Classic Breakdown: Anonymous Sitting Bigfoot
Here's another classic breakdown from ParaBreakdown. This footage does not have a source -- which makes it questionable. Watch below:
Bigfoot injured by a forest fire was taken away and hidden by the authorities, not even Robert Lindsay can top this story
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
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ReplyDeleteWow...not even remotely convincing.
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Second the motion ! and his Rott for VP < B-)-'
DeleteNo I'd be a bad president I'd build bigger fences and run people and other stuff over with the presidential limo shit would get ugly fast then I'd be impeached
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ReplyDeleteC'mon footers! Sykes says you're full of shit!
ReplyDeleteYou gonna take that crap from an asshole from Oxford?
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DeleteOne would have thought that after all the projects, docs and studies that we would have no need for insultingly retarded, unfunny, lame, zero providence, one of thousands, piece of shit youtube blobsquatches...yet here we are...Can someone please explain that to me?
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^^^Round these parts we call that a taterhole, mister.
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DeleteAnonymous is one of the most credible people in the Bigfoot world.
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ReplyDeleteI was just out and about and it's like a ghost town. I think the time change messed everything up. I just drank a pot of coffee and I'm ready to go fuck up a few bigfeets.
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Deletecan we change this site to chucabbra evidence and see if we can get some conclusive evidence like we did on bigfoot? since bigfoot dna is dog maybe chupacabbra could be turn out to be a hominid.
ReplyDelete^ this guy is going to give Bobo a run
DeleteCrickets chirping are the most credible voices recently heard on this Bigfoot blog.
ReplyDeleteI'll go ahead and say "Taterhole" for good measure.
ReplyDeleteThank you and I'll add ponies are wonderful.
Deletewho you gonna believe? skyes or melba. enuf said
ReplyDeleteFairies wear boots and you gotta believe me
DeleteSTOP PERSECUTING MELBA!!
DeleteI sent Melba 17,5000 dollars. where's my bigfoot?
DeleteNone of the above..I dismiss both out of hand, because neither has the balls to discuss the truth...I'll give you a hint: Ancient Fucking Aliens....
DeleteBalls are a type of people
DeleteHi, faggot, Travis!
DeleteI'll take Melba anyday over Sykes.
DeleteAs far as I know, there is only one PB video that wasn't determined to be a hoax. Its the thermal video made with Bart Cutino showing multiple squatches near their campsite. It was thourough in my opinion and should be used as a great resource to prove Bigfoot. Are there more than just one PB's that do not appear to be hoaxes?
ReplyDeleteya need to ask fb/fb. they had 80 videos all confirmed on 5 points.
DeleteGood question..He is conservative, and that makes hm more credible..There are a few that he thought were interesting..He or Shawn should list his favorites..
DeleteWhat makes parabreakdown the authority on anything? Not saying it's real or fake, just questioning the analysis... Surely parabreakdown isn't the be all end all???
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DeleteThere's no proof this is a suit and there's no proof it's not. I wouldn't call it a lame attempt at hoaxing, far worse stuff out there but their voices do sound rehearsed though so yeah while it's probably a hoax at least it's a different kind of hoax.
DeleteCrystal skulls are actually Sasquatch skulls. Discuss
ReplyDelete..Yes, but because of the government conspiracy to cover-up bigfoot evidence, the crystal skulls are hidden in the Guggenheim...I heard they are behind a wall near the Faberge Eggs, the gayest works of art known to man ...
DeleteWhat a coincidence! My fat chihuahua lays faberge eggs. He is quite a craftsman.
DeleteThats it, Im calling the Smithsonian.
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weak hole for a whole week. ^
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DeleteButthole for a whole life^
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Extinct 'Godzilla' platypus found in Australia!!!!!!!!!!
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..Hmmm, sounds to much like mainstream science..I'll wait for someone else to check it out..If they say the platypus can blow itself in the 5th-dimension, I'm in....
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DeleteLooks like Bigfoot's up to his old tricks again.
hmm unlike bigfoot it didn't take them 5 years to publicly show it or announce the find nor did it require peer review papers. just show it if you find it.
DeleteThis sitting bigfoot is without a doubt the best footage since the Patterson film.
ReplyDeleteThat's not a bear.
Yeah, that's definitely not a bear. You can tell it's not a bear because a bear does not sit like that, and it doesn't look like that. The easiest way to tell is that this creature in the film is not shaped like a bear. If it looked like a bear, I could believe that it was a case of mistaken identity. But the guy in the video was right when he said that it was not a bear. I'd be really scared seeing that sitting there like that. I'd wonder if it was going to come after me. Kind of like that cop did a few weeks ago on his motorcycle. Did you ever notice that bigfoot come in different sizes? Some are tall and skinny, and some are big and fat. Some are short too. Kind of like Underdog. Did you ever notice that Underdog is like way shorter than the humans around him. Except for Simon Bar Sinister. He's short too. Bugs Bunny wasn't very tall either, but he sure was talented. I wonder why they never made a Bugs Bunny episode with a bigfoot in it. Did you ever see Disney's The Goofy Movie? They encounter a bigfoot in that movie. Goofy gets it on film using his camcorder, but you know, he's such a doofus and lets the bigfoot grab the camera and wreck the footage. Goofy and his son Max are then trapped in their car all night with the bigfoot sleeping on the roof of their car. It's actually not a bad movie for a cartoon. Did you ever notice that a lot of people who buy food buy cheap, processed food that's bad for them? Fat bigfoot eat a lot of nutrient deficient high calorie sugary food. That's why they're fat. Skinny bigfoot forage for vegetables and they eat deer that they kill from time to time. Although, I don't think anyone has ever seen a bigfoot taking down a deer. I imagine that they can do it. At least the big fat bigfoot. Maybe not those slender ones that don't eat junk food. Speaking of junk food, did you know that some food is labeled with names that mislead people? For instance, Special K with berries doesn't really have berries in it. Isn't that just wrong? There ought to be a law against that. Also, some cans labeled trout (that's a type of fish) don't really have any trout in it. Just other fish that they substitute for trout. Yeah, doesn't sound legal, but it is. Just like that cereal Grape Nuts. It's wheat and barley. How can they call it Grape Nuts? There aren't any grapes and no nuts. It's messed up. Like Cheerios. What's so cheery about bland, sugarless toasted oats? I doubt if bigfoot would eat Grape Nuts or Cheerios. They might eat trout but not that fake stuff that isn't actually trout. You know, bigfoot likes food. Why don't they lure in a bigfoot with food? Why don't they dig a good old fashioned tiger pit under some food. Then when the bigfoot gets close to the food, wham, it gets caught in the deep trap. I think that there was an episode of Gilligan's Island in which they used trap like that. Maybe not. In any case, there was never a bigfoot on Gilligan's Island. What's up with that? This sitting bigfoot is without a doubt real. It is definitely not a bear. It doesn't look like a bear and doesn't act like a bear. I don't care what this guy says. It's a real bigfoot.
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DeleteBravo !
Dood, you are definitely on my Christmas list.
Every now and then a post like this comes along...enjoy. ^
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Delete^^^Bravo. Were you sober when you wrote this or under the influence of something?
DeleteOf course it is a fake. No one can walk up to these creatures in such sparse terrain AND making this much noise!
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This particular bigfoot is known to other bigfoot by the sasquatch word for Doofus. This bigfoot isn't too bright.
DeleteWhy give this shit the space on this website? Oh. Bigfooters will believe anything.....
ReplyDeleteNo, not the obvious hoaxes like errr this blog... LOL
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