Dr. Johnson: NO KILL and NO CAPTURE POLICY!!!
Editor’s Note: Dr. Matthew A. Johnson is one of the most credible people in the Bigfoot world. In July 1, 2000, Dr. Johnson had a "Class A" Bigfoot encounter with his family while hiking near the Oregon Caves. After his life changing sighting, he went to the public and described one of the most intense encounters ever. You can join him on Facebook at Team Squatchin USA.If anyone is caught advocating the killing or capturing of a Bigfoot/Forest Person, they will be PERMANENTLY BANNED from the "Team Squatchin USA" Facebook Group.
It is simply pure ignorance to advocate for the murdering or capturing of the Bigfoot/Forest People. A body, dead or alive, is NOT needed to prove that they exist. There's another way of proving that the Bigfoot/Forest People exist without having to produce a body............... and we are doing it!!!
I've been working in the same area for the past 7 years. During the first ten years of Bigfoot Research, including the first four years in SOHA, I used the typical aggressive "in your face" high tech equipment without success. Just like all the other typical Bigfoot researchers. HOWEVER, three years ago, I switched over to the HABITUATION METHOD with great success.
We now have the Bigfoot/Forest People coming to the edge of the perimeter of the SOHA base camp every night we are there. They always enter camp at night after we have fallen asleep as evidenced by numerous audio recordings. We have multiple witnesses who've seen their silhouettes and eye shine. They've heard their audibles. They've casted their tracks. Finally, they've witnessed the aftermath of their hitting our Gifting Bowls, including fingerprints left behind on the Gifting Bowls and vehicle windows. Michael Beers saw one step into the SOHA base camp as I was walking the perimeter and playing music for them.
It's simply a matter of time before the SOHA Bigfoot/Forest People feel comfortable enough to walk into camp and start interacting with us. When the trust and comfort level has been firmly established, and when we have their permission, we will capture video of the collection of multiple hair samples and the swabbing of their mouths for DNA samples. Our evidence will be indisputable and we won't have to produce a body to make it happen. This may take another 3 to 5 years but it's going to happen.
The problem with most Bigfoot Researchers is that they're aggressive and disrespectful toward the Bigfoot/Forest People. They want their "Money Shot" even if it means trying to kill or capture one. They don't have the patience or discipline to HABITUATE with the Bigfoot/Forest People. They're not the least bit interested in them as a people nor are they interested in interacting with them. As a result, they're willing to murder a sentient being to accomplish their unethical and shortsighted goal. Fortunately, we will accomplish our goal before they accomplish their goal. We appreciate your ongoing encouragement and support.
Big Hairy Hugs!!!
Dr Matthew A Johnson
(Owner of the "Team Squatchin USA" Facebook Group)
First!
ReplyDeleteMMG
Way to go, rock on MMG.
DeleteBloke in a fucking suit. A crappy suit MMG. I know you see it but you're in denial because you know if the pgf falls so does your religion.
DeleteReligion? Really?
DeleteHow is that JREF cult working out for you my friend.
Can you remember when Freewill (easy Rush!) was still an option?
MMG
You believe in magic apes... so yes religion.
Delete^ Dude your shitty post doesn't even make any kind of sense.
DeleteNow toddle along now before you get your tater indoctrinated into the the No Kill cult by my good friend Dr J.
He has a head injury apparently so any begging for forgiveness will be mistaken for enjoyment.
MMG
Figbooting is most definently a religion. It comes down to believing and faith without verifiable evidence, a lot of money, hoaxes, nonprofits, circle jerking, and a smug sense of knowing something that someone else doesn't.
DeleteI'd say for those few reasons alone it qualifies bigfootology to be comparative to religions.
since you haven't seen one Dan, that might be the case for a non-witness. But for those of us who have seen them, well ------- how do you think you appear to us.
