Rick Dyer Passing Off Lord of The Rings Dwarf As "Hank" (Updated)
Here it is folks -- Hank, modeled after a character from Lord of the Ring. This is supposedly the "Bigfoot" Rick Dyer claimed to have shot. In 2008, Rick Dyer tried to hoax the world by saying he shot and killed a Bigfoot, but his entire plan to take the body on a tour was brought to a grinding halt when Squatchdetective Steve Kulls exposed his fake Bigfoot-in-a-freezer. It's now 2014 and Dyer is pulling the same strings, but this time, he's moving full steam ahead regardless of his "Bigfoot" being a cheap knockoff of a dwarf from Peter Jackson's Lord of the Ring.
 |
| Dwarf from Lord of the Ring |
In 2008, Dyer was caught trying to pass a costume loaded with real meat as being a dead Bigfoot
First Bitches
ReplyDeleteMonumental First I might add!!!
Deleteo shiteth! i could of had this.
DeleteMy life is complete....not sure what else I can accomplish to eclipse this magical milestone.
DeleteI will go down as "The Best Firster That Ever Lived"!!!!
"Frostless freezer' - CLASSIC
DeleteCheck it out!!
Delete3 legged black bear walks upright!
http://youtu.be/76OgQ0iH_cA
Cool Dan. it looks just like ----------------------------------------------
Deletea THREE LEGGED BEAR
Doesn't look a thing like the Squatch I saw. Remember how people sayt they are fast??? Not here so much huh!
I don't know how monumental that shit is but if it is as good of evidence as he claims in his comments I may owe his ass an apology
ReplyDeleteIf I only had a nickel for every time the footer community claimed good evidence was coming soon then maybe I could quit this NSA disinformation job.
DeleteFooters dont get it. They NEED hoaxers,otherwise there is no bigfooting.
DeleteBULLSHIT.
DeleteWe need hoaxers as much as we need trolls trollin BF sites.
Plenty of good work going on in the field but I won't bore your lobotomized mind with the details.
MMG
I'm going to go out on a limb and say MMG is a fan of H.P. Lovecraft.
DeleteI'm going out on a limb and say MMG has never sern a bigfoot.
DeleteLove old HP! First thing you ever got right about me Dan.
DeleteTake the day off!
Never had an 'encounter'. Not a 'knower' neither.
Open to the possible existance of Sasquatch.
Just love these 'evangelical' types. Keep up the good work boys. I'm sure someone cares.
MMG
I'm open to the possibility, just skeptical of the reality.
DeleteAre you from America, MMG?
Sounds fair enough Dan.
DeleteMMG
American?
DeleteNo siree. I'm Welsher than a Welshman.
MMG
Australian?
DeleteSo your posts are always after 1am?
DeleteYou and Joe must tag team this place, he's the day watcher (looking at you Todd!) and you're the night man (looking at you It's Always Sunny!).
I'm in the same boat you are, MMG. I just don't like it when people like Joe shove shit down everybody's throat and than insult us if we don't see eye to eye with him or disagree with his theorys.
DeleteLol Dan.
DeleteI work long hours and have a family to keep me busy so I'm on here when I get left alone for a few minutes.
I'm a busy guy so hell knows when I'm on here next.
Anon - Don't sweat the Joe stuff. He takes the subject very seriously and reacts to the BS he gets on here which is understandable. Just try not provoking him 24/7! :)
MMG
I hear ya MMG, its just that not all skeptics are skeptards and not all anons are trolls and I wished he'd realize that. Thank you for your insight.
DeleteDon't make up excuses for Joe's actions and volatile behavior, thanks.
DeleteDeep down you know he's as whacked as the majority of the BFF.
You just enjoy poking sticks at so called skeptics that slighted you a long time ago. You wouldn't crack gay jokes all the time if you didn't have that chip on your shoulder.
I'm gay myself so i'm allowed to crack gay jokes!
DeleteMMG
Only skeptards get identified as skeptards; reasonable normal skeptics don't.
Delete^not around here my friend. People with legitimate inquiries get eaten alive by people like joe. That why most of us have left this blog. Hell, I only tune in a couple times a week these days and its the same shit every time. This blog has gone to shit because of folks like Joe and trolls alike. Ever since that damn war on travis its gotten tragically worse.
DeleteWhat was this "war on Travis" ? I don't think I was here for that.
