Best Real Bigfoot Encounters of 2013 #5: Stranded Motorist Dying of Hypothermia Saved By Bigfoot
We're counting down 2013's best Real Bigfoot Encounters, narrated by Rev. Jeff. This story was originally posted on sierratahoebigfoot.blogspot.com, and it's about a commuter named Jordan whose was stranded in the middle of nowhere in Northern Nevada. Fighting hypothermia and slipping in and out of consciousness, Jordan was ultimately saved by a Bigfoot who kept him awake through the night.
A merry first!
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Merry Christmas chick from Texas.
DeleteThank you. And to you, Tex!
DeleteMERRY CHRISTMAS all
DeleteAnd to you, Harry!
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Did you have a good day?
DeleteJust me, the hubby and our dog. Though Santa skipped us this year, I couldn't ask for better. How was yours, Harry?
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Good for you guys it's been good we flew to Chicago yesterday to see my family this year. It's been tight all over I'm sure your Santa will make it up to you. I got my wife a keurig she got me an iPad since I check in with you guys to bullshit. And now I'm just teasin my little brothers 1yr old demon child lol
DeleteMerry Christmas everybody
DeleteLots of food and drink for everybody. The kids are happy playing in the snow and the women all look great. Now it's time for the treats. My niece got me my own bag of Haribo sugar free gummy bears. Naturally I am sharing them with everybody and they ar so good
Gonna sleep good tonight
Be safe
MMC
This kid is nuts he torments my rotts Indy just gave up and takes it bear grumbles and runs away cause he grabs bears nub it's funny as shit
DeleteI'm glad yours was good, Harry.
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Merry Christmas, MMC!
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Warming to know you enjoy Haribo's in the US as well! Great choice MMC and Merry xmas!!
DeleteI'm the same if neither of us got anything I'm greatful just having her and really what more could you ask for
DeleteYou are a sweet guy, Harry.
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I try I swear I owe her everything she has the patience of a saint putting up with me I could at least show my gratitude by loving her forever and a day I know I'm not an easy person to live with by far
DeleteMake sure you tell her, Harry.
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I always do it's no secret she asked who I was talkin to so I had her read it
DeleteMerry Christmas, Harry's wife. You got a good one!
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Thank you! Yes I did! My Harry is the most loving,caring, intelligent man in the world and I feel very blessed that he picked me. It's like I always tell him, I don't know what I did to make God so happy that he would send such a wonderful man to love me!
DeleteWishing you many, many more happy Christmas' to come!
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You guys do the same
DeleteHope everybody's enjoying their Christmas. I must have had to much to eat. I don't feel good
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The JREF footers are wishing well to some asshole pretending to be in grave danger in the Philippines but has time to post about Bigfoot. Oh and of course he's being fed inside military information from his father's cousin...LMAO.
ReplyDeleteWow just wow.
Cool?
DeleteNice way to spend your Christmas.
Lurking one forum and blog commenting anonymously as the events unfold.
Do you watch The Young And The Restless too?
^
DeleteLike you haven't done that with the BFF, you massive simpleton.
They took his posts down. Maybe one of the admins saw that his ISP was not come from the Philippines ?
DeleteLOL, OP.
DeleteActually, nah, I steer clear of BFF and JREF. Enough crazy and drama here.
DeleteI haven't been around JREF long enough to know if ABP is full of it or not. I asked about the pic of an alligator,though, because he said it was from the Amazon. There are no alligators in the amazon and based on the size it had to be a black caiman. His post and 3 below it are now moved to post purgatory on JREF.
DeleteOh, Happy Holidays All! including even Joe :)
@1:30
DeleteYeah I noticed that too. They took down his fake story and the posts of the two morons who wished him well.
I WANT TO SHARE THIS MOMENT OF JOE'S MADNESS FROM THE PREVIOUS POST:
ReplyDelete"Joe where is Bigfoot poop?"
"One time has been found, it had unknown primate DNA"
"Unknown? Wasn't you saying that Bigfoot is 100% modern human DNA?"
"There is several types of Bigfoots"
And here, guys, you have Joe, the most credible voice in Bigfoot community!