DeleteI can't tell you what it is, I think it pulls some shit that is not possible for an animal that is "only " physical. That really is the best I got, this whole deal is a sack of marbles. But I promise you Dan, a whole hell of a lot of us have witnessed it. Your absolutely pissing in the wind if you think your going to change anyones mind when quite frankly, you can only argue from a perspective in ignorance!
If the thing was always our size or only somewhat bigger --- well??
if it didn't pull all the dissapering acts and walking into tree and telepathy shit?????
I believe people are experiencing this stuff. In that light, it's no different than the ghost hunters!!
It is not against flesh and blood , but spiritual princepalities and powers -----
For anyone interested, including the good Dr. The bible say's not to give your mind over to anything / evil spirit. Telepathy with an unknown creature is petty unwise, especially if it's happening to your kid? You been getting played for 5 years. The great Deciever????
I have know Idea what the true nature of these things are, but I would most certainly never give them permission to be in my head or space.
Oh and Dan, Every human is modern. The earth is not that old. Remember the Russian newscast i posted where they dug up all those different looking skulls. There is 30 yearold soil they have dug at st helens and scientist will tell you that it looks like 30 million. The only answer to fossils all over the worls is liquid stratafication, yes a flood. What Science sees in the one or two varrients is probably 1 neph, 2. curse of cain. 3. A change that self imposed in our dna with drastic environmental changes post flood.
The modern theory of man evolution is a stack of horseshit 1000 feet tall perpetuated by the people who hold horseshit degrees. I'll give credit, there are a multitude of scientists who are slowly admitting to all of the above.
But hey, maybe were even dealing with a mulitude of creatures? Some real, some demonic?
JREFing atheists are the most hysterically religious of all. They also keep prosletyzing. Skepscience is their religion, based on faith and big fat bleef.
DeleteCampz et al absolutely 100% #TooneyTard approved baby
Phew!!!
@The Bigfoot Patriot..... that is very interesting that you choose to go down that path, I also think it is very insightful....
DeleteI don't buy your spirit world, evil demonic spirits, telepathy, mind melts, world is 6000 y/o, nephilim, and I certainly don't take the Bible as fact. Council of Nicea 325A.D. Is the biggest sham in modern religion.
DeleteThe evidence is way past simply "viable". If this were a court of Law the evidence would be overwhelming. Multiple eye-witnesses, finger prints, foot prints and DNA (That no one can seem to sequence. I look for the inconsistencies and those alone prove a cover-up.)
DeleteHere is what we are facing:
A) Modern Science is pulling a huge bluf and does not know 1/2 of what it claims to know.
B) Modern Science does know what it claims to know and if that is the case, there is cover-up after cover-up and conspiracy after conspiracy and I am not just talking about "Bigfoot". It goes back to that answer when skeptics ask, "With today's technology why haven't they found a Sasquatch yet?? In which I always answer "Why have they not stopped illegal immigrants, drug runners, human trafficking etc.. It was not even our superior technology that found Osama Bin Laden. Either we have this technology but purposely do not use it, or it just isn't as advanced as we think.
Lately you hear that these samples came back as "This or that".. basically anything but Bigfoot. Or "Human contaminated". But if Sasquatch are in our genus, those results would come back as human. This drives me nuts because everyone seems to think that some guy is looking at DNA and can instantly see what and who it belongs to. That is not how it works!!! When some one or some thing is sequenced, the data is fed into a computer database. So when this hair, blood, scat or flesh is sent to a lab, the DNA is extracted and then fed into a machine. The results of the machine come up as a list of possible matches. If Sasquatch are not sequenced to begin with, "Sasquatch" will not show up as a match. The closest match to them will (Like Homo-Sapiens-Sapiens.)
Also, Some of these samples that were sent to Sykes were sent to other places first and got different results than Sykes came up with.
Here is an example.. The Chupacabera things running around Texas and New Mexico. The results came back "Canis" That is a Genus, not a species.. Dog, Fox, Wolf, Coyote. They could not identify the species, so they came up with this theory that they are wolf-coyote hybrids.
