Bigfoot Living in Detroit Ghetto


We know times are hard in Detroit, but is it so bad that bigfoot has taken over? According to one family driving around looking for a house, they spotted the beast living in an abandoned Detroit building.

“Hell, we were curious about it. I mean, you know, we were aware that we ain’t in no safe neighborhood, but we didn’t get out of the car or nothing. We see this hairy arm reaching out the window. I say what the hell, he gonna get cut that dude with the broken glass, man. Then a whole body coming out the window, looked like a monkey, only big damn monkey with a stick on the hand. Maybe about 7-ft tall. It had short, reddish hair. But hold on, the face was human looking, as crazy as it sounds. My wife kept telling me to drive away, so we did. I got to see the animal’s eyes and all, big and dark, with a huge head, like a triangle shape, kinda, know what I mean? Started hitting the ground with the branch or the stick or whatever it was holding. Kind of reminded me of what squirrels do with their legs when you approach them. But this was no damn squirrel,” Brown claimed.
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  1. The issue/challenge of modern replication of the PGF costume is an undefined concept that would end up being evaluated by those who already think that Patty is a real Bigfoot. If they say you haven't replicated her - then you haven't replicated her. This is because the entire question is placed upon and anticipated to be decided by those people. Their whim and fancy, no matter how ridiculous and unreasonable, is the goal of any such project. People are proposing to try to replicate the Patty costume to either prove or show that Patty is a hoax or the real thing. But such a project can't do that. The replication isn't Patty, whether she is in actuality fake or real.

    Any PGF replication effort would sidestep a control test. We don't really yet know if anybody can exactly replicate any known creature costume built by anyone else. And don't forget who are the judges of such. Anyone who says that you haven't replicated a creature costume counts as an inability to replicate that costume. Right? Or what?

    About the control test: Motivated persons should first try to replicate known Hollywood gorilla costumes from pre-1970. This is a huge project in itself. You need to exactly replicate a known gorilla costume in dynamic appearance to the satisfaction of everyone. Yes by gosh, there is no difference whatsoever to your new costume and that old one, and by golly we can't even tell them apart no matter how hard we try. In fact, we get confused as to which one is which and it is only the file metadata which allows us to make any distinctions.

    My suspicion is that folks would spend their whole lives and savings trying to exactly replicate a Hollywood gorilla costume circa 1965. Nope, you blew it again. Try adding some dust to that fake fur because the sheen just isn't a replication of what we see. Oops, too much dust now and we have another replication failure. Damn! why can't I make this gorilla costume look exactly like they did in the old days? Hell, mine looks even more like a real gorilla than theirs did. Oh right, hypothetical realism isn't the standard here. Exact replication is the control test.

    We've already got evidence that such control efforts are doomed and it is because of (surprise!) the mentality of the PGF believers. Dfoot was banned by the BFF 1.0 because he tried a version of a control test. He used PhotoShop (or something) to cut Patty from the PGF and paste her into different and modern surroundings. The crowd said that what they saw wasn't a real Bigfoot (they thought they were seeing his own replica suit), but they were looking at Patty herself. He was banned for hoaxing (cutting and pasting Patty without telling anyone he did it). Good Lord Kaboom! The Patty believers weren't even Patty believers.

    This is the reality. There are a handful of Bigfoot believers among the world of people. Of those, there are a handful of PGF believers. Those weirdos represent a mountain that mankind cannot climb. You shall not pass. Your pathetic Patty recreation shall not pass.

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    1. I lol'd at this:

      We've already got evidence that such control efforts are doomed and it is because of (surprise!) the mentality of the PGF believers. Dfoot was banned by the BFF 1.0 because he tried a version of a control test. He used PhotoShop (or something) to cut Patty from the PGF and paste her into different and modern surroundings. The crowd said that what they saw wasn't a real Bigfoot (they thought they were seeing his own replica suit), but they were looking at Patty herself. He was banned for hoaxing (cutting and pasting Patty without telling anyone he did it). Good Lord Kaboom! The Patty believers weren't even Patty believers.

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    2. Read the above?

      Enjoy your pwning?

      Didn't think so.

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    3. 2:28 that event was hilarious the footers claiming patty wasn't a real bigfoot, then when they found out it was actually patty they raged and banned the guy

      probably one of the biggest smackdowns in bigfooting history

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    4. ... Sorry, did you provide a magic monkey suit???