Sad, as I used to be a Footer before seeing what type of people is involved in this thing
^^^ Secretly in love with Joe and admires him deeply ^^^
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I too was once a bigfoot believer, on the cusp of the all-crazy knower, until I spent legitimate time into researching the topic and all the crazy freaking loons that are in the field and those reporting most of the stuff.
DeleteJust a bunch of mythical man beast hooah
Just because you no longer believe, above anon, doesn't mean that the rest of us don't. You think it your job to trash and convince us otherwise. Maybe we'll come around to your way of thinking once we've had the same experiences as you. Until then, Merry Christmas. May all your dreams be bright!
DeleteI'm still a believer!
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But you have to admit that minotaurs are real.
Delete^^ 1:52
DeleteButthurt MMG
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DeleteYou sir need to be banned.
Delete1:31...
DeleteReady for this?
"Humans (variously Homo sapiens and Homo sapiens sapiens) are PRIMATES of the family Hominidae, and the only extant species of the genus Homo. Humans are distinguished from other PRIMATES by their bipedal locomotion"
Is it any wonder I have an ego like this when these desperately dense individuals need educating in such a drastic way?
Oh, and check out that thread... Pretty hilarious seeing three Tards getting schooled by little old me!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
They are a kind of kinky people. Deal with it.
DeleteI have no issue with them expressing themselves in such a way... Must get pretty monotonous out there otherwise.
DeletePeace.
I've seen two reports recently of Brazillian bigfoots. And I don't mean bigfoots from Brazil, but rather bigfoots with no pubic hair.
DeleteHa ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
DeleteWhat is wrong with no pubic hair?
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What is wrong with your brain? Nice discovery that human is a primate!
DeleteThe thing is that he is a known primate, your scat is supposed to be from an unknown primate, that is no human
TURD
Joe, in hell there's a section prepared just for you, where you'll burn in the fire while banged in the ass by a sasquatch
DeleteAdults have pubic hair. Children do not. The desire to have relations with individuals lacking pubic hair could be interpreted as pedophilia.
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DeleteOh dear... an unknown primate would account for unknown type of human.
I am slowly exhausting any intelligence out there in Tardia, aren't I?
TURD FOR BRAINS.
; )
^^ Nobody thought that way about children except you, above anon. That's pretty sick.
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Another chick is pretty damn stupid apparently.
DeleteOh, you pegged me, above anon. I bow to your high intelligence.
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Show some respect guy.
Deletean unknown type of human is not equal to having a different DNA. an unknown type of human has still 100% modern human DNA, not an unknown DNA.
Deletebtw, I'll leave you in your fantasy world.
Schooled
Do you actually read what you type before posting it? Your comment is so laughably bad, if the DNA comes back unknown primate, then it is your fantasy that it should sequence as modern human.
DeleteSchooled yourself.
Bigfoot proponant repeated lie number 1: there has been dna tested that has come back unknown primate
DeleteThey even know its a lie but continue to repeat it regardless.
"COLUMBUS, Ohio -- Scientists are using a new DNA matching process to determine whether tufts of hair, recovered in the Blue Mountains of southeastern Washington state in August, could belong to the beast known as Bigfoot.
DeleteThe two tufts of hair, each consisting of about a dozen strands, were sent to Ohio State University. These samples have the best possibility of being real, said Paul Fuerst, OSU associate professor of molecular genetics. Fuerst and a graduate student, Jamie Austin, are using a DNA testing procedure being developed by the FBI for analysis of hair strands that lack the roots normally needed for identification.
Austin, a forensic scientist, is using the samples as well as human and chimpanzee hair to do an independent genetic evaluation of the procedure. The technique should be able to determine whether the hair came from a human or another known primate, Austin said.
Tests, which are being done for the Oregon Regional Primate Research Center, so far suggest the hair did not come from a known primate, Fuerst said."
What's your deal? Lies or ignorance?? Probably both???
Could be any animal then why would it be a "bigfoot" lol.
DeleteJoe's a tool. He never posts links because they're either ridiculously out of date or the source is laughable.