We are genus Homo. No other of our genus were sequenced except Neanderthal and Dinosova and both of those sequences are now in question.
Daniel Campbell... I agree with you on the Bible. It's why I lost my faith in it. However I would not call the Council of Nicea a sham. At the time, Christians were killing Christians over each groups specific philosophy. What Nicea did was consolidate all Christian Belief into one and that lead to Rome lasting an additional 200 years. (The U.S. has barely existed over 200 years.) My problem with the Bible is that I think there are books that should have been included while others seem to serve no purpose other than a scare tactic to keep Romes Citizens in line and justify why women should never hold any power. (Women could be land owners in pre-Christian Rome.) Then some books such as Song of Solomon should never have been added lol They might as well included the Kama-suitra.
Tzieth
Now as for "Dr. Johnson"... Just how naive are you? You do realize that YOU are doing way more damage to the Bigfoot field than Rick Dyre ever could, do you not? "No Kill".. Okay I can understand that. But no capture either? How could they be captured if they can cloak according to you, you crack-pot?
DeleteWhat are these "Other ways" that you speak of? I hope you are not referring to DNA or video. I already addressed DNA but as for Video.. Even with the original Patterson film digitally remastered and all artifacts cleaned up, people are still seeing a "Zipper" instead of a spinal column. A while back on Youtube, there was a supposed trail cam video of a Sasquatch walking under it and looking up.. Everyone was saying "That is the fakest thing I ever saw!".. There was coment after comment of how fake it was and how poorly the mask was done. That Video, however was real. It just wasn't a Sasquatch. It was a Bipedal Chimpanzee named Oliver from the 70's that people used to think was a human hybrid.
But if people will think a real creature is fake even with great resolution, what is video going to prove?
I am no kill for two reasons. #1 I think they are a human cousin and #2 If you kill one and there is indeed a cover-up, that body will vanish. The only way is capture and then go straight to the media.
If you are "No Capture, No Kill" what exactly are you doing aside from making Tinfoil hats?
Tzieth
If Sasquatch was in our genus it still wouldn't result in 100% homo sapien sapien. It would still be in our genus but the species and/or subspecies would be different.
DeleteWe've only fully sequenced Neandertal and Denisovan hominid. The cave where the Denisovan people were found preserved the DNA of Denisovan bones extraordinarily well. They were also a genetically diverse people, more disparities in the genomes between each of the testing a shows a wider genetic variety in just the cave residents than is found in ALL Neandertal genomes.
Nicea destroyed the spirituality and origins of the religion in favor of the ideals of a secluded group of elites. That's horseshit.
The caves are the problem. The reason that things seem to preserve in those Eco-systems are because in that environment, there is no solar radiation and different forms of fungi and bacteria thrive in them where common decomposers do not. But these are the very same microbes that cause the chemical change in DNA. Unlike what is out in the open air, which survives off of the dead matter, what is found in a cave is feeding off of the actual chemicals found in the cave. The acids and bases found in the rock it's self are the food sources, as well as bat feces. These are the same organisms that feed on the proteins and acids found in DNA and then change the chemical makeup from the inside out. This is why police forensics is in trouble. The older DNA samples that were taken were put into cave like environments. In my case, they made us all color in these circles with our own blood on this porous paper that was then locked into ziplock bags and sent to a cold storage to be sequenced. (This is when I was in the Army.) Now all those samples taken from the mid 90's are in question because the environment they were kept in was the same environment that these same cave mold and bacteria thrive in. (This is why cold cases are coming up with impossible results, such as 20 year old rapes having the DNA of modern six year old children.)
DeleteAs for "Homo-Sapiens-Sapiens" are you so sure? That is two different types of methods. In forensics (Like Ketchum) they are not just looking at the DNA it's self, but what proteins and amino acids lead to what genes. In this case, they do not just want to know "Human" they want to know which particular human. And even then a list still pops up of least to most likely. Ketchum's lab dealt in that sort of science as well as "Who's the daddy."
