Breakdown: Strange Creature In The Forestorest Of Oregon


Here is ParaBreakdown's take on the Oregon forest creature.



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    1. Way to go Sweety. Having you around makes for a better site

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      MMC

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    2. Damn that's cool that you're the team captain anon 1:31.

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    3. "TEAM THIRSTY GULPERS" RULE !!

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    4. If you are born with a penis does that make you:

      A) male
      B) female

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    5. Well, that all depends. Where are the wiggly bits located?

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    6. "Team thirsty gulpers,,,,,,,,,,""ARE GODS"!!!!!!!

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    7. Well, that's just lemurific!

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    8. Eva, you're beautiful when you're first. :)

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  2. Yup, that's an intergalactic clam gorilla. Probably taking a break for a few minutes on earth to recharge. These warriors sole purpose is to defend the gromulates from the evil lord kronk

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    1. ^Keep them away from the self-aware disembodied taterhole fishes. Lord Kronk wants to create an intergalactic clam gorilla/taterhole fish hybrid that could destroy the universe. This must not happen.

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  3. I'm just kinda curious...does shawn know that posting nonsense like this actually takes away from his site?

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    1. I don't think Shawn really cares too much about this site anymore. He knows the Squatch bubble is about to burst so puts most of his time into Mulder's World now to reach a broader audience. Smart guy.

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    2. We are bad and uncontrollable. He gave up kind of like an overwhelmed parent that decides to go to work full time rather than stay home and discipline the brats. :0

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    3. Are you kidding? This is the stuff that makes this site.

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    4. If he only posted bigfoot stuff then he wouldn't be able to have multiple blog entries every day to keep the place relevant.

      Look at most other bigfoot blogs...one or two posts a week or a month and very low comment sections.

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  4. "Forestorest" is the most credible voice in the Bigfoot Community.

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    1. Forestorest seven years ago...

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    2. ...our forestfathers brought forth a new nation...

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    3. Dyer writing the headlines now?

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  5. Oh well at least it keeps us on our toes....

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  6. This link has nothing to do at all with Bigfoot and shows a split second of boobies. Just thought the blog could use a little humor today. Click if ya like.

    https://vine.co/v/hPieTe7unOg

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    1. No thanks, I have my own and can look down any time I like for free. The rest of you are on your own. A few topics back I was schooled with an extensive list for the uses of a breast. Apparently I have nothing to fear in the event of a plane crash into water. ;)

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    2. It's actually pretty funny.

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    3. ok, I broke down and watched it. Now I feel like a super model, thanks for that ;)

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  7. GO TO PREVIOUS TOPIC TO SEE JOE BEING BADLY, INCREDIBLY AND UTTERLY SCHOOLED AND DESTROYED!

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    1. PJ is a perfect example of someone who gets too much nothing and continues to like it. He is always one copy/paste away from a meltdown. Not a bad guy, but damn he needs to chill out.

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    2. JOE FITZ'S "RULES" YOU DULL SUMPS!!!

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    3. The Usual Skeptard Nonsense AboveThursday, December 5, 2013 at 4:01:00 PM PST

      1:03 a smoked skeptard, can spot them a mile away; standard MO is when bloodied and battered and schooled and sent to bed, to rush to the next BEB post and say Phew wee oh boy, Joe sure got schooled on that last one, oh boy!

      Your classic skeptard loser.

      The smoke is still issuing from your rectum, 1:03.

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    4. ^ Joetard

      why would you post such crap? Joe gets smoked all the time. Hell he even self smokes. Quit being such an asswart and let Joe fight his own disastrous battles.

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    5. 4.01

      typical rage of who is not able to bring evidence for the magic monkey

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  8. The Bigfoot train just keeps a rollin....

    Good to to see you all on board.

    MMG

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    1. We're going off the rails on a Crazy Train!

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    2. Smoke'em if you got'em bitches lets get this show on the road

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    3. Me keeps me ganga ine jar, mon. An screw Bigfoot--me hate them woolly bastards.

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  9. Wooooooooo woooooooo I had an amazing day till your moms asked me to come over hidey hoooooo motherfuckers get some bitches

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    1. Sorry inane shit thurs Friday is too good for inane shit ladi dadi we likes to paaty

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    2. 6 minutes....Dougie Fresh you're on.

