Don’t miss Bigfoot: The New Evidence (The Bigfoot Files) this Sunday at 8PM on NatGeo
The Bigfoot Files, as it was titled in the U.K. is finally airing in the U.S. this Sunday. Unless you've been living underneath a rock and haven't heard the news, Dr. Bryan Sykes reveals the true origin of the "Yeti". If you're dying to know the results, basically, Dr. Sykes believes he has proven the Yeti through DNA samples from hair and bone samples. Watch the entire story unfold this Sunday at 8PM. Here's a sneak peek:
[via National Geographic]
Zana = 100% modern human.
ReplyDeleteJoe = 100% smoked.
gay rapist ^
DeleteZana 100% human that looked and behaved like a Bigfoot with physical evidence of morphological differences in her sons skull... Yeah, totally smoked!
Deleteyea yea yea zero evidence to back up a bunch of racist villagers, but there is evidence to back up the fact that she was 100% human, smoked.
DeleteRacism?
DeleteZana who is described as having dark, greyish-black skin, bare on the face, but elsewhere she was covered in reddish-black hair. The hair on her head was a bit darker and formed a thick, tousled mane that hung down her back. Her face had a sloping forehead, prominent brows and cheekbones and massive jaws . Her nose was broad and flat, her eyes were reddish and she had large, strong white teeth. Her body was robust and muscular with well-developed breasts. She was tremendously strong, and also swift, able to even outrun a horse. Although she walked and ran upright on two legs, her arms were proportionately long and her toes could be widely splayed, especially the big toes which she could move separately...
Back up evidence? Kwit's skull.
POW!! CHI-CHING!!
^in spite of all the ranting, still smoked
DeleteWhat the hell does 'well developed breasts' even mean?
DeleteBig? So she was an ugly broad with big boobs. Whoopity do.
Schooled!!
Delete..Look, it was conjectured by many that a relic pop of some homo species(Neanderthals being the favorite) accounted for the descriptions of Zana(an "alma") and the anomalies of a descendents skull...This is officially moot..
DeleteNow, the same anecdotes and skull are the basis of a conjecture that Zana and other almas are the remnants of a previously unknown race of humans that migrated to the steppes..This is at best a lateral move vis a vis arguments for the existence of almas..
I have Coleman right in front of me and there never was an "ape camp"..Descriptions of bigfoots,however, allow for that position- the only one reals scientist who thought about this subject(pro or con) ever seriously considered....
Joe, I think you are trying to claim the fact that Zana was human as evidence that bigfoots are human, but I don't think it holds together given what I have read about these 2 distinct phenomena...
The skull is well within the distinctions of modern humans. It's 'neat' but it's not that neat. As Don pointed out, look at Nikolai V's skull in that episode alone. His noggin is far from your picture of normal.
DeleteWe know Zana was 100% modern human from sub Sahara Africa. We know she was in an area where black people were not a regularity. We know humankind and our history. It's much less a leap of faith to believe we humans painted her in such a derogatory light and left false tattered remnants of stories through 170 years of history.
Her son wasn't a monster. He looked like a half Black Russian. He had a goofy feature or two, haven't you met anyone with a prominent brow ridge before? Big nose, dumbo ears, baseball mit size hands, etc?
The fact you continue to play this charade with yourself about Zana being bigfoot is unbelievable.
Feral people are not bigfoot. They're feral 100% modern humans. Fuckin' Mowgli is bigfoot LOL
Oh you doin it now! You doin it now! Joe gonna bring it!
DeleteTO ALL THE CLOWNS THAT ARE CELEBRATING SYKES
DeleteUnusual features of Kwits skull -
*very wide eye sockets
*elevated brow ridge
*thats could suggest ancient as opposed to modern human origins
Sykes' thought provoking alternative notion...
"Maybe she isn't an African of recent origin at all but one from a migration out of Africa, maybe many tens of thousands of years ago, and that she comes from a relic population taking refuge in the Caucases mountains"
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DeleteKwit was bigger all round, bigger teeth, extra bone in neck!!
POW!!!
my mainstream analysis: Joe has lost his mind
Deleteyou should really divert your energies to something ou're better suited for. I don't know- tiddly winks.
To state otherwise is denialism or lies... You only have to watch the third episode's skull comparison to make up your own mind.
DeleteHa ha ha ha ha!!!!!
And what about Kwit's half sister Koolaidria? She had teeth like bathroom tiles and a bone through her nose.