But say Neanderthal or Denisova were put into the same database that Sykes used to determine Zana's ancestry. (Given that the sequences are correct.) It seems to me that he was only looking at Mt.DNA (I say this because of his Hybrid Bear theory.) There is only 1/2 of a percent between Neanderthal and sapiens-sapiens. This is where Ketchum would have been more competent. (Given that she isn't a crack-pot.. I am still undecided about her.. too many things were put into her mouth and it's hard to weed out fact from fiction.)
Oh here is a good example.. Remember that little alien thing that was caught in that trap in Mexico? I forget what they called it... But the first DNA result came up with human Mt.DNA and the Rancher who found it mysteriously died in a car explosion. But later someone fessed up and said that it was a certain species of Marmoset monkey that he dipped in acid and put it in the trap, but when the owner saw it, he ran with it and it turned into this huge lie. But the point is that the DNA came back as one sort of Marmoset, but the guy (Who was a taxidermist) said it was a different species of marmoset. Goes back to that .% of DNA
When you get into same species to find an individual or even same genus, it is no longer about the chemical make up of the organism, but what genes are active and what genes are recessive. ALL the other stuff is going to be there regardless. This is what makes it Pan, Canis, Homo etc..
The other problem with Neanderthal and Denisova was the greed factor. too many people were in a hurry to get those genomes sequenced and put in peer review.
Tzieth
There is one other possibility and I never wanted to say this when Joe was around but "Sasquatch" could be a new species that evolved from us. People think in terms of Macro Evolution, which if it exists, it takes millions of years. Micro Evolution, however which is proven to exist only takes a few hundred years if that. Genes determine species within a genus, not the actual DNA. Joe's theory of "feral humans" is not so far-fetched. He only has it wrong. The MtDNA would show homo-sapiens-sapiens, however the NuDNA would not. This would be because they directly evolved from sapiens-sapiens, but became something else for whatever reason. Before Europeans colonized the Americas, there were no "Wild Hogs/Bore, Razorbacks) There were only little javalinas
DeleteThese things are now a species unto themselves. But they are the ancestors of common domestic European pigs. They went from creatures no more hairy than we are, to baring tusks and being covered in hair. The Dog is another example. "Dogs" did not exist before sapiens-sapiens started domesticating wildlife.
Everything found in a Sasquatches description, is already in our genes. They emerge every now and then as a genetic defect. Gigantisism, hyperthrichosis, dwarfisim.. (A spider Dwarf has longer arms and/or legs than a normal human.) all of us are carrying these genes.
There is always a domestic version and a wild version because we adapt out of necessity. When domesticated creature go wild, they change. Modern humans don't need to change. But what of a population of hunter-gatherers that never developed civilization because they never needed to?
But they would no longer be homo-sapiens-sapiens because different genes would be activated however the Mt.DNA would be homo-sapiens-sapiens because they directly evolved from them. (I like the relict hominid theory better though lol)
hey doc Johnson, what's up with your man boobs? you should of posted a more manly picture!
DeleteIt's always great to get confirmation of Danny Troll's denial and hypocrisy.
DeleteBig Hairy Man Boobs!!!
ReplyDeleteIs this guy actually joe fitz ?
ReplyDeleteI don't always play make believe, but when I do it always about the Forest People.
ReplyDelete"It's simply a matter of time before the SOHA Bigfoot/Forest People feel comfortable enough to walk into camp and start interacting with us. When the trust and comfort level has been firmly established, and when we have their permission, we will capture video of the collection of multiple hair samples and the swabbing of their mouths for DNA samples. Our evidence will be indisputable and we won't have to produce a body to make it happen. This may take another 3 to 5 years but it's going to happen."
ReplyDeleteLol. Even bigfooting jumps the shark eventually!
Bigfooting jumped the shark? Hell, Bigfooting just jumped Moby Dick.
DeleteSounds good, just don't drink the Koolaid when things get down & out.....