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    5. The only way to prove it is to put one down, and if a dozen or so hoaxers get blown away in the process, so be it...

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    6. sorry joe, you fail, miserably, enjoy your slice of pwnage, you earnt it

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    7. "He used PhotoShop (or something) to cut Patty from the PGF..." And no monkey suit, don't pwn anything I'm afraid.

      Stop deflecting, stop your special pleading, you know what you have to do and you can't do it... I wonder why??

      Got monkey suit?

      Didn't think so.

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    8. Oh... And total cry baby role reversal. The skepfools crying because the enthusiasts won't accept 'nothing but the goods'?!

      Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

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    9. joe is too dumb too understand that he got pwned

      ignorance is bliss I guess!

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    10. Bro... The day you show me how the PGF has trumped all efforts to replicate it, as well as trump 46 years of costume development, you'll pwn something. Until then, you're struggling... Your problem not mine.

      And time is running out as we have more and more DNA studies on the way and more and more people in the field.

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    11. Man, Afro Joe is up late tonight. Joe you got destroyed. And did you really just tell someone something about deflecting questions??? There he is folks, king hypocrite once again.

      Yes Joe, the magic monkey suit has been found. I happen to have a monkey suit just like the patterson suit. So yes, i do have magic monkey suit.

      On the other hand, do you have patty dirty diaper butt in your face? Yes you do. Now take your pwnage like you normally do.

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    12. 2:24 is the apex of smoked pwned ravaged skepfreaks.

      It's easy to tell the Blevins suit, for instance, from Patty. All this talk of 'Blevins has got the suit', isn't that persuasive when it's easily differentiated from what appears in the PGF.

      It's pretty obvious:

      http://bigfootbooksblog.blogspot.com/2011/03/leroy-blevins-unfinished-aborted.html

      A lot of skepfreaks need vision adjustments apparently.

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    13. ^ Kit #2!! Ha ha ha ha!!

      Oh and...

      http://youtu.be/wQr922oWdgY

      Oh... And before I forget...

      "Coo-coo!!"

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    14. Lol @ joe and the resident butthurt footer above not understanding the original post. DEEP PWNAGE.

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    15. Guys,check it out, Joe is left pwned so he is now breaking out the coo coo. You know what that means. Meltdown is imminent

      MMG

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    16. I suppose since the Patterson film has been proven to be genuine that I can read about in text books at UC Berkeley? It seems it would be an important subject. I eagerly await my anthropology professor's lecture.

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    17. Joe totally owns you guys

      -Ernie

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    18. ... Says the guy resorted to writing paragraphs about me and pretending to be MMG, as opposed to challenging the subject matter... Again!

      Ha ha ha ha!!!

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    19. LOL, but wait. The whole academic world is covering it up, right Afro Joe? Or maybe the professors are scared of losing there jobs, right Afro Joe? We have heard all your insane ideas before. You just make yourself look stupider time and time again. Now enjoy the schooling Afro.

      MMG

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    20. Hey Ernie!!! How are you bro?!

      These cry babies really need to get collaborating on a new suit to shut us up, eh? I mean... It should be simple, right?

      ; )

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    21. Hey Joe, I sent Mike be a photo and told him to forward you my e-mail. Hope you get it and will chat soon. The photo is of a strange dog with hand like paws. Sililar to the photo of the Racoon dog that was on Mulders world a couple days ago, but I don't think it was the same. Anyway, will chat soon!

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    22. Racism, it's ugly and shameful.

      -Ernie

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    23. 2:55...

      You're pretty much on the ball, in your breakdown you forget so soon, here's a thread about cover ups from earlier;

      http://bigfootevidence.blogspot.co.uk/2014/02/listen-bigfoot-hotspot-radio-bigfoot.html?m=0

      ... You have been lied to all through your country's short history. You're not the only ones, it happens... But it's time to wake up and think for yourself and not let fear make you do things like what you're doing now.

      I'll always be here to help you.

      ; )

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    24. Guys why cant we all get along. I love Joe like a brother. We should all love each other in the same way. Lets turn this blog into a stimulating place to be.