DeleteNooice
DeleteLet me break this down...
Delete*Bigfoot legend in Zana.
*ten thousand years that Bigfoot are human.
*Kwit's skull physical evidence that Zana's proportions were true and therefore everything else.
*DNA delivered as human.
BOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!
*Kwit's skull physical evidence that Zana's proportions were true and therefore everything else."
DeleteGet the really big butterfly net!
The skeptards are really slipping today.
DeleteAccording to the description, Zana looked more like Patty than a modern human.
Yet they keep on parrotting "modern human, modern human, modern human, derp derp derp burp oopsie fart."
Pull your heads out skeptards, for God's sake man.
Sykes and Ketchum appear to be about the same height, same weight, same build. And you never see them together.
DeleteAnd, oh yeah, Anon 11:25 is a dick.
WELL LOOK WHO IT IS ITS THE RESIDENT BUTTHURT FOOTER^
DeleteThe anecdotal evidence was that she was covered in hair. The scientifically proven evidence is that she was 100% homo sapiens.
Deleteblah blah blah zana. blah blah blah almasty. blah blah blah skeptard. Therefore bigfoot is real.
DeleteLegend - physical evidence - DNA results consistent with species traits - booooommmm!!!
DeleteBigfoot? No dice.
DeleteSykes has proven shit, he's only presented a theory what the Yeti is (some kind of bear) but he's not proven the eyewitnesses seeing bipedal primate-like beings wrong. Bears don't look or behave primate-like but mainstream science wants it to be that way, to endure a myth and retain the control that Ketchum briefly distracted from (and actually solved). Nothing new it's all as expected, the academic/authority charade (read cover-up) goes on.
DeleteAnd still no bigfoot anywhere ever? Deluded much^
DeleteJoe, et al have so much invested in this story because they themselves, as youths, were placed in a ditch enclosed by a fence made of sharpened sticks and tormented by kids with sticks and dirt clods.
DeleteSTILL WAITING A SERIOUS EXPLANATION OF HOW PATTY CAN HAVE THEN A 100% HUMAN DNA.
DeleteSUCH MORPHOLOGICAL DIFFERENCES RESULT IN A DIFFERENT DNA, YOU DUMBASS. YOUR WORDS HURT ANYONE WHO HAS SPENT TIME STUDYING IN HIS LIFE.
Joe basically came from
Delete"SYKES IS COMING VROOOOOOOOOM"
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"Nah Sykes doesn't disprove Bigfoot"
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"Sykes said Bigfoot is not real--> Bigfoot is human"
OK
Breaking news: DNA results prove that Shrek is 100% human.
Delete!!!!! WHERE IS ?????? S,,W,,P,, ??? MOTHERFUCKERS,,,
DeleteU DIGG ?
DeleteRape isn't romantic. I just push it in with no spit and go to pound town. I'm sure PJ finds it romantic by now though. It's a syndrome.
DeleteDaniel Campbell @ 8:52 am.
Ketchum = 100% fraud
ReplyDeleteSykes = 100% fraud
DeleteRobert Lindsay = 100% weird
ReplyDeleteI'm certain it's way more than that but pedophiles usually are
DeleteHe may have proven there is a unique bear in the Himalays. Neat in itself but we have the same bear or a cousin in NA in the high latitudes also and at least one has been shot. I think it would be neat to compare the DNA of the NA pizzly bear to what he has. Still does not account for the walking creature the sherpas and natives have been seeing for centuries.
DeleteChuck
^legends delusions and misidentifications account for all that...no need for genetic testing
DeleteJREFer who raced over here to boldy and bravely "take action" per the Randi Manifesto.
DeleteGiveaway: use of "delusions."
The usual, the typical, the walnut-brained.
Notice 10:09 the JREF atheist speaks with the knowledge of a god:
Delete"account for all that"
Ah ha, so this skeptard knows, KNOWS, that all reports are legends, delusions and misidentifications.
It's really mirthfully sweet that all these scientific atheists commandeer for themselves the traits of a god, while at the same time being atheists.
There are no gods but themselves, in their deluded minds.
Pontifical blind hypocrites beyond help.
Go shave with Occam's Razor.
Are you really this fucking stupid? My kid wants to know.
Delete11:30 i just trolling. Probably a Jrefer, as he is the only one who EVER mentions JREF on Shawn's blog.
