Sir, your post is lacking the official watermark. You are a fraud and a ninny! You are also on dangerously thin ice.I'm alerting my staff and the President.
You all come on here, hoping a sighting, a Video will be true! but all you get is fucked! because, deep down, you want to get fucked! how many lameasses on here? all of you, and me too!
Kittalia A. sent us the following questions about Patty, the Bigfoot in the Patterson-Gimlin film. They are all very good questions that we we wish we knew the answers to. We're no "Henry May" and it's times like this that we wish we had his number. Since we don't have Henry around whenever we need him, here are some easy questions for all you Patterson-Gimlin believers to try and answer:
Thanks to Matt Moneymaker for sharing this story with us from a guy named Thomas S. who was camping with some friends near the French Meadows Reservoir in August 2012. This remote, forested basin is located on the American River approximately 58 miles east of Auburn in the Sierra Nevada's. Before his encounter, the man thought Bigfoot "was just for entertainment purposes", but he changed his tune when he ended up with messy drawers that night. "That will teach to goof on our show," says Matt.
Uh Oh. Here we go again, folks. M.K. Davis originally brought up this theory called the "Bluff Creek massacre" theory back in 2008 at a conference. The controversial theory was immediately rejected by the Bigfoot community and Davis was shunned from ever speaking about it again. According to Davis, based on his expert film analysis and color enhancements of frame 352 of the PG film, he theorizes that the Patterson party had been to the Bluff Creek site at least once before returning to capture their famous Bigfoot video. His theory also suggests that the party probably murdered a family of Bigfoots and buried their bodies. Davis points to an enhanced anomaly resembling a bloody dog print and a pool of blood as proof of his theory.
Pwned like DWA in a science museum.
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DeleteHoly balls batman! Catwoman has a penis!
DeleteHow do you make him disappear, forever?
DeleteRush rules
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ReplyDeletehey harry you feelin better? anal leakage can be a bear
DeleteYeah I'm fine that's why I don't let bears near my ass lol
DeleteAnd don't eat sunchips as they also cause anal leakage
DeleteI see what you did there you big silly goose!
DeleteHey Harry...off with the wife and son for some Christmas shopping,catch you in a bit
ReplyDeleterumfer, I am shooting you an email right now. Harry, Megadeth, Recipe for Hate... Warhorse.
ReplyDeleteholyballs! you ready for this. a fake discovered on a bigfoot blog. i can't go on anymore your killin' me.
ReplyDeleteWhy would anyone be surprised?
ReplyDeleteI KEEP MY POOP IN A JAR
ReplyDeleteSir, your post is lacking the official watermark. You are a fraud and a ninny! You are also on dangerously thin ice.I'm alerting my staff and the President.
Delete;-)
DeleteI guess Ball Boy is going to claim the tittle " Holy Balls".
ReplyDeleteHorrors! My jars have been leaking. I haven't seen such a stinky sticky mess since the Boston Molasses Disaster of 1919.
ReplyDeleteHow many posts about this lameness now?
ReplyDeleteMeldrum is off his nut. He's now claiming Achilles invented the Achilles tendon.
ReplyDeletewhat?? where does he claim this?
DeleteYou're an idiot 12:06
DeletePlease DIAF
Just this bigfoot photo is fake?
ReplyDeleteYou all come on here, hoping a sighting, a Video will be true! but all you get is fucked! because, deep down, you want to get fucked!
ReplyDeletehow many lameasses on here? all of you, and me too!
I don't want to get bleeped, I just enjoy getting nothing and liking it.
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