Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
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ReplyDeleteShawn Evidence has a little tiny micropenis!
It's ok though, because he likes boys.
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DeleteI once came upon a large male Sasquatch having improper relations with my little tard' cousin. Little T, as we called her, seemed to be enjoying the entire ordeal but kept making odd grunting noises, combined with the usual tard neeeeeeeeeeeeesss....and nyaaaaaaaaasss....u know.
ReplyDeleteHow stupid do they think we are? Ok never mind, I just read some of the comments.
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