Did a Japanese Research Vessel Capture a Ningen on Video or Could It be Something Else?


A Japanese research vessel in the Antarctic released this terrifying video of the "Ningen" a few years ago. These 100 feet long humanoid creatures with fins, flippers (or mermaid-like tails) have been reported by crew members since the 90s. Is this a real video of an elusive sea creature or is it something totally different? ParaBreakdown takes a closer look:



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  1. What? I was expecting the video to show a bipedal white figure with a seal head and no arms walking around on some ice. What a let down. False advertising.

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    1. Right now I remember why I don't watch the videos and rarely comment on topic.

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    2. Sadly, this model of bullshit news is rampant and BFE not so offensive for BF. Huffington Post wins for misleading video, excessive ads, and bad comments generally of things of importance. I come here to remind myself who also posts on Huff. The level of education among our citizens is distressingly low, the emotional intelligence even lower.

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  2. Why do I keep coming back to this site. I guess it's like a car crash I just can't help help but look

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    1. You'll keep coming back to get nothing and like it.

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  3. Early settlers diaries told of large populations of white seal heads with no arms feasting on schools of self aware disembodied taterhole fish off the coast of Northern California.

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    1. ..lol... Dear Diary,
      Today I saw a giant seal head with no arms eat a self aware disembodied taterhole...Later, Jebediah winked at me..I think he likes me...giggle....

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    2. ..No, his great-great grandpa..

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    3. Bigfoot ate all my peanut butter. I hate those wooly fuckers.

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  4. Nothing from nothing leaves nothing.

    Anon previously.

    Billy Preston

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  5. Enough of this racist BS. The ningen is clearly a relic hominid that migrated out of sub-Saharan Africa in the Fitzgerald/Clusterfuck period, as evidenced by the complete lack of anal flippers.

    I also have uncovered a secret program initiated by the French Army to breed with la Ciguapa to keep their soldiers from fleeing the battlefield.

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    1. P.S.

      read about it in my new book:
      Sex-crazed Cannibalistic Bigfoot Jihad due out sometime after I actually write it.

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    2. (clive squashy)

      Good call on the flippers.

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    3. "I also have uncovered a secret program initiated by the French Army to breed with la Ciguapa to keep their soldiers from fleeing the battlefield."

      LMAO!!!!!!!!

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    4. That photo of an alleged Ningen is actually a dolphin/human hybrid in a straightjacket.

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  6. Fuck this shit,I'm going to Mars.

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    1. (clive squashy)

      Got room for Dr. Johnson ?

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  7. And my new book "Let's Get Along" (and store poop and other stuff good!)

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  8. History shows again and again how nature points up the folly of man

    NINGEN!

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  9. (clive squashy)

    You gotta admit the Godzilla version is a tad bit better.

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