DeleteIn light of the overwhelming lack of proof of the creature ( using the exact same standard as applied to any other organism ), it is certainly not irrational nor 'god-like' to make the assertion that all of these claims are garbage. If I had a stck of 5000 claims, and 4985 garbage, 10 were borderline garbage, and 5 just smelled real bad I would say, 'They are all garbage'.
What is most important to take away from this discussion, is that the Raging Butthurt Footer is simply an asshole.
Give it up 10:09 troll, we know Sykes (bought off?) only did what the current state of affairs wanted him to do. Imagine that, a man ultimately with no balls outsmarted and essentially castrated by a Texas cat vet.
DeleteLeaping Russian Yetis! After everything we've seen over the past year, how in the world do you come out defending Melba? Some days, I swear, I feel like I am in the Bizarro world.
Delete^^^^The remaining 'footers these days seem to be edging dangerously close to full-blown delusion.
DeleteLove that synopsis, what I've come to expect from from BE!
ReplyDeleteWhere's my friend Ernie? xx
ReplyDeleteTOO EASY , I JUST AINT GONNA DO IT !
DeleteOk,is there a joke there somewhere lol xx
DeleteOK !! (Where"s my friend Ernie?) ANSWER !!,,,,,,,,, LOL, I STILL CANT DO IT ,,, SORRY EVA..!.
DeleteHe and Burt need some time ALONE together
DeleteOh i see,are they chess players? xx
DeleteI heard Sykes has the goods.
ReplyDeleteI heard he had the willies.
DeleteNope, not the willies. Rumor on the street is he is hung like a Shetland pony.
DeleteFrom the look of it, it appears he's got a job at the government's unofficially sanctioned debunking channel Nat. Geo.
DeleteSo now we're against National Geographic? That is where I draw the line sir! Keep your childish bigfoot fantasy- I'll take the half-naked Polynesian women every time.
DeleteAnyone debunking Nat. Geo. will feel the wrath of the Craigheads (1000 Reddit points if you understand the reference) :)
DeleteDid you guys already forget their debunking show Is It Real? That is how all television is America is geared, covering up with harmless entertainment never actually intending on solving these so-called mysteries. :/
DeleteCome to bigfoot. Embrace bigfoot. Bigfoot will devour your soul.
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Have you ever sold anything or borrowed money to finance your SQUATCHING?
Have you ever SQUATCHED to avoid worry, trouble, boredom or loneliness?
Did SQUATCHING make you careless of the welfare of yourself or your family?
Have you ever felt remorse after SQUATCHING?
If so, you may have a serious problem.
The persistence of this illusion is astonishing. Many pursue it into the gates of prison, insanity or death.
DIAL 1-800-EAT-SHIT
^^^#tooneytard approved
DeleteThanks!
DeleteJoe Fitz !!!!! Joe Fitz!!! It's Canadian guy where u going with this Zana topic ?????????? Tell me what do u belive????????? What point are u trying to get across?????????? Tell me please in your OWN Words please!!! Thanks have a good weekend sir !!!!!!
DeleteJoe Fitz !!!!! Joe Fitz!!! It's Canadian guy where u going with this Zana topic ?????????? Tell me what do u belive????????? What point are u trying to get across?????????? Tell me please in your OWN Words please!!! Thanks have a good weekend sir !!!!!!
DeleteCalling Joe Fitzgerals and all of the ships at sea...
DeleteANON 1:10, GUZZES WAY TOO MUCH TWEAKER GIZZ,!
DeleteI like turtles.
DeleteMy head hurts.
Ponies are pretty.
Sharon H. is a skeptic babe.
U of Michigan football program needs a new head coach.
Joe and Dan are one in the same person.
^Too much caffeine.
ReplyDeleteSwear to sweet baby manbearpig, at first glance I thought that photo of Sykes was a photo of Melba.
ReplyDeleteThe closest we have ever gotten to an 800lb bipedal ape is Randi in California. Let me know if I underestimated you're weight big guy.
ReplyDeleteKetchum has the free DNA results posted on the sasquatchgenome website and posted a brilliant, refreshing 2 hour conference that explains everything including statements that members of the government have told him off the record that the government knows that Sasquatch exists but are told to DENY and DIFFUSE.
ReplyDeleteLeaping Russian Yetis! I thought all the Ketchumites had packed up shop. Keep the faith, brother. Keep the faith.
DeleteHim meaning Adrian Erickson^
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