Foundation for Advanced Zoological Exploration (FAZE) Needs a Better Looking Website If They Want Ketchum To Comply
This is the most hilarious episode, yet. So, a peer-review journal called the "Foundation for Advanced Zoological Exploration (FAZE)" wants Dr. Melba Ketchum to cease referencing their name, " The Journal", as in Denovo Journal. The Denovo Journal was supposedly purchased by Dr. Ketchum months before the Bigfoot DNA revelation last year. Ketchum's website has been criticized for using a newbie web-platform called WIX. Basically, it's so easy to put together a website using WIX that a baby Bigfoot can do it.
Whether Ketchum actually bought an online peer review journal is debatable, but what's hilarious is that FAZE is super pissed about Ketchum claiming that "The Journal" was transfer to her. FAZE says it's all a big lie and Ketchum has to stop. The group posted a public statement under the website address www.faze-jamez.org saying "The Journal" was disbanded in early 2013 by the Foundation for Advanced Zoological Exploration or FAZE, and that it was never acquired by Ketchum. Here's an excerpt:
"The Journal" was never transferred, sold or acquired. Furthermore, "The Journal" has not been nor ever was acquired by existing journals, organizations, individuals or any associated parties. Furthermore, existing journals, manuscripts or individuals did not acquire, purchase or receive from "The Journal" full peer reviews or legally acquired the peer reviews for some other Journal or other purposes.
The owners and operators of JAMEZ have officially provided written notification to existing organizations and individual(s) regarding this information where it has been erroneously stated on websites, facebook pages, and other media outlets.
And the threats get better for Ketchum:
Any currently existing website, party, organization, or individual(s) do not have legal rights of any kind relating to "The Journal" (The Journal of Advanced Multidisciplinary Exploration in Zoology), or its associates. Any currently existing website, party, organization, or individual(s) which may state otherwise are doing so fraudulently and are solely liable for making such claims.
Here's the kicker: We opened up the website's source code and found that, like Ketchum, they too are using WIX! There's nothing wrong with WIX, but we're beginning to wonder if having a WIX website is a prerequisite for establishing an online presence for a scientific journal. Everything about the website looks ghetto and very unscientific, including the tabbing and the spacing. It's just... ewwww.
But wait. There's more. The website also has a blog, using the free blogging platform, that looks extremely rushed. In our opinion, this is also very ghetto: http://advancedzoology.blogspot.com/
TWO IN A ROW?!!!
ReplyDeleteALL CAPS
Two words:
DeleteAncient fucking aliens.
Just one, footers. Not two, not a dozen. Just one. Can we get just one? ONe fucking bigfoot. That's all we ask. One.
DeleteNothing you will get, like it you will.
DeleteYoda
Leaping Russian Yeti... MK Davis version. Let me know if I can help further.
DeletePeace.
Can't have it both ways, PJ. Either make the claim Almasty are Figboot humans or this footage is of a known animal in a sanctuary.
DeleteCause that thing ain't human and it surely isn't a Figboot.
You're the biggest fibber on this site.
Comparing the movement to an animal in sanctuary; like that of a great ape, is wonderful and articulates that it can't be a homo sapien perfectly.
DeleteThank you Crampz.
Hey Dan, Just letting you know i'm finished with your girlfriend now, i left a big load this time. so when you go down, think of me. Oh, i forgot to tell you, i'm black!
DeleteGet lost, Dannie.
DeleteHold it right there Daniel Campbell. I don't have a copy of the original fake bet handy. But if you think this is over, you need to read a copy of my new magazine. "Almasty Amnesty". As far as I'm concerned. Joe and Brian Sykes have proven that Billy Zane may in fact be a relict hominid.
DeleteIt's hard to read in a cedar to tree in the dark. But as soon as I get my facts straight and put this Flesh For Lulu CD in properly. There's a fairly good chance ill start posting again.
DeleteNot Billy Zane,hes as bald as Lex Luthor
DeletePoor, Melba.. She has such a pitiful look on her face.. :(
ReplyDeleteShe was told there would be a buffet.