DeleteLeaping Russian Yetis! Ol' Doc Johnson is officially full-on delusional. We really need to get him and Joe together.
DeleteHave their permission? Swab their mouths? Ha. Hahaha. Heeheehee!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
DeleteJREF based on DELUSION.
DeleteIt's gonna take a dead body period. Get over it!!
ReplyDeleteYes. Anybody who thinks differently is fooling themselves.
Delete^^^Fooling himself
DeleteAin't gonna happen as long as the authorities have a truth embargo on this subject it's treated like UFOs and that means denied and ridiculed. It's served an extremely effective method over decades now, 60 years or more and people are still falling for the trick because we are very gullible and tend to accept official opinions even when we suspect deep down they're lies, it's still a more comfortable thought to us that we as a species are boss and know best i.e. so-called monsters and aliens aren't real. That's why there's still no public contact with these other beings, because of how the majority of sheep would react especially those intellectuals thinking they're clever when laughing at conspiracies they're the ones to be most upset by it.
DeleteAKs takes care of UFOs or bigfoot : )
DeleteDr Johnson responds angrily to his Spike TV rejection letter.
ReplyDeleteMMG
The dude already got on joe rogans show his wife was almost laughing in the background at all the bs
DeleteIsn't Johnson the Footer with the head injury?
ReplyDeletebigfeets are intrigued by synthetic cannaboids
DeleteNo,seriously, the dude has a head injury.
DeleteHe's going to end up with a wandering eye and a permanent frown like Albert Ostman after he was gang raped by a horde of the smelly beasts.
Delete^^^Fantasies of aperape. Just loves it baby.
DeleteSharon Shill head injury. Mixed up. Real bad.
Bad.
Like, real bad.
Baby.
Dr. Johnson's SOHA area has lots of mouth swabbing going on.
ReplyDeleteHuge hairy uncircumcised cocks being swabbed into peanut butter and then into Dr. Johnson's mouth.
Exactly. Tons of money shots going on at his habituation areas. I hear Scott Taylor packs a monster wad.
DeleteThis is true. I visited Doc Johhson's habituation area and we played Bigfoot Bukkake all night long. It's a total 'blast'.
DeleteAll of his pictures are blurry because there is jizz on all the cameras. Talk about being "technology avoidant". I wouldn't go near those nasty things if I were a squatch.
DeleteI was at SOHA once too. The good Doctor kept telling me that the best way to get close to a squatch is too have a clear conscience and a clear colon. He kept giving me laxatives. We did hear a wood knock though and I felt really great after clearing out of lower intestines.
DeleteAll disagreements are settled like gentlemen:
DeleteMentos and soda at ten paces. Take a position like an offensive linemean, stay on the balls of your feet and angle your buttocks slightly upward for an effective burst radius.
^^^Archaic ad hominem, the usual.
DeleteHo hum.
^flaming homo
Deletethe gas to his flame^
DeleteBREAKING:
ReplyDeleteNeutrino Detector Finds Elusive Extraterrestrial Particles in 'Major Breakthrough'!!!!!!!!!
http://www.space.com/23681-neutrino-detector-extraterrestrial-particles-breakthrough.html
2 WORDS!
DeleteUm. Bart Neutrino?
DeletePenis sheath!
DeleteI knew an ancient Welshmen who went by that name.
DeleteWas he a giant by chance?
DeleteOr a mental midget like Campz?
Deletechocolate moustache ^
DeleteIf they really want to get close to the Squatch, ditch the peanut butter and leave a big jar of Vaseline out there.
ReplyDeleteUhmm, I forgot to tell you about that. Well, it's not vaseline in that jar.
DeleteIf anyone advocates killing Santa, the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny, or the Lucky Charms Leprechaun, they will be permanently banned from the Magic Kingdom.
ReplyDeleteWhat if I have their permission? May I swab their mouths at least?
DeleteSharon Shill?