DeleteOdd that Joe's appearance coincides with the end of the 'war on Travis' era. Final nail in the coffin??
DeleteJoe has driven many people into anonymity and forced others to abandon ship altogether.
The only thing that gets eaten alive by Joe is a mouthful of cocks.
Delete
Delete:0 /nasty
Joe was here long before the war, he just wasnt a troll back then. Insulting the very group of people he belongs to and shit.
DeleteJoe got butthurt by the trolls instead of ignoring them, now he's just a hater. And a pwned by dan hater at that! Cut and paste some more Joe!
DeleteWhere's Joe, I want to wish him a happy new year. Will 2014 be the year of the Bigfoot? Stay tuned for further evidence.
DeleteOK, If they performed an autopsy, they would shave him atleast where the incision would be. And Autopsies are preformed with a "Y" incision not a straight "zipper" line. This is truly ridiculous. He truly didn't do his homework on this one.
DeleteAlso MMG is Welsh?!
DeleteThis adds credibility to the Bigfoot community
Seriously Fotters, do you want Wales to conquer our territory?
So what do we have since I was last here?
DeleteLots of bitchin and crying.
No wonder Joe stomps all over you guys.
Weak.
MMG
Not that you should give a Fuck, but i was born in Wales, left there when I was 5/6 years old. Lived in Scotland till i was 12
DeleteMoved to America when I was 13. been back to Scotland 20 times, Wales only once. still have relatives in both areas.
Don't you see the Irony?
John W. Jones Spoke
I say good luck to him...money/fools...parts...something like that.
ReplyDeleteHey H. Just wondering how the Ole Taterhoe is holding up?
Deletetaterhole
DeleteHi H long time no see or read
DeleteH,how's the taterhole holding up?Glad the Doc cleared the shit out of your eyes.
DeleteThe doctor transplanted the shit out of my eyes and grafted it to my taterhole for added lubrication.
DeleteH
sounds legit
Deletecheesus thats hank? i guess with the 9 million dollar from the investors were too cheap to at least use a chebacca halloween mask.
ReplyDeleteThat is XACTLY like the bigfoot I saw. Except the fur was darker, and the snout was longer. Also it shot at me.
DeleteHi Harry (and his wife)!
ReplyDeleteAnother chick
Hello happy new year to you
DeleteHow are you
DeleteH is The Bomb.
DeleteWhat's goin on rush
DeleteJust hang in' low Bandini, how about you?
DeleteRush
He's claiming MRI pet ct and other scans I just don't see the lack of decomp did he explain that
ReplyDeleteWelp I going with that decomposition looks all wrong but hey I hope he makes me eat my words
DeleteYou'll get nothing and like it.
DeleteI know I'm sorry I got excited for a second
DeleteShawn, You should post the tent video still and the movie still next to it. Might give us all some context.
ReplyDeleteits three different bigfoots. can he make up his mind on which is the real fake hank. the clip from the movie i heard was his buddy you see in other pics. they should just come clean.
DeleteShould have said obvious context my bad. Unfortunately Dyer isn't going anywhere soon...Unless someone breaks into the Camper!!
DeleteMy Bigfoot body was stolen by Bigfoot!!!
Rollin rollin rollin, keep those campers rollin, rawhide!!!
DeleteThe only context here is 4:16 is a complete moron.
Delete6:40 = butthurt MMG
DeleteShawn will post nothing, and you'll definitely like it.
Delete6:40 = torn taterhole
DeleteThey are a type of little people.
ReplyDeleteMy Dwarfsquatch will kick your Dwarfsquatch's ass.
DeleteDon't be politically incorrect. ^
DeleteYou should be hibernating, bear. This is how Dan Shirley gets your hair tuft and proclaims it as Squatch.
Delete"There's only 1 animal that comes in here and eats those apples"
DeleteYea its called a bear.
Are you saying Travis saw Fozzie?
DeleteMMG
I can't say for certain but he was fired from Denny's.
DeleteThey are a type of little people with big feet.
DeleteHe was not sealed properly before going into the freezer. Its got frost bite all over it.
ReplyDeleteIs the Squatch Wiener intact??? Damnit Rick you just had to bring old Hank down to your level!!!
DeleteIt broke off when Rick dropped frozen Hank off the table. (subconscious inadequacy issues) Rick and the gnome minions are currently trying to reattach it. Superglue doesn't work on frozen peners. Now they are trying packing tape.
