The Bigfoot World News Issue #1 Is Out! And It's Funny!


Matt Knapp has created his first edition of Bigfoot World News Issue #1. It's fricking hilarious. Check it out at Bigfoot Cross Roads blog:

Link: http://www.bigfootcrossroads.com/2013/12/bigfoot-world-news-parody_11.html

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  1. pgf is a bloke in a suit already proven so not sure why there are still people that believe in bigfoot? seems pretty crazy.

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    1. I would love to see proof of that... And you people claim we're delusional?

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    2. no proof required, never was, until you can prove this "bigfoot" (lol) exists then its a bloke in a suit

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    3. That's not how it works, we have provided you a Bigfoot, we have a costume expert applying his analyisis, now you debunk it...

      If you can't then there is your Bigfoot and you lose.

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    4. You SHUT YOUR MOUTH when you're talking to me, PJ!

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    5. "You People" are a type of people.

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    6. 9:10 is a covert intelligence group guy assigned to talk gibberish...

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  2. Me thinks that, that picture of a Wolf Joe and Mike posted the other day, was a dog in a Wolf's suit!

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  3. Anybody!

    Who is the BEST big foot researcher today in America?

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    1. WangAnus is definitely an up and comer in the Squatch research field....a very close second to Deep Sea Self Award Disembodied Taterhole fish. I think whichever one is next to show us a monkey teaching humans how to crush leaves will take the crown for sure.

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  4. Apparently for footers it is not a problem that in 2 photos that Roger claims are from the same day he seems to have grown a full beard in a matter of hours. Footers are dancing through hoops trying to explain that one away. Only morons still try to defend the PGF, it really is shameless.

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    1. You people are 'dancing around hoops' looking for every other unfounded claim, rumor or lie, rather than show us a suit that wasn't manufacturable in the late 60's.

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    2. @ 9:15
      Are you the clown who pretended to have found the P/G suit ?

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    3. no need for a suit, its already beyond doubt its fake

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    4. That's not how it works, we have provided you a Bigfoot, we have a costume expert applying his analyisis, now you debunk it...

      If you can't then there is your Bigfoot and you lose.

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    5. Morons are a type of igg-nant people.

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    6. They provided us a Bigfoot but we were all distracted

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    7. 9:24 covert dude again...

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  5. Why is it, that so many Big foot researchers are hoaxers?
    We have:
    1. Ivan Marx
    2. Tom Biscardi
    3. Rick Dyer
    4. Todd Standing
    5. Tim Fasiano
    6. Derek Randalls
    7. Justin Smejia
    8. Timbergiant
    9. Squatch Ontario
    10. Matt MoneyMaker
    11. Dr. Johnson
    12. ?
    13?
    14?
    15?

    Hhow many more could be added to this list?
    Why do they Hoax? (aren't they good enough)?

    I would really like a Mature, intelligent answer Please?

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    1. When the creature they are trying to prove exists is in fact an imaginary creature then the only way to put forward evidence for the imaginary creature is to hoax or put forward ambiguous or misleading evidence.

      Source: See the last 50 years of bigfootery.

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    2. The attitude you have is firstly because it is easy for you. As opposed to actually applying the intelligence it demands to debunk sources of evidence, you can merely apply denial and cynicism, it's so much easier and you want look silly when your points get exposed.

      Secondly, the reasons behind a sudden influx of people like Dyer, Marx, Biscardi & Timbergiant are regularly ignored. Bigfoot is now popular culture. It is now also an avenue for considerable income to have hits on a YouTube channel. That doesn't make this field BS because you can't get your head around that; it merely makes it evident of people's new found attention for the subject in the same way UFO's did in the 90's. There are hundreds of hoaxed UFO videos, however because the majority of people are open to such things, people don't suggest that the whole subject is BS just because there are hoaxes out there. It took me a couple of attempts to get this through three or four people's' heads yesterday, but let's just say we grew up in a society where we could go to museums and see countless examples of giant skeletons... Inumerable examples... Then the idea of giant wild people living in the deep wilderness areas of the country wouldn't see so far fetched, would it?

      Out of that list that you put together, only four are known hoaxers by the way.

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    3. Same reason big boned people see ghosts look at me I've got a problem I've got a special talent I've got ghost in meemaws trailer so mostly it's just being attention whores

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    4. I come back after a couple days absence and PJ is a Welsh/North American Wildlife Expert. Glad to hear you are trying to gain knowledge on EXISTING animals. So good, on that. What's next....MMG sprouts his first pube and proclaims SASQUATCH EXISTS!?!

      Good times on the good ole taterholeevidence.blogspot.YGNALI.edu site.

      With Love,
      WangAnus

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    5. You'll make me blush. Oh and by the way... Sasquatch ain't an animal.

      You were welcome.

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    6. Ahhhh....that's right. No monkeys, Just giant hairy turds.

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    7. Other well know hoaxers include:

      12. Rod Johnson
      13. Jack Mehoff
      14. Balls McLongcock
      15. Tater Holeswollen

      Looking for any more mature intelligent answers? If so, let me know. I've got plenty more.

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    8. Big Red is NOT a hoax. REAL hair on a creature standing taller than 6'4". Only a skeptard would deny REAL footage .

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    9. How Dave Shealy and his brother?

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    10. You forgot Albert Ostman, Mike Sells and Shaq.

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  6. Staff statement: I'm approving this topic for the time being; although, there is a huge potential for it to turn into a war zone between skeptics and proponents. If there is any civility issues whatsoever, I will close it. Carry on......

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    1. There are no skeptics that post here. If they were really Bigfoot skeptics they wouldn't be bothered.

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  7. Musky Dick Ryders Gay Ass Lover AllenSaturday, December 14, 2013 at 9:39:00 AM PST

    Dick Ryder!

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  8. Justin Smeja is an American monster and must be stopped!!!!!!!

    The only thing that can defeat a monster is another monster. I have designed and begun construction of a machine that will put an end to this nightmare.

    Unfortunately funding has run out. I need $17,5000 to complete MechaSmeja and put an end to Justin's reign of terror. Oh and we can use MechSmeja to finally bring in a bigfoot body when his primary mission is accomplished.

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  9. "I killed a cat (I thought it was Bigfoot: a true story"

    I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

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    1. Justin's neighbor is the most credible voice in the Bigfoot community

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    2. Good to see they are finally posing some pics of Pussy....cats on this site.

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    3. For the already despicable Smeja's sake it better be a fake pic holding up the house pet...

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  10. So he can bag a cat, but not a squatch? Not even when one of them is a baby? SMH.

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  11. Well this time, he kept the evidence!

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  12. "We strongly believe this cat is a Sasquatch."

    --Derek Randles

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    1. "We strongly believe that the poop in the jar we found was from a Sasquatch"

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    2. I keep my giant pickle jar of poop in a Siamang's Taterhole....very elastic those Siamang taterholes.

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  13. this looks like a national esquire of bigfoot.

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  14. I heard Smeja shot 3 greys with one slug.

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  15. Nothing but, idiotic childish comments! What's happening to America? We used to look up to you, and respect your country! But I come on here to learn about Big foots, and all i read is stupid, childish in-mature comments!

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    1. JREF pretend skeptics and losers like River spend their whole day posting nonsense here.

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    2. You came here for that? What a moron.

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  16. Ever notice that the only time footers are actually funny is when they are desperately trying not to be?

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