DeleteLooks like she just dropped a king size snickers in her nickers.
DeleteThat was genuinely hilarious.
DeletePeace.
THAT'S RIGHT, I ALMOST FORGOT, SHE'S A TYPE OF PEOPLE!
ReplyDeleteALL CAPS
a type of christian people
DeleteA type of crazy people
DeleteBut, still a "type" of people.. lol
DeleteA type of lonely people
Deletea type of Christian, crazy, lonely, angelic lemur-like people.
DeleteEveryone, please just LEMUR alone!
DeleteBut if I start now I can ketchum all
DeleteBut slow with this Shawn, wasn't it reported on Halloween?
ReplyDeleteAll I can say is if you have to be gutless and post under Anonymous you have nothing to say.
ReplyDeleteI have plenty to say.
DeleteTopping that list is Figboot isn't real.
Hey, Ron Murphy, you know what have to say about that? WHO GIVES A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK!!!
DeleteWell Ron's an expert on having nothing to say so I guess he knows what he's talking about here.
DeleteWhen did Figboot start catching on? In my day and age we only called them the samsquatch.
DeleteHe's so brave,just like Melba
DeleteIn Soviet Unioin we call ballnasty.
DeleteYou missed the point. It's not whether or not bigfoot exists, it's than Ron Murphy is a gaping asshole.
DeleteI mean, holy shit, look at him.
DeleteTATERHOLE...that is all
DeleteThank you. You just saved the world.
DeleteWhat a pitiful place this is, nothing but Intelligence boys about and sorely lacking it themselves, intelligence that is.
Delete#looneytoons approved
ReplyDelete#butthurtfooters approved
#circusshow aproved
#pwnedlikemulderinthedark approved
#mmgsmoked approved
#billmunnsisascientist approved
#ancientfuckingaliens approved
#blokeinasuit approved
#magicapedelusion approved
#ygnali approved
#smoketard approved
^Now we know who posts 80 percent of all the crap on here and is this sites largest follower! The moron who is anon 4:05! What a Tard.
DeleteI only recognize the first one. Are you sure this isn't just another case of you having your head completely enveloped by your ass?
Delete^anon 4:05 pretending to be someone else. Lol!!!
DeleteI'm 535 but not 405 you smoketard dikfuk
DeleteHA! You just gave yourself away Moron. 80 percent. You're to stupid to even understand by using the same language and style of writing that it gives you away!
DeleteI'm sorry- you're just wrong. I did not write the original posting. You seem to have a problem with accepting reality. Is that why you believe in giant invisible yard apes?
DeleteAren't you the Imbecile! Moron! guy who gets beaten into the fucking ground everytime you show up?
Welcome back cocksmoker!
"You're to stupid..." :)
DeleteYeah, that's our guy! I think he's the 'looser' douchebag too. Probably some obese 13 year old kid that either had his feet amputated from diabetes or simply got hungry and ate them.
DeleteCould be a 50 year old man who thinks he is the topshit because he figured out how to post on a bigfoot blog
DeleteSo much anger,where is the love?
DeleteLove cost twenty dolla! Angry love 50 dolla!
DeleteAnon 6:20 you Tard. It is you because look how defensive you got Moron. Anyone else would have ignored it. You also automatically assumed I believed in Bigfoot ? What a Stupid Moron you are F $&@ nut!
DeleteSykes today boys! BUCKLE UP!!
ReplyDeleteI might break down and watch it,then go to Joe Blacks site for a Melba lecture,and if time permits run the marathon
DeleteEYE HAID SUUM VAGINA GUD,EET WAAS GUD GUD
ReplyDeleteSome of you really give Asperger's a bad name.
ReplyDeleteAs for Melba, if I truly had such groundbreaking information I would go about releasing it as painstakingly as possible. And if I wasn't well versed enough I would seek out whatever advice I could beforehand.
I would like to know if some of her samples were some tested by Dr. Sykes, otherwise how can the two studies even be compared?
~T
That would have to be answered by Joe Fitzgerald, our resident know-it-all and ass load. Unfortunately, he is in-between sex change operations at the moment and likely not in a frame of mind to respond.