Deleteyour a complete and total moron. Anyone who thinks for one millisecond that rick dyer isnt hoaxing again, deserves the ridicule that bigfooters get from the world. Anyone who believes a word of this is a sap. Yep that especially includes you Robert Lindsay
DeleteWe need a hoaxer prison!
ReplyDeleteIf we had one, it would be filled to capacity in no time!
DeleteWell at least it looks more realistic than the PGF suit.
ReplyDeleteHehhehehheh
DeleteTrue dat
DeleteStoopid diaper butted monkey costume
Trollin Trollin Trollin Rawhide!
DeleteFrom all that Taterholin Rawhide!
MMG
+1000
Delete+10000000000
Delete+10000000000000000
DeleteIsn't that cute? A few skeptards here are back on 24/7 diaper duty.
DeletePity Shawn doesn't repost the African girl raised by animals and the gymnast bigfoot vids, which both show weirdly enormous buttocks and put this idiotic obsession to bed.
Pity that you're such a tightwad that you can't take a joke.
DeleteIn the words of Joey 'Coco' Diaz in his Alex Jones appearance; "If you can't take a joke take a shuttle!"
Wait...you're saying a black chick with a big ass is weird??
DeleteI say a black chick with a flat ass is much more weird!
Daniel, will you "please".....SHUT...THE...FUCK...UP?!
DeleteDude, you annoy the shit out of me, you stupid son of a
Bitch!! Now, go fuck yourself!!
Dans a racist pos.
Delete^^ Butthurt MMG
DeleteIf I say anything to Dan I'll sig it.
DeleteNo mystery here bucko.
MMG
I think I will change things up a bit and load my caulking gun with black raspberry jam tonight.
ReplyDeleteHa Ha what a clown ... clowns scare me
ReplyDeleteLol dyer is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteIf you are in footery because you think bigfoot is real then you are going to get nowhere.
If you can accept its a myth and just have a good laugh with it then you can have fun with it. Of course dyer knows hes not fooling anyone its just a bit of fun.
Its hilarious all these people calling him out for being a hoaxer. That would be like going to the mall and calling out a santa clause for not being real.
Footery is all about the campfire stories, the mystery and putting on a good hoax. Patterson started it all off with his monkey costume and laughs were had. Of course he knew noone would take it seriously its just a bit of fun. (Little did he know of the sweaty yetis of this world)
Footers these days are poor in comparison because they think bigfoot is a real creature. Talk about a buzzkill. So instead of a good monkey suit prank with at least a bit of effort for a back story you get people presenting cows or humans on thermal as a bigfoot. Poor.
Dyer is the only footer in the modern era staying true the bigfooting roots. Putting out an obvious hoax and having fun with it.
If he can piss off the people who actually believe bigfoot is real then good luck to the guy. They deserve it.
You deserve my foot up your ass.
DeleteWorthless troll f*ck.
How ya like them apples?
MMG
You make me smile.
DeleteDon't you think these other hoaxers can put out something better than a thermal though?
Just kidding! LOL!
DeleteKisses!
MMG
The elders speak of standing on that mountain top at the dead of night on a new moon in pure silence. They say if you listen hard enough and have a soul strong as the 4 winds and a spirit as noble as the mighty buffalo, you can hear the faint sounds of MMG's jimmies rustling softly in the distance.
DeleteSasquatch comes from the Native American word Sasquatchaha, meaning “Oh my God what the fuck is wrong with them?"
DeleteYou want some Campbell?
DeleteDidn't think so.
Mom says your hot pockets will be ready in 5.
Zip up now.
Mom says you should not be showing your sexual organs to children no more.
MMG
Shh...even Marlee Matlin can hear your Jimmies rustling.
DeleteHad to look that up in the 'Urban Dictionary'.
DeletePretty meh Dan.
MMG
Shh...do not fear the rustle.
DeleteLaughs were had?
DeleteOh yeah, when Hackham and Hilarious released their blinding versions of Patty, one a Strutting Orange Stick Man (hell yeah dead ringer for Patty whoopie), the other a three pic stop motion jerk motion mess of a large man doing the twerkdance in a bad ape suit.