      -Ernie

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    25. Doing well Joe. It's really interesting that so many people stalk you in these forums. On the one hand, it's just sad for them. On the other, it certainly shows that you own them for the hyperstalking. They must be going ape shit throwing their own feces at the monitors in frustration.

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    26. Joe do you realize how stupid you sound to everyone. Yep, the world is covering up for bigfoot, for what purpose? None at all. Joe is nothing but an armchair researcher who enjoys bigfoot documentaries. You have no knowledge on bigfoot Joe. You have knowledge on 3 events, thats it. This is why the Welsh should never be allowed in America or anywhere near anything involving American ideas, even myths.

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    27. Ernie, you're a good man, god bless you, you will always have a friend in me bro.

      TBP!!

      Wow man, I can't wait to see that photo!!! Thanks for sending that to Mike, I'll get in touch with him now actually. Though... He's probably very busy, some very exciting times for Mike. Get my email address off him and contact me directly buddy. Id love to talk to you off this blog!

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    28. I didn't write 2:58 Joe

      -Ernie

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    29. No problem Joe. I do have lots of love for you man. I think if we all come together, we can find bigfoot in no time.

      -Ernie

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    30. 3:01... What purpose? Go and find out how much money your country would lose should the logging industry be set aside. Oh, and while you're at it, check out how many important Welsh people have had a hand in developing your country.

      ; )

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    31. LOL at 2:47 resident butthurt skeptool losing his way through original post and failing to comprehend posts 2:45 and 2:46. DEEPLY RAVAGED RECTUM.

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    32. WE dont want you here. You all should be deported. Along with all Brits as well.

      MMG

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    34. 2:47, I don't think 2:45 was commenting directly on the original post, but on the Blevins suit claims in general. A certain group keeps saying "we've got the suit" and point to the Blevins job, which is clearly an after-the-fact concerted effort to copy Patty, and it's obviously not what appears in the pgf.

      That being the case, why keep saying "we've got the suit" and naming Blevins over and over?

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    35. My other account no longer worked. This works now. Above removed was a test.

      Cheers,

      Ernie

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    36. Heya Eva! Long time. I stopped posting here for a bit, way too many trolls. Also, I was too lazy to create a proper account till today.

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    37. I wondered where you were,glad your back xx

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    38. An ernie street avatar troll is on the way

      MMG

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    39. I have the original Patty suit in my garage. If you can't prove that I don't have the suit, then Patty is not real.

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  2. Don't be offended joe. But let's say patterson did hoax a bf. the first thing you do after is destroy the evidence so know one can prove it out rite. So saying no suite over and over is useless.my reply over and over would be he destroyed it. Sorry

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    1. Afro Joe knows this. He is a paid troll by Shawn. Doesnt even live in Wales. He is paid to talk about the fake Patty film 24/7 to add drama to the blog. Shawn wants him to get hated on, as it provides web traffic. Afro Joe is just like John Spoke, both are trolls, just like all the rest of us. Long live Trollandia

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    2. MAGIC MONKYE SUIT

      LEAPING REUSSIAN YETI

      MAGIC MONKEY SUIT

      SYKES IN FULL SWING

      MONKEY SUIT MONKEY SUIT!!

      ZANA 100% MODERN HUMAN BIGFOOT MONKEY APE

      DERP DERP

      INDIAN BURIAL SMITHSONIAN MIB COVERUPS!! GIANT SKELETONS AND ERALY SETTLERS DIARYS!!!


      ALIENS!!!

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    3. ^ That right there sums up all of Afro Joes bigfoot knowledge. He knows nothing more and will always resort to one of the above. He posts links all day, yet no one ever visits them. We know what they will be. As we come to the end of another day, take notice of how hard Joe was pwned today. Schooled beyond belief. So much so, that he stayed up all night to take his schooling

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    4. Not necessarily... The suit should at least be replicated with the materials we have now that weren't even available back then, but it can't. A broke cowboy managing to accomplish what a BBC budget (for example) couldn't replicate? There's nothing that comes close to the realism of Patty; if it's fake we should at least manage something similar and we can't.

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    5. And yet again, Joe is back to the Patty film and Roger Patterson. Thanks for proving my point Afro Joe

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    6. Honestly, what's with the "Afro Joe" crap? Why would it make any difference if Joe was black? All you are doing is announcing yourself as a bigot. I don't agree with much of what Joe has to say, but on this point I will come to his defense.