Delete'Tufts'. What a joke. Give us a specimen or stfu.
Upset guys?
DeleteHa ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
A specimen?
DeleteJoe will shortly be directing you to the smithsonian who according to him have the specimens but are actively covering them up.
Yes he really thinks that.
Don't take my word for it... Read the official documented Smithsonian bureau's and coultless news articles of the time.
DeleteIf you would have grown up with imumerable giant skeletons in your museums, then the idea of wild versions living in the deep wilderness areas of your country, wouldn't be so hard to swallow.
Anyway... A belly full of turkey, & fine beer... I'm calling it a night.
DeleteHappy Christmas everyone... No hard feelings yeah?
Here we go folks^
DeleteDo they have alien skeletons too? Or are they only held at area 51?
While we are on the subject are there egyption museums covering up advanced technology that the ancients had?
Wow just wow.
Let me explain something to you... If there were official documents stating those things to be the case; then it would be very difficult to deny, wouldn't it?
DeleteThat's unless you are scared of the truth of course.
Night all! Merry Xmas!!
God forbid we get a live specimen. Crazy talk.
DeleteNothing but excuses and crazier and crazier theories.
Swallowed by the most gullible humans in the world.
You can of course enjoy footage of live specimens. Patty and Leaping Russian Yeti.
DeleteGlad I could help!
Inconclusive garbage. You got nothing jackass.
DeleteGot monkey suit?
DeleteDidn't think so... Schooled.
' Obviously the first thing to accomplish is to gain their trust. In my mind you have to give up trying to prove they exist. Leave the cameras and thermo devices at home. Second you have to give much more than they will. You must let them have complete control. You must give yourself to them. You must expose yourself. How would you do this?'
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Really? This guy has got to be trolling the shit out of these footers.
Yea there's a few guys that I know of at least that are pretending to be habituators over there. The funny thing is no matter how batshit crazy the stuff they type is they still blend in there seamlessly.
DeleteI stumbled onto an old thread where Kitikaze and Saskeptic were simply destroying the site's most prolific footers. Now I know why they hate Kitikaze (sp?) so much.
DeleteAll we need is for a grand total of ONE- (1)- a single, solitary habitutor to come forward and say 'yes I have a clear, unambiguous picture and here it is' and 99% of the skeptics go awway.
Link please? Kits work is usually spot on.
DeleteAre you a member of or just a regular at JREF
DeleteIt was on BFF- never been on JREF
Deletehttp://bigfootforums.com/index.php/topic/5116-cascades-carnivore-project-how-do-they-miss-the-bigfoots/
Great bit of pwning there.
DeleteYeah- even the die hards said that the lack of trail cam pics from environmental and conservancy groups was a major sticking point with the whole picture.
DeleteI still believe Hershom and Moneymaker are laughing all the way to the bank with their nationally televised snipe hunt.
Kit's latest BS is that the BFRO just make up reports.
DeleteNot sure what kind of evidence supports this crazy claim but just destroys his tattered rep even further.
MMG
I only asked because the one dude who talks about jref people being here and everyone calls him crazy I was like maybe he's not so crazy I only ever heard that guy kits name in reference to jref and something about the costume it's only what I've seen here cause I don't fuckin care much at all so no one is schoolin shit
Delete"We're counting down 2013's best Real Bigfoot Encounters..."
ReplyDeleteSo why are the numbers going up then?
Stop flametrolling. Who do you think you are? Joe Fitzerald?
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ReplyDeleteIt's nice that you can finally agree the PGF is a fraud. We knew you'd come around.
Delete????
DeleteKeep praying.
Pray for what? For bigfoot to still not exist?
DeleteI shall also continue to pray that the monsters from Pacific Rim don't appear if you like.
Keep praying to keep you from harm's way when you have to run back into the house from the back yard before the security light turns off.
DeleteMaroon 5 ft. Joe fitz produced by mmg
DeleteJoe's an idiot.