Oh yeah, and the skeptardical JREFers hold these two examples up as proof PGF is fake. Hilarious hoodwinked Kitakrazy and Krew, causing a flurry of backpeddling and racing ahead with new theories in an effort to match Patty to one Hilarious photo.
Didn't work.
Hilarious disagrees with Kitakrazy.
Problem, that.
Hilarious was Kitakrazy's hero.
Then Hilarious demolished Kitakrazy's theory by using arm extensions in his lovely three pic montage of a hairy assed twerkdance.
Wow they is Brite Wuns, them Jayrefers, phew.
Brains left at the door.
Critical thinking?
Hey, you're right? I am critical of your thinking.
Well, let's not be rash. I wouldn't quite call it thinking.
Who's got a rash?
DeleteIf you're over the age of 24 and regularly use the word 'twerk' then you may want to reevaluate your midlife crisis.
DeleteBtw your butthurt is showing.
Someone got a rash from twerking?
DeleteI think I caught something from Miley, that skank!
DeleteI was a skeptic until today. Rick has convinced me that bigfoot is real.
ReplyDeleteI doubt it.
DeleteWe will always remember exactly where we were when Rick Dyer revealed the first specimen of bigfoot.
ReplyDeleteAgain.
I hope the government don't take this one away like the last 4 he had
DeleteFourth catacomb on the left, right next to the Joe Fitzpeener/Stretch Armstrong exhibit.
DeleteWhich subterranean level are we talking about?
DeleteD0-D8 or are we speaking of top secret clearance stuff??
Oh no! I've said to much.
Which level has the ancient aliens artifacts on it? I want to see those batteries they had and those anti gravity devices.
DeleteThey have the skeleton of Arnold Hillbraun, who was 8 feet tall and invented the 'Peppie', which was a smoothie made from ghost peppers. He died in 1806 and is still on fire.
DeleteAsbestos lined coffin?
DeleteNot a bad effort I suppose.
ReplyDeleteBetter than the other hoaxes of last year (fake dna study, the thermals, the trackways etc)
Yeah but Melba actually bilked much more money than Dyer did. Uncle Wally lined her pockets nicely.
DeleteI think dyer does it for the love not money
DeleteRelated, music starts at 1:55.
DeleteMoney for Nothin'
Ketchum study passed peer review.
Deletehttp://bf-field-journal.blogspot.com/p/blog-page_18.html
Not so fake. Not quite.
Haha that explains purchasing her own journal to publish the paper and charging money for it.
DeleteOnly the scientific community can prove whether this body is real or fake. Dyer has just challenged the TV show "Bigfoot Bounty" to expose his claim so let's see what happens.
ReplyDeleteHow stupid are you?? Hey lets give all the guys at San Quentin the benefit of the doubt too, b/c they are trust worthy like Dyer. Why dont you send him money, im sure he appreciates guys like you
DeletePJ's gonna need a clear shot of the dwarf's taterhole to verify the validity from Wales. MMG...stand by. Over.
ReplyDeleteLOL!! Sorry but that is hilarious! Almost peed my pantaloons!
DeleteThanks, I try to give the people what they want.
DeleteWA
By people you mean the same guy right.
DeleteIf you reply to your own posts leave it longer than a minute or two next time.
Far too obvious. Far too stupid.
MMG
I don't reply to my own posts, numb sac. Yet another thing you think you've figured out which you clearly have not. Go on more vacations without internet access please.
DeleteThanks,
WA
Shh...your jimmies may stop rustling soon.
DeleteSup Ball Boy.
DeleteMMG is one bitter dude, zero sense of humor whatsoever and zero Sasquatch evidence whatsoever. Have a damn coke and a smile.
DeleteSup stupid.
DeleteWatching MMG go bonkers. I see you have been rustling Harry's jimmies recently. You really made him upset ball boy.
Delete?
DeleteBonkers?
DeleteFrom the guy who got so pwned on a Bigfoot blog he thought that showing his testes to minors would somehow be a good idea.
I hope the counselling helps Dan.
MMG
I know that's right MMG!
DeleteDid I just hear some rustling?
DeleteDefinitely the rustling of MMG's jimmies.
A couple guys on here are always 1 stick jab away from a complete meltdown. They wear their "kick me" signs well.
DeleteWhy did Shawn allow Campz back on here after committing a felony?
DeleteWhy no consequences?
Are you kidding? Dan's testiscles was the second highest ranked thread on BFE ever, right behind Bandini's Sierra reach around.