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    3. Tread lightly today. PJ is having another "Heavy Flow" day.

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  10. Anyone seen "H" around here lately? I was just wondering how the old taterhole was holding up

    How's the old taterhole holding up - stand-in guy

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    1. Thanks, I was just wondering about ol' H's taterhole myself. Hopefully it's still holding up.

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    2. At least she was a chick who could take a joke and bust balls too

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    3. Yeah, although she was probably a dude.


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    4. I was gonna add that but I was lik ehhh if a dude likes American horror story creepy none the less

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  11. Damn it, if Shawn won't do it, I will. I give you the new and improved Hula Girl

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPOn7iVktqQ

    Thank me later.

    The Original YGNALI

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    1. Nuthin on Hula Girl? Really???

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    2. Thank you for givin me something YGNALI

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    3. He'd give you herpes if he wasn't such a virgin.

      The original MMG

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    4. Come on, MMG....you can do better than that.

      With Love,
      YGNALI

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    5. Sorry YGNALI.

      I've peaked just there.

      Slaying tards isn't as fun as it once was.

      Need to go find my mojo.

      No not MoreJoe in case anyone got confused.

      MMG

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    6. THNX, FOR THE HEAD'S UP REGARDING THE NEW DISCOVERY OF 400,000 yr old human RELIC DNA !! JOE!! PROPS TOO YOU !! BIG DORIS,

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    7. Big deal about the 400, year old DNA. They have a bunch of the skeletons and NONE repeat NONE show any resemblence to the mythical 8 foot 800lb 18inch track bigfoot. Its cool but does nothing to enhance any footers argument that bigfoot exists.

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    8. B,D,4:19 The 400,000 bpt. skull example's bare a remarkable resemblance to Zana's son,,, Kwhit.. I THINK YOU ARE ON THE RIGHT TRACK!!! JOE FITZGERALD,,,

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    9. anon431 there are 100's of 7ft+ skelatons dug up ,over the past 100yrs ,,

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    10. Sure there has and every single bone miraculously disappears without ever being properly examined and documented.

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    11. MMG, I think you just need to hang a few hoaxers to help you get back your mojo.

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  12. Watchin out for them thar 3 toed critters – them beez skoocooms critters eatin U right-up fer sure  gotz to shootin them ritely proper like. : )

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  13. No one believes me that I saw a squatch that was 13 if not 14 feet tall. His cock was like a log. It was amazing.

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  14. just checking in for bigfoot ... hahahha ... bigfoot .. hahaha shhheez

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  15. surprised PB gave this the oxygen of publicity by doing his analysis of it. he does a g8 job but its a pointless one on this nonsense
    as for the 400 year old relic DNA, as a sceptic in footery, it does add some weight to the existence of bf

    as someone else pointed out there have been hundreds of 7ft skeletons dup up in North America and around the world

    they had to be something and that something al being homo sapiens is doubtful

    does anyone know the dna of all the skeletons we see. Here being dug up[save me googling it]

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    1. There is a 9 foot skeleton in my closet. If word ever got out I would just die.... Any suggestions?

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    2. G,R a correction is in order ! its not 400yr old relic dna ,, OK ? its actually 400 months old !! UDIGG?

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    3. If you want to use those parameters half of Phil's Breakdown catalogue didn't need to be analyzed.

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  16. Gran,,,,,mnwheteverredz YES ,, I HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS TO YOUR QUESTIONS ,,, HOWEVER !!! BIENG THE ASSHOLE THAT I AM ,,,, IM NOT GONNA TELL THEM TO YOU!! ,,, SORRY!!

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  17. Bad computer animation. Some kid with Blender or a cracked copy of Maya having some fun.

    Lame.

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  18. Blurry computer generated BS.

    Next !

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  19. thar be a 12 gage shotgun used – dang critters, followed up shots – slugs rounds and take that thar bigfoot down. Thar beez bigfeets abouts for sure,

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  20. Watchin out for them thar 3 toed critters – them beez skoocooms critters eatin U right-up fer sure  gotz to shootin them ritely proper like. : )

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  21. thinkin Art Bell had someone on his show - and he told Art that he killt 2 bigfoots somewhere in TX!!!!

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