DeleteHave you sold any angry-eyes mugs?
How much money have you made off of bigfoot?
^wishes he could be Sharon Hill's tampon
DeleteYa darn tootin.
DeleteAnyone else notice that despite having all those incredible qualifications Dr J cannot spell sasquatch.
ReplyDeleteCheck his foot graphic at the top of the page.
Sheesh...
MMG
He's so precious. Please don't sqaush his enthusiasm.
DeleteHe is definitely on of the more cratable people in the bigfoot commodity.
Delete^^^MMG, I'm thinking it is a mental block, due to the psychological stress of his Sasquatch sighting. Or he could just be an idiot.
DeleteArchaic ad hominem, I order you to commence with your morning restitutional at once!!!
DeleteOn a radio show, Johnson claimed that he had a mind meld connection with the bigfoot that he saw on the Oregon trail. He also blubbered more than once when telling his story. What more do you need to know? He needs to see one of his colleagues for some professional help.
ReplyDeleteHe doesn't need help, he's just really in touch with his feminine side.
Delete(clive squashy)
ReplyDeleteHey Doc, if Zana was a bigfoot how'd they catch her so easy ?
Mental retardation or high testosterone levels. Perhaps a combination of the two. It would account for exaggerated features, facial hair, and high sexual appetite. It would also explain the frequent emotional outbursts and bathing her baby in cold water...not too mention the retard strength.
DeleteWow that explains how Rick Dyer moved that semi off a dead sas.
DeleteI once witnessed a mentally challenged individual carry 150lbs of roofing shingles on his shoulders up a 12 foot ladder.
DeleteIt was an impressive feat.
^ Dont tell us!! IT WAS YOUR MOTHER,, RIGHT ?? ^
DeleteDan that was my girlfriend please show a little respect.
DeleteA philosophical question. If Pj posts a 100,000 word essay and not one person reads the blog that day did it really happen? Oh shit I forgot it will be posted over and over multiple times per day 7 days aweek 365 days a year. Moot question. Excuse my dummyness.
DeletePJ has been warned by management twice now to limit his posts to 17,5000 words or less.
Delete(clive squashy)
DeleteRumor has it the original captors lured Zana in with an AWESOME peanut butter & raspberry jam sandwich !
At least Joe is on topic.
DeletePJ? How does JF work out to PJ?
Judas.
(clive squashy)
DeleteHey Jude, don't make it bad.
TATERHOLE...that is all
ReplyDeleteRead my book:
DeleteTaterholistcs- a Practical Guide to Personal Humiliation
Forward by Dr, Matthew 'Squeezy Cheese' Johnson
Read Campz's book:
DeleteHow to Have Nothing and Like it and Boy oh Boy do I Like it in Fact I Really Enjoy Not Having a Brain
Available on Amazon for free.
No jar, no poop. That's the policy.
ReplyDelete^^^ Washington DC policy-maker.
DeleteMaybe now you understand the trouble we are in.
Once I captured then killed a mysterious big footed creature that weighed 4 or 5 Rick Dyers. Then it told me it's name was Sasqautch. Once I found that out I released it. You guys are looking for Saquatch right? Not Sasqautch right?
ReplyDeleteSasqautch, I believe it's pronounced Sas - Couch.
DeleteIs it Sas - Cooch he's trying to write? That would explain a lot about Dr Johnson.
DeleteThis comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
Delete' Michael Beers saw one step into the SOHA base camp as I was walking the perimeter wearing nothing but a red brassiere and playing a tuba.'
ReplyDeleteHaunting.
DeleteI hate the tuba almost as much as I hate those wooly bastards.
DeleteNo kill, no capture, no problem so far.
ReplyDeleteNo shirt, no shoes, no service.
DeleteI would take it one step further. NO NON BLURRY PHOTOS EITHER. We gotta give a squatch a fighting chance here.
ReplyDeleteI guess the theoretical taterholing of Zana and speculative consequences question was to much for pj to address.