DeleteShh...you're jimmies are rustled. It shall pass in time.
DeleteDan's beanbags are the most credible voices on the chin of the Bigfoot community.
DeleteDan's beanbags look more credible than Patty's pendulous tits.
Deletelooks nothing like the "hank sketch" according to musky allen
ReplyDeleteReally?
DeleteYou're a special kind of stupid.
There is no Bigfoot.
Now don't go and jump off a bridge, it'll be ok.
So says inmate number 6:09 of the Institute of Skeptardia, from whom all sharp objects have been taken, and who gets 26 minutes of internet time per day while under strict supervision.
DeleteWas committed after being prevented from jumping off a bridge.
Shh...your butthurt is showing.
DeleteYes it is thanks to you Dan. And you said that you were going to use Buodreaux Butt Paste on me.Liar.
DeleteDon.
That's is IT! Enough! I'm out!
ReplyDeleteYou'll go nowhere and like it.
DeleteOkay
DeleteMY sweet,sweet, Anon 6:52 ,, I like you,,,yer my kind of weak bitch, Let's meet !! BIG JOHN STUD !! huh,huh,huh,
DeleteThe only shocking thing here is that this was picked up by an ABC affiliate and not Fox 'News,' the leader of bullshit propaganda.
ReplyDeleteObviously you've never tuned into an MSNBC program.
DeleteAnon at 6:38,if you mean KSAT in San Antonio it's NBC.
DeleteThey're all in on it together. The government pays them to enforce societal denial. Open your eyes people! They're freaking everywhere! Shhh! Did you hear that?
DeleteHear what?You're turds hitting the bottom of your jar?
Delete6:46 It says ABC right on the screen logo.
Deleteo shiteth.. here we go again with a new conference with "scientists" and data going public. at 5 bucks a pop he is liable to make some serious lettuce.
ReplyDeletelord of the bigfoot has doll hair.. excuse me while I roflmgdmfao...
ReplyDeletelol
Faux Foot!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOk soooo whats up with the advertisements for video game porn?
ReplyDeleteKeywords posted here and past google searches bring up advertisements that are supposed to be relevant to your interests.
DeleteUmmm, I am a woman lol! I think anyone on here is going to get it.
DeleteUmm then someone on our computer has been searching for related links. They might clear history but aren't clearing cookies, etc. welcome to 1997
Deletehaha busted ... some searching porn
DeleteSorry, nope.
DeleteThe fools on here who think Rick Dyer isnt hoaxing again deserve to be taken for a ride and to have your bank accounts cleaned out. Anyone who believes this man needs to head on over to Robert Lindsay's blog. He has a love affair with the man, and as we speak is telling the world how real this is.
ReplyDeleteAnd yet the same stupid thing keeps coming up, "freezer burn". Okay people, as someone in the medical field who has seen many dead bodies, and many different frozen animal corpses and pieces/ whole human bodies (via medical school), frost bite has a distinct pattern and appearance. And this pathetic hoax has no freezer burn, or no anything, b/c its fake. Anyone who even thinks this may be real, or is even ready to give it the benefit of the doubt, has some serious issues, and needs to rethink there level of common sense. But when the average guy paying Dyer and believing Dyer is the same person who watches Finding Bigfoot and Mountain Monsters and thinks that they now know how to find bigfoot. Heck why not believe Tim Fatsano, team tazer, snowwalkerprime, stacybrownjr, and all the other clowns. Hello, they are all hoaxers
TLDR
DeleteAnd just how does one go about finding the beast?
Certainly not by relying on this site to tell you where it is
DeleteAnd the clay molding on that pathetic excuse for a face is even worse than the Todd Standing puppet video
ReplyDeleteGimlin is saying that Hank looks just like Patty.
DeleteSure he is Rick. Especially since Gimlin got to see Pattys face from a few inches away......oh wait...no he didnt. But he got to look at it through a scope so he would know......oh wait, no he didnt. Nice try Ricky, but its a laughable excuse for a bigfoot face
Deletegimli the bigfoot - lol
ReplyDeleteLooks legit to me. Why isn't this national news ?
ReplyDeleteBecause idiots like yourself are too busy supporting gun control and praising Obama. How stupid can you get. For your sake i hope you were being sarcastic
DeleteIt's Lord of the Rings, not Ring.
ReplyDelete