It makes them feel like they are part of the research. It's obvious that M.K. Davis has other people directing him, because he is not smart enough to come up with these two mind manipulation techniques, on his own.

    The video does not change the past. M.K. Davis still just put out a complete BS video on "white feet" and a "sunbleached log", that proves his inability to consider all of the possibilities before reaching his own lunatic type opinion.

    ReplyDelete
  11. That was definitely some fast talkin jibber jabber.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. MK Davis is the fastest talker in Mississippi, 3 years running.

      Delete
    2. I don't like jibber jabber. Makes me wanna push somebody.

      Push em real harrd.

      Delete
    3. Push Dan, between the bad leg and drug use, he falls right over. Its funny, he kinda kicks around in a circle like a spider missing a couple legs. Thats why his mom keeps him in the basement!

      Delete
    4. OMG now THAT was funny! Almost peed my pants!

      Delete
  12. Did you-all notice how ole Danny-boy / Ball-boy ran through that list of meds, only someone on them could do that!

    If the shoe fits Danny ----- you misfit!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Be nice to troll killed and ya might get your pipes cleaned...

      Delete
    2. Drano down your wind-pipe is a distinct option along with a fake suicide note.

      Delete
  13. I'm a first time poster and a long time lurker. I just wanted to say this would be a decent site if it wasn't for the bitching, trolling and bullying. It really is pathetic that people resort to 'entertainment' by these means. And jokes about mothers? I thought people grew out of that after they hit puberty?

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Hey Anon 1:57 tell yo momma thanks for helping me through my puberty! Btw your sister aint a virgin no more!

      Delete
  14. Mike Sells with a tape machine. Again.

    ReplyDelete
  15. THIS IS THE OTHER ALL CAPS FROM TEXAS
    SHUT UP YOU ARE MAKING ME DIZZY!

    ReplyDelete
  16. NSA ALL ABOUTS.... FOR YOU SAFETY

    ReplyDelete
  17. This is the real deal!
    Alex MW

    ReplyDelete

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Bigfoot injured by a forest fire was taken away and hidden by the authorities, not even Robert Lindsay can top this story

Breaking: Derek Randles Releases Most Amazing Thermal Footage of Bigfoot Ever