DeleteO.k lets assume you go out squatching with the guys and inevitably the lack of activity causes the subject to turn to the taterhole. You are new and want to fit in so you pretend like you're getting it all the time from your wife. So you get home and say hey honey can we try out some backdoor activity? If she says "NO that hurts" or " NO That can be a real mess" or "NO I don't like that" Well then you know while you were out squatching I was over at your house tatering you're wife silly rotten. Don't believe me? Check the backside of your pillow. I left you a little rosebud.
ReplyDeleteWhat-------------- ? is so fucked up in your head that you think this is funny.
Delete6 days left for the footers to produce some evidence otherwise it rolls over to the next year
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas don keep pwning those footers
ReplyDeleteHow does munns know how big pattys head is? That whole mask endeavour was a failure from the start. They don't even know what lens was used on the camera and it is impossible to get any definitive measurements.
ReplyDeleteMaking a guess at the size and saying a mask that size doesn't fit a human is ridiculous and is simply not science.
Here's for the Meldrum boot licks:
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Who holds the better hand? This is like a card game, a game of wits? I kind of thought it was a debate about whether or not giant hairy apes lived in north American forests, and how that can possibly be settled. Writing "scientific papers" to see who can draft a literary work better, as a way to settle that debate is, unfortunately, not a really valid way to establish the existence of a mythological beastie. People can write paper after paper, until the cows come home, and regardless of how many hors, days, or years are spent writing volumes on the subject, it won't make these critters materialize into reality.
DeleteSo, challenging the opposition to a paper writing contest is hardly a good way to determine who has the better hand, or better said, whether bigfoot is real of make believe. Don't be so quick to challenge skeptics to undo what you have done, one might just take you up on it some day. You've got quite a head start, indeed, years upon years of figuring out how to make Patty real, but it would not take years upon years to undo all of that effort. When the fundamental questions get asked, the whole body of work fall apart. When the foundations of that body of work are weak at best, the work will fall apart.There's no question the paper is well written, and one you should be proud of. But I would not be so confident that it could withstand scrutiny if ever seriously looked at by field professionals. Especially if the reviewers were ever privy to the source materials, such as high res images from the PGF to analyze.
I suppose the same sort of analysis and debate points could be used to claim that Bernie from Zookeeper was a real talking gorilla too. It would be possible to go frame by frame and show his amazing muscular definition, which by the way is far superior to Patty's, and which happens in all the right places too, as opposed to being out of place or non-functional as in Patty's case. I disagree that the proper response is to write an opposing paper. The right response is to give a heavy sigh, think about tearing it apart piece by piece, then letting out an even heavier sigh knowing it would be a waste of time. That even if an opposing paper was written, and addressed each and every element point by point, it would be absolutely rejected, angrily so, because it is not a matter of comparing reasoned notes, points and arguments, but a matter of an opinion that has been made up which is absolutely not flexible in any way. A matter of dogma and belief, not a matter of scientific study. So an opposing paper would truly be a waste of time. The disgust shown for anyone who has an opposing viewpoint has always been clear, for years and years, so this isn't a debate, it is more like digging in with a belief and piling up the ammunition to fortify that belief. That's not science, sorry.
Someone's worried!! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
DeleteMore comments riddled with denial and heavy concern sure to follow!!
Got monkey suit?
Why did Gimlin go home?
ReplyDeleteDidn't some clown named Ben River claim to have definitively debunked the film ?
DeleteThe last time he was on the BFF he was sockpuppeting as a woman supporting his own claims. Talk about an epic loser, he certainly sets the standard.
Yea he debunked it. Waste of time though if you ask me. Look at the film and it's a bloke in a suit and that's the end of it. No if buts or maybes. Still no bigfoot found so looks like skeptics are right.
DeleteEver notice how the footers who pretend to be skeptics could not care less if one of their own are pathological liars ? A POS like Kitakaze could start pretending to be an astronaut like he pretented to be in the music business then pretended to be a diplomat and they'd still bleeve everything he says.
DeleteIf his argument is logical it will stand on it's own. A stopped clock is precisely correct twice a day.
DeleteFIRST !! 100,,
ReplyDeleteGame over.
ReplyDeleteNo skeptic will get within a millions miles refuting this paper.
Patty was real.
FACT.
^Priceless.
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