Breakdown: Sasquatch Sighting Ontario?


Here's a breakdown of a video from Ontario. Spoiler: ParaBreakdown says he can't stop laughing.



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  1. FIRST to suggest that Shawn should make everyone comment through a Bigfoot Evidence Forum+ profile!

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    1. I don't understand how you can be so fast bear.

      MMC

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    2. Got any of those old AOL CD's lying around? (hint hint)

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    3. ^^^^^ no team captain. Nobody here wants to join your team. You can try FACE BOOK FIND BIGFOOT

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    4. ^ Oooooooohhhhhh!! you silly goose , youd loooveee our TEAM tee, heee & giggle, giggle,,,

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    5. Ask yourselves this...why isn't Shawn promoting the "documentary" DEAD BIGFOOT? He "stars" in it... There will be a debut (omg these guys are soooooo coooool) later this month somewhere in Californication. Go everyone! Support HOAXING. Without, bleevers got nothing.

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    6. well we know he shot a bear now so it don't matter

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    1. Joe = 100% SMOKED

      He also refuses to believe Japan surrendered

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    2. 9:04 9:27 = two flunked out smoked skeptards.

      #SmokeTard approved

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    3. modern human who can outrun a horse, 6.5 to 7 feet tall, covered in reddish body hair, lived in freezing Caucuses, primitive traits/brow ridge/divergent big toe per Meldrum, long arms, modern human so what?

      So what what the DNA says? Focus on physical description and primitive traits and fantastic abilities. It is what it is.

      Show us the 100% modern human currently with those traits.

      Do that or seal your lips.

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    4. Japan surrendered? I thought we still had troops over there fighting the Taliban? didn't Obama say he was ending this war?

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    5. 9:38--I will agree that homo sapiens (100% human dna) can present a wide variance of morphologies-witness Pygmies, Asians and Italians- but your description of Zana is pushing things a bit...

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    6. Sykes gave footers nothing but a tiny morsel of what we can expect from future projects.

      The producers of the 'Bigfoot Files' wanted to cut Sykes from the show completely and the good Dr was not at all impressed with how the shows were pieced together.

      There is much more to come from Dr Sykes on this subject, but I'll not be holding my breath for any more ground breaking revelations anytime soon.

      MMG

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  3. Anyone want to watch a live train wreck?

    http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/rob-ford-accused-of-behaving-in-a-threatening-way-1.2424106

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    1. Ok I'll try it as long as its not a trick to get me to see DC's balls.

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    2. Toronto city council meeting will resume @ 2:00pm

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    3. So what! Who the fuck cares?

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    4. Maybe some of us who hope he resigns, moves to the states, and runs for Mayor of Detroit. He's already got the right last name.

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    5. Wait a minute... is Mayor McCheese and Mayor Ford the same person?

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    6. Anyway...if you want to understand bigfoot hoaxers in Ontario, it would serve you well to be aware of the crack heads in Ontario. Maybe some day you too may become a Platinum Level Cryptozoologist.

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    7. With all due respect Fozzie Bear we have enough problems here in Michigan. We don't need another Crackhead wacko

      MMC

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    8. You're right. I was only thinking of myself and the comedy gold that would result. I'm desperate for new material so I can get back on my feet and move out of mom's basement.

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    9. Fozzie, you're busy today--a little too much coffee perhaps? :)

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    10. Yes bear there is comedy gold in that crackhead mayor

      I'm sure somebody gonna come up with a duesey

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    11. The mayors tried the crash diet and failed

      Now he's trying the crack diet. He's got a way to go

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    12. Must be a democrat

      He's self medicating

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  4. Are these the same clowns with the fake sasquatch vocals?

    This site needs to quit "encouraging" these folks...(by not posting their crap...IMO).

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    1. Unfortunately, there's more than one hoaxer in Ontario.

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    2. Yes, there is the little known but very real Ontario University of Fakes Frauds and Hoaxers. It flies under the radar but still keeps cranking out the creepy little darlings.

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    3. Agreed OP.

      Does Ontario, Fasano, Dr Johnson et al really constitute ' Bigfoot Evidence'?

      It's fine to poke fun at these clowns every once in a while but posting their every move just encourages more tomfoolery.

      MMG

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    4. ...MMG, this site is a hub: Shawn posts everything he finds that is even tangentially related to bigfoots(unless he is denied permission)..For example, he will post a video about an underwater disembodied sentient taterhole because it has mind-raping abilities like bigfoots...

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  5. Watch out squatches! We're catching up!

    Scientists invent not 1, not 2, but 3 new 'invisibility cloaks'

    http://www.mnn.com/green-tech/research-innovations/stories/scientists-invent-not-1-not-2-but-3-new-invisibility-cloaks#

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  6. Hey PJ, please try on one of these invisibility cloaks...pretty please

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  7. Hey Anon! Your hiding behind your cloak now! your anon listing is YOUR CLOAK. You don't have the BALLS to list your own name. COWARD!

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  8. The stupidity here is never a disappointment. A bunch of morons with no intellect. Definitely americans.

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    1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKM1AAzeRCg

      What are you gonna do?

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    2. Says the guy whose people think soccer is the greatest thing since sliced bread and also couldn't have dug their own way out of speaking German no intellect needed when you have the most devastating bomb in the world

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    3. If you people had any intellect you wouldn't get field side seats so the other intellectuals can trample you to death right smart guy

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    4. Stick with your futbol leave the digging your sorry asses out of messes to us

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    5. And next time we need great intellect we will get German scientist

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    6. Cause I just love how sissies point the finger at the bullies till they're getting their asses treated like little girls

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    7. I really do I'm so emotionally distraught I really don't wanna cry myself to sleep anymore. Will you be my friend?

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    8. I'm hurting worse then a southern wife on pabst blue ribbon night

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    9. You'll be ok, dude. Go outside, take twenty deep breaths. Repeat as needed.

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    10. Now I just feel light headed wait that might be the Valium and 40 of king cobra

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    1. Moderator???

      This is why it's getting quieter around here!!!!

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    2. That and because of your talkative ass.

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    4. Thankfully, the site does not have a true moderator-one who butts in and referees discussions....Occasionally, a comment that abuses the free speech spirit of the blog will get bounced..Nothing more than that...

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    5. Abusing free speech? How exactly did you make up that lie? Did the current admenstration fill your head with this our the prior? Seig Heil!!!

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    6. ^^What are you talking about? I was commenting on how this blog's comment section is edited--I was not referring to the comment that was deleted before I could read it..And by "free speech" I merely meant Shawn lets us write whatever we want about cryptozoology and bigfooting....

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  10. Come to west virginia, goff mountain. Go up there and dig you will find bones. I've found some and I don't know what the hell they are.

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    1. Those bones are from inbreeding mistakes!

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    2. Melba's good with bones. She can help you out.

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  11. Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River. Life is old there, older than the trees...

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    1. Well that sounds mighty nice, thanks.

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    2. Younger than the mountains...anyone? Anyone?

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    3. A little slice of heaven (and a great place to grow weed)

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  12. Blowin' like a breeze. Country roads, take me home, to the place
    I belong in West Virginia...

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