ReplyDelete^^^Bent over the back of the couch taking it quite energetically from Randi while writing blog comments.
DeleteCongratulations.
#TwerkTard approved
i see bigfoot went mainstream today talking to superman guy. it was titled from superman to santa. wasn't that the whole purpose of all the dna to go mainstream. be careful for what you ask for because this time you got it. dna proof and national exposure both can now be checked off the list. what's next ? chupacabbra anyone?
ReplyDeleteYou can't kill something that only exists in the simple minds of bigfooters. But seriously, if they exist, kill one and get this bullshit over with already/
ReplyDelete^^^Let's kill this one who only exists in his simple mind.
DeleteStart the BBQ.
#TooneyTard approved.
Two parties won't let a kill happen; authorities covering this up in the first place would confiscate the body, and of course the beings themselves that know you're walking around with a rifle already and sense your mental issues. The cover-up could have a number of reasons, anything from the timber industry and their many trolls here to a religious/social reason or/and the mere fact they could be from another world/dimension. All of those are possible explanations.
DeleteI'd almost pay him money to stop saying "big hairy hugs" it makes me shudder.
ReplyDeleteI have a no shirt, no shoes , no tickling policy
ReplyDeleteGoochie goochie goo
Delete^why was a bigfoot wearing a red brassiere and playing a tuba?
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
ReplyDeleteThere is a lot of juvenile behavior in these comments. Good grief, boys, can't you get your minds out of the gutter long enough to have an intelligent thought or comment? Reading these comments is like hanging out in a boys Middle School locker room. Grow up already.
ReplyDeleteLet me tell you a little secret...
DeleteMen never really grow up.
Adult locker rooms are the same as middle school locker rooms, just hairier.
You're one sick puppy Ball Boy.Geez.
DeleteI told you i'd clean the basement after I'm done eating my Hot Pocket now quit embarrassing me in front of my friends mom!
DeleteI told you, I can't pause the game! You'll have to wait!
DeleteCan't kill or capture what isn't there in the first place.
ReplyDeleteSometimes they're there. It's called dimensions.
DeleteSOHA = Swollen Orifice Humping Area
ReplyDeleteSo I take it I'm already banned...................damn it.
ReplyDeleteMy DAD a Korean war vet, always said put enough lead into anything and its DEAD....
ReplyDeletelot of ammo and mags
play the knockout game with the big guy : )
ReplyDeleteDr. Johnson, please take up the rev Jeff's invitation to go on The Squatchers Lounge podcast. Thank you. Tim,U.K.
ReplyDeleteNo Bigfoot, No Kill !
ReplyDeleteNo Woman No Cry.
DeletePro kill, just 1. settles the debate, science gets all the physical data, then go from there, protect species etc.
ReplyDeleteOnly in theory does it work that way, in our times though it's unethical since we don't murder bipedal human-like organisms anymore just to prove they exist. The overshadowing problem is still the same, there's a cover-up/denial plan going on here and until that ban is lifted it's no dice and no show.
DeleteI prefer the .45-70.The .454 Casull.The beefy 12 gauge with choice lead slugs.Beer on the breath with booze on the brain bravdo.Chili beans and cheap hot dogs rotting in the gut with a hat on backwards and slobber from a foaming tongue spilling over my camo overalls.Ignorance blasting from my loud and filthy mouth filling the once harmonial forest.Pictures of Robert Morgan covered with excretement and flies fornicating on top of such heap piles.My kind will come and rot the wilderness in cheap aluminum beer can bravado by our lowly Wal-Mart tents.Our farts enough will proclaim why my type should not breed and send forth from our white trash apocalypse doom ridden enclaves.Money and greed is our motive.......the 'suatch must die by gunfire........Ignorant Fred
DeleteAK with bipod and drum mag for max fire on bigfoot. Should take care of the big guy!
DeleteYOU WILL NEVER PROVE IT EXISTS WITHOUT A BODY.
ReplyDelete