Cliff Barackman's Essential Bigfoot Gear
Finding Bigfoot's Cliff Barackman recently published an article on his essential items for bigfooting that all squatchers need to take into the field. Cliff isn't just a TV celebrity, he's a well known and respected bigfoot field researcher. Not only does his article explain what you need in the field, but Cliff also tells you why. With Cliff's advice, you might have that one item in your pack that could prove bigfoot is real once and for all:
"Bigfoot data is extremely rare and difficult to find. Signs of the passing of a sasquatch are subtle at best, and it takes many years of experience to start developing one’s eyes to “see”. It is much like looking at a patch of ground. After a few moments of examining say a three foot square section of forest floor, one notices a carpenter ant crawling along. Almost immediately after noticing this ant, the twenty or so other ants in this square of ground seemingly jump out at your eyes, and you notice that the area is covered with them. When you learn what you’re looking for, it’s easier to find it. I’ve been doing the bigfoot thing for a long time now, and bigfoot evidence is never easy to find, but without knowing what one is looking for, it’s almost impossible."
You can read the entire article and check out Cliff Barackman's list on his website cliffbarackman.com which you can reach by clicking right here.
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DeleteClifford seems to be acting like a no-it-all lately. and what's up with bo-bo's walk also. that last show he had the itchy balls walk going on. him and matt are getting so fat that i'm surprised they even go into the woods anymore. and somebody please get that lez-be-friend a f-ing hair stylist(hole licker your on national t.v. for sasquatch's sake) WTF show some enthusiasm finding bigfoot or you'll be finding new viewers. cause this same old same old is getting real OLD!
ReplyDelete^^^^^ SparkleCake
DeleteIt's taken him so long to train his eyes to "see" that he's never actually saw a bigfoot. Crazy.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, his 5th essential item? 1 taterhole.
Cliff's been doing the "Big foot thing" for a long time. So long in fact, he's never seen one! Yet he is telling everybody how to do it. He noticed the ants, but doing so, he missed the big foot walking by!
ReplyDeleteBelieve me, this guy, has no clue what he is doing. He should stay home get fatter, and play with his Puppets!
Ask yourself this ; The Finding Big foot show has now been on, 4 years! With apx 60 episodes aired so far. They mostly use the "Standard by the Big foot book" methods of "Wood knocking",
ReplyDelete'Call Blasting" and "At night investigations" and what have they shown us for their methods, NOTHING!
In life, in almost any profession, you try some new idea once, twice or three times and they all fail. Shouldn't you by that time, think of changing your tactics or methods?
An ungoverned, vivid imagination is essential.
ReplyDeleteCliff B. is skinny and has shirtsleeves. Nor does he wear a funny hat. Obviously not a real bigfoot researcher.
ReplyDeleteBigfoot snack, wouldnt make a good meal for a bigfoot, and he would be the 1st bigfooter to get into Dave Paulides.
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ReplyDeletebetter the 'hawks' than that "MARSHAL, MARSHAL, RAM, RAM, OMAHA" !! bronco idiot Q,B peyton manning!! ,,,,,, just saying also ! : ) J. STUD.
DeleteBigfoots eatin U rite proper like - and leaves nuthin behin becawz
ReplyDeletethay bez eatin all types of critters fer shure
Bigfoots are real asks Matt Moneymaker
ReplyDeleteTits and cunts
ReplyDeleteMatt the bigfoot guru
ReplyDeleteCliff is kinda hot
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