Deletea day of fuckoning is upon you. thanks to sykes there will be hell to paid
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DeleteA fuckoning most heinous, mon. Biggee mon Sykes comin' like the wrath of Jah, Mon.
DeleteI keep my spliffs in a jar.
Todd always says that
Deleteblah blah blah Zana blah blah blab almasty blah blah bla therefore bigfoot exists.
ReplyDelete^that pretty much sums it up
Deleteblah blah blah Zana blah blah blah Almasty is the most credible phrase being uttered in the Bigfoot community today.
DeleteZanal.
DeleteKetchum thinks she is the kingpin of the BF world because the found human contaminated bear meat. She is the biggest con artist in the BF world. Bigfoot is as real as the fairy's flying around Joe's head or the unicorn on Mikes ranch or the leprechaun in MMG's basement.
ReplyDeleteAncient act, try a new one.
DeleteSTOP PERSECUTING MELBA!
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry to be the person to deliver the bad news but Melba is nothing more that a old woman trying to make her mark on the world before its to late. But her mark she is leaving is that she bullshits, doesn't know what she is looking at in regards to DNA and Genome studies and thinks she should be given a medal for it.
DeleteThats a good idea,we should give her a medal,and some of Fasano's portly gentlemen's clothing for the great outdoors.The fall collection is FABULOUS
DeleteShe should be given a swift boot up the ass and told to piss off.
DeleteYeah,thats cheaper than my idea
DeleteMost people can be bought for a ridiculously low price. I'll bet we could get her to sell us her soul for a turkey club sandwich with fresh mozzarella cheese.
DeleteThat does sound tempting,good thing for my soul I had a hearty breakfast
DeleteCover-up boys busy as always, better be a decent check for so much bullshit.
DeleteHow much is Melbum paying you?That check is sure to bounce...haw,haw
Deleteketchum was actually the protagantist in this story
ReplyDeleteWoah- I thought she strapped one on and gave it to Janice?
DeleteWIX are for kids
ReplyDeleteI have some Vaseline and I'm headed to Daniels house.
ReplyDeletewe'll be awaiting live updates
DeleteAre his lips chapped and dry?
DeleteHe answered the door in his leopard print thong- Daniel, what are you doing?! Aaaaah! Oh MY GOD!
DeleteYeah mind rape is bad enough real rape is no laughing matter especially if you're on the receiving end
DeleteIf Sykes doesn't prove bigfoot I'm going to cut the gas line and light a match.
ReplyDeleteWill you gents make a plaster cast of the crater?
-MMG
We already have a skookum cast
DeleteIsn't it more plausible that bigfeets cremate their victims while they dance naked around the fire?
DeleteThey're interdimensional, you geeks.
DeleteInterdimensional naked fire dancers,thanks for calling me a geek
DeleteWww.deadcast.net,even better than mulders world
ReplyDeleteWIX is german for "wank"
ReplyDeleteWix is also a government program for poor people in the US
DeleteMelba is already on WIC?how sad
DeleteLEAVE POOR MELBA ALONE!!
ReplyDeleteThis is the big day for PBJ and MMG! Good luck guys!
ReplyDeleteAsbestos gloves- check. Fire Extinsuisher- check. Impregnable taterhole shield- no way.
DeleteI heard Mike B. got pwned so thoroughly that even the chupachabra bleevers won't have him.
ReplyDeletei've got some ropes for sale. hurry and get yours fast. they're going like hotcakes today....
ReplyDeleteTree branches. Rock Blocks. Epidermal penis ridges.
ReplyDeleteSchooled.
- Josephine F.
In his book, The Natural and Aboriginal History of Tennessee, author John Haywood describes “very large” bones in stone graves found in Williamson County, Tennessee, in 1821. In White County, Tennessee, an “ancient fortification” contained skeletons of gigantic stature averaging at least 7 feet in length, according to citations at the DiscloseTV forum on giants.