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    7. I like the song Mr. Bojangles

      -Ernie

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    8. ... And here comes the looooooooooong paragraphs about me. This is how it is;

      You bring up the PGF, I school you, you cry and write ten million paragraphs about me calling me a hypocrite, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat...

      You're pathetic and need to man up, what type of person brings it up, get's tuned and then cries like a baby for ten posts?

      Answers on a post card.

      ; )

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    9. Oh, and I'm not black and am repulsed that anyone should use that as an insult.

      Karma don't care who you are and where you hide... Has no time limit either.

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    10. Wow, look at Joe above leave those paragraphs. yep, there he is folks, king hypocrite again. And look how the Patty film is brought up again. When no one asked about it at all. Yep, thats afro Joe

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    11. You're like a Stokholm Syndrome ridden version of the guy from Funny Games; delusional and psychotic to boot.

      You being it up and then cry and cry and cry and cry...

      "Boo-hoo"

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    12. K Joe, this is me, the real Ernie. 3:03 was not me, neither were a few of the above.

      Cheers.

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    13. lots of people seeing bigfoots also seeing GRAYs

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    14. ^ Joe trying to avoid saying coo coo, so switched to boo hoo. Good thing hes calling it a night, otherwise a meltdown would surely occur

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    15. Might be reptilian humanoids they been here for years, lots of people disappear in Detroit could be taken by the reptilians for experiments

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    16. It might just be time for an Ernie Time avatar troll

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    17. 2:48, I thought you were Sharon Shill at first with "derp derp" and all caps, but the atrociously fumbling spelling says no, unless Sharon is a bit tipsy today.

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    18. Sharon! ya ready for a big dick?

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  3. Say patty is real. I'm fine with that. Why not? Maybe he got lucky and filmed the last of these creatures. Because since then and I'm going to use your words with today's technology in video and sound and every one with a camera. Pgf is the best you got. Every photo or vid taken is useless. I just find it hard to believe a film from the 60s is the best you got.

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    1. I'm a diff anon then your other guy

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    2. Check out 'Leaping Russian Yeti' (MK Davis version) on YouTube.

      Calling it a night all! See ya all tomorrow for another gazillion posts calling me a hypocrite!

      Ha ha ha ha!!

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    3. Whats that? Joe talking about Leapin Russian? Are you serious. He never has done that before.

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  4. Detroit bigfoots eats U fer shure

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  5. A massive GRAY base in Detroit would explain a lot, why Detroit is mostly uninhabited, GRAYs using the base to collect DNA for cloning

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    1. grays abouts in Detroit for sure. lots of folks go missing in Detroit been going on for years.

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  6. Matt and Bobo next bigfoot investigation Detroit might catch bigfoot off its guard being in the city!

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  7. Renee can do her solo investigation in Detroit proper, find bigfoot for sure.

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  8. Too bad, the situation in Detroit. I quite like the style of that house.

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  9. Chinese buying large parts of Detroit for international zone..

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  10. If Bob Heronious wore the suit, how come his replica looks like shit, and how come his story changed with regards to what the suit was made from? He's a liar. Patty in the film has way too many natural characteristics to be fake.

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  11. I agree Ernie,Patty's real without a doubt,i'm off to bed catch you later xx

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  12. Matt a guru on bigfoots he been tracking them for years

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  13. Its just "TEd Nugent" looking to bag a T martin.Remeber it was coming right at me and I was not..um I was afraid

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  14. Joe and others are truly naïve when it comes to what lengths hoaxers will go to in order to pull off a convincing hoax. Roger Patterson was a charlatan, pure and simple. People who knew him said that he was of dubious reputation. He was a shady character who was known to borrow money from people and never pay them back. Just the fact that he tried to make a low budget fictitious bigfoot movie before the famous 1967 film should clue people in that the Patty footage was yet another attempt to make money with bigfoot (which Patterson did with the PGF).

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    1. Yes, why are people too blind to see this. Patterson was a BSing con man who continues to con people 40 years after his death.

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  15. planet of the apes had the best costume people in the business in those years and they said they couldn't make such a suit,Its not a question if bigfoot is real the real question is will you accept it!

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  16. bigfooots all abouts, folks know about them for years

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