DeleteGiant skeletons were found in the mid-1800s near Rutland and Rodman, New York. J.N. DeHart, M.D. found vertebrae “larger than those of the present type” in Wisconsin mounds in 1876. W.H.R. Lykins uncovered skull bones “of great size and thickness” in mounds of Kansas City area in 1877.
George W. Hill, M.D., dug out a skeleton “of unusual size” in a mound of Ashland County, Ohio. In 1879, a nine-foot, eight-inch skeleton was excavated from a mound near Brewersville, Indiana (Indianapolis News, Nov 10, 1975).
A six foot, six inch skeleton was found in a Utah mound. This was at least a foot taller than the average Indian height in the area, and these natives – what few there were of them – were not mound builders.
“A skeleton which is reported to have been of enormous dimensions” was found in a clay coffin, with a sandstone slab containing hieroglyphics, during mound explorations by a Dr Everhart near Zanesville, Ohio. (American Antiquarian, v3, 1880, pg61).
Ten skeletons “of both sexes and of gigantic size” were taken from a mound at Warren, Minnesota, 1883. (St. Paul Pioneer Press, May 23, 1883) A skeleton 7 feet 6 inches long was found in a massive stone structure that was likened to a temple chamber within a mound in Kanawha County, West Virginia, in 1884. (American Antiquarian, v6, 1884 133f. Cyrus Thomas, Report on Mound Explorations of the Bureau of Ethnology, 12th Annual Report, Smithsonian Bureau of Ethnology, 1890-91).
A large mound near Gasterville, Pennsylvania, contained a vault in which was found a skeleton measuring 7 feet 2 inches. Inscriptions were carved on the vault. (American Antiquarian, v7, 1885, 52f).
In 1885, miners discovered the mummified remains of woman measuring 6 feet 8 inches tall holding an infant. The mummies were found in a cave behind a wall of rock in the Yosemite Valley.
In Minnesota, 1888, were discovered remains of seven skeletons 7 to 8 feet tall. (St. Paul Pioneer Press, June 29, 1888).
A mound near Toledo, Ohio, held 20 skeletons, seated and facing east with jaws and teeth “twice as large as those of present day people,” and besides each was a large bowl with “curiously wrought hieroglyphic figures.” (Chicago Record, Oct. 24, 1895; cited by Ron G. Dobbins, NEARA Journal, v13, fall 1978).
The skeleton of a huge man was uncovered at the Beckley farm, Lake Koronis, Minnesota; while at Moose Island and Pine City, bones of other giants came to light. (St. Paul Globe, Aug. 12, 1896).
In 1911, several red-haired mummies ranging from 6 and a half feet to 8 feet tall were discovered in a cave in Lovelock, Nevada.
In February and June of 1931, large skeletons were found in the Humboldt lake bed near Lovelock, Nevada. The first of these two skeletons found measured 8 1/2 feet tall and appeared to have been wrapped in a gum-covered fabric similar to the Egyptian manner. The second skeleton was almost 10 feet long. (Review – Miner, June 19, 1931).
A 7 foot 7 inch skeleton was reported to have been found on the Friedman ranch, near Lovelock, Nevada, in 1939.(Review – Miner, Sept. 29, 1939) In 1965, a skeleton measuring 8 feet 9 inches was found buried under a rock ledge along the Holly Creek in east-central Kentucky.
got a link to any of your bullshit today Joe?
DeleteWoohoo Zanesville! Home of Rachel Murray!
Delete8:39...
DeleteSchooled comprehensively.
Got giant skeleton?
DeletePlenty... Learn to read.
DeletePeace.
You just made that all up.
DeleteNo, you have anecdote. Not giant skeleton.
DeleteNo guys; schooled sorry, deal with it.
DeleteGot giant skeleton?
DeleteThe Smithsonian has.
DeleteLearned.
Got excuse for account up account of biological evidnece being documented?
DeleteDoubt it.
Haywood writes about vikings a lot. Maybe they were vikings Joe. Did you ever think of that Joe? Hmmmm?
DeleteJoe gets pwned by Fran Tarkenton.
DeleteIt is a little known historical fact that the first Sasquatch encounter was perhaps observed by the vikings who settled on the island of Newfoundland in Eastern Canada. Leif Erikson, or Leif the Lucky (son of Erik the Red), and his crew of Norsemen landed on the rugged shores on "The Rock" some one thousand years ago, becoming the first Europeans to set foot in the Western World. Leif kept a record of his journey across the Atlantic, from Iceland to Greenland, and of his experiences whilst in Newfoundland, the last point of land on his voyage. Among his accounts, Leif told of seeing huge hairy men who towered over him and his Berzerker crew (and the vikings are known to have been large men). The "huge hairy men", according to Leif, lived in the Woods and had a rank odour and a deafening shriek. Apparently, Leif had several sightings of the "huge hairy men" before departing the island.
DeleteDESCRIPTION OF CREATURE: Towering height, hairy, man-like, rank smell, deafening verbal tones., The natives of Newfoundland, the Beothuck (now extinct), most likely had similar relations to the Sasquatch like other native bands, especially those of Western Canada (ie Bella Coola). Leif's accounts spoke of his meeting of a race of men (seperate from the "huge hairy men"), which were almost certainly the Beothuck.
Smithsonian says they have no giant skeleton. Try again, PJ? Got giant skeleton?
DeleteSmithsonian is lying... And the truth scares you to which I laugh... Oh how I laugh at you.
DeleteSchooled.
Wow Joe. You have a remarkable way of always pwning yourself in the most emphatic manner. In no way can you respond when challenged. Pathetic.
DeleteYou see... One of the big things about a 'cover up' is that they would more than likely not let you know if you asked them, see?
Delete(Sigh)
You have learned something today... Let me know if there's anything else I can help you with.
Schooled.
More science, less words.
DeleteSchooled.
DeleteYou have proved nothing. There's no bones and more importantly neither does anyone else. Just more stories and lies.
DeleteLook! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No- It's Jeff Meldrum in a dirigigible! Hide your wallets!
ReplyDeleteJoe fitz canadian guy here what's your take on the ericson project why u think they would release the fake footage I thought this guy really had some good stuff and was going to do a documentary u think the whole Ketchum thing just screwed everything up and maybee he will do some real footage in years to come when this blows over? That Matt money maker backed him 100% what your thoughts??
DeleteErikson got hoaxed by he land owners of his habituation area with the video footage of Matilda. The disappointing thing is... In my opinion; Melba successfully sequenced legitimate red hair and got legitimate DNA, but the video has unfortunately tarnished everything, to which Melba proceeded to do some naughty stuff that made her image look even worse.
DeleteI can't prove that, but that is what I think has happened.
Peace TTL.
I still think he has some compelling stuff to see
DeleteMattmoney maker ? How legit is this guy? Is he someone who can be trusted to be honest about bfs what do u think joe fitz ? Canada guy
ReplyDeleteOff the record, members of the government has told me they exist, but they are told to DENY and DIFFUSE- Adrian Erickson during 2 hr compelling press conference 10-1-13
ReplyDeleteJoe fitZ if u look at canada map and see we're the bfs got pushed away from man it makes sence why places like Ontario and northern MN are so populated with bfs ! I really think above northern MN into Ontario is by far the best unsearched hot bed for bfs and joe f when we set up a camera and u end up getting zero bfs after a year big deal your going to have some amazing pics and video regardless and there's going to be some kind of action just work on the mistakes! Have a good one
ReplyDeleteYou too TTL. I look forward to your posts.
DeletePeace.
This adds an interesting twist....
ReplyDeletehttp://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:9Z273xbOooMJ:advancedzoology.blogspot.com/+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=firefox-a
What does Casey Mullins have to do with the Journal? Hmmmm
Also interesting that OTLS has proven the leaked peer reviews to be fake. Wonder who leaked them to Carpenter? And now Carpenter claims Ketchum is seeing a lawyer. Yes, by all means, DO please file a lawsuit so the truth will come out in discovery ... all of your financial records, your lab reports, e-mails ... everything.
ReplyDeleteMelba is seeing a lawyer because Wally Hersom